The Page Three Gold girls today are Claire Louise from 5 December 1995 and Gillian Duxbury from 12 October 1997.

The Page Three Bonus today is Jane Warner (#1 , #2 , #3)

The WhyScans Bonus today is some unedited caps of All Saints. WhyScans invites you to use them for collages if you care to, because he's pressed for time. The very last one miight (or may not) have a bit of runaway nipple. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11)

"Here's a bit of a counterpoint to Tuna's "Pleasure Craft" post yesterday. First that "Little Devil" Amber Newman, then Tammy Hannum shows off a bit. Both Brandy Davis as "Andrea", and Andrea Hargitay as "Andrea", are frequent magazine models, and regulars on the strip circuit. Apparently Ms. Hargitay is the granddaughter of Mickey Hargitay, one time husband of Jayne Mansfield, but she's not related to Jayne. This Brandy Davis is not to be confused with Brandi Davis, who is actually sometime Playboy model Patricia Ford."

Amber Newman (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11) Taimie Hannum (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14) Brandy (#1, #2)

Members' Bonus - Stone Cold

Today's Jeopardy category is women named after geographical or anatomical terms or both. Example: Nashville Pussy. Never seen or heard them, but the once suga's brother play center for the T-wolves, big white boy name a Cherokee Parks. He 6'11", and Corey is 6'3" herself. I like them already, cuz on they album, "Let Them Eat Pussy", the one sugah gettin some head from a brotha, which cool. Not easy to find a bro that like tuna, so they must have auditioned extensively, which is a good idea. Corey said she came 437 times during the shoot, which is about average for my own women if I have to leave early or something.

In my world, we got a lot of small time club groups named after geography or anatomy or both. I like K.C. Kunts, L'il Kooze, Savannah Snatch, the Vagina Cavaliers, and Charleston Clits myself, but they havin' some trouble breakin' through to the big time. Not surprisin', since Deborah Cox couldn't bring herself to say Nashville Pussy when she readin' the nominees for Best Metal Performance at the Grammys. And that from a woman herself named after a dick. When you a Cox and you can't say Pussy, maybe you got a problem. So if Deborah can't say Nashville Pussy, maybe the sista gonna throw up or something if she have to say "and the best Broadway show is Cats - oh, I can't say anything related to feline animals, hear me now?", and she really gonna shit a big brick when she have to say "K.C. Kunts". I hope she don't have to do some movie show and read out the characters in mofo'n Goldfinger. Man, them K.C. Kunts be like the Spice Girls, each one of 'em got a cute Kunt name. There's Slippery Kunt, Shavy Kunt, Scary Kunt, Smelly Kunt, an' maybe Sporty Kunt an' some others I forget.

Here the big Nashville Pussy. She say in the magazine "we like boys who like pussies, not boys who are pussies". So I guess Uma have no worries she sneakin out with Ethan Hawke. She also say that guys always think that a 6'3" girl got a big baggy ol' pussy, but she got one like a mofo'n 12 year old. Gotta like this girl. here the other Nashville Pussy. speak a Deborah Cox, here the sista without no bra. this is Texas Terri, who shows her suga in public and sings lead for some group called Texas Terri and the Stiff Ones. Kembra Pfahler also in there somewhere. more Texas Terri Kembra Pfahler. You probably heard of The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. I heard of em and I like they attitude, but I ain't never heard em play or sing a note. Most important thing is Kembra shaved her forehead and her suga, so no hair get in the way from any direction. Kembra Pfahler Kembra Pfahler Kembra Pfahler Madonna. She's not named after any landmarks or body parts, but everybody seen her own Cavern Madonna D'Arcy, suga singa for Smashing Pumpkins.

More tomorrow. I gotta go now and vote in Lawdog's poll. I'm tempted to vote for Steve Forbes, because he really understands the needs of today's disaffected urban youth, but I gotta vote for Bradley. Can't pass up on a presidential candidate who can pull up for the J.