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Wild Things
I'm still playing around with the new hi-def formats. This particular movie
was on Blu-Ray. Blu-Ray caps, like HD-DVD are 1920x1080, but if the screen
ratio is extremely wide, then the caps will obviously be 1920xAAAA with black
space occupying an amount of space equal to 1080 minus AAAA. In this case, the
caps were 794 pixels high. the blank space 286.
Denise Richards

Cat People
This one is on HD-DVD. The image quality is terrific, but HD-DVD is more
difficult to work with than Blu-Ray. With Blu-Ray, the film is workable as
soon as the AACS protection is lifted, but HD-DVD requires two more additional
steps, and is a thorough pain in the rump.
I messed around with the color. Some of these images are the original
color from the film, some have been adjusted, still others have the original color in the
big image with an adjusted version in the inset. I did whatever seemed right
to me.
Nastassja Kinski

Annette O'Toole

Love Lies Bleeding
This is a 2008 film (Street January 15th) which went straight to DVD. It's
about a pleasant, naive young couple struggling through poverty. She's working
in a supermarket. He's an Iraq vet with an assault conviction which makes it
difficult for him to get any job at all. Because of their restricted cash
flow, they live in an apartment building so run-down and infested with crime
that they are terrorized by their own neighbors, some gangbangers who steal
their possessions with impunity.
One day the gangbangers get into a massive shoot-out with some dirty feds,
and the Iraq vet stumbles upon the scene, which seems to be nothing but
corpses and a satchel full of money, which he expropriates opportunistically.
Unfortunately for him one of the corpses is not quite dead yet, and is a
lunatic crooked agent played by Christian Slater channeling The Joker. Slater
tracks the fugitive couple through a few states, and they finally decide to
return the money to get him off their back - straight swap, money for freedom.
Slater, being quite the little Iago, likes to be evil just for the sheer joy
of it, so he's is planning to take the money and kill them as well. The
Albuquerque police also into the mix, since a savvy local detective
immediately figures out that the young couple will probably be killed
needlessly by the ruthless, lawbreaking feds. This leads up to a three-way
chase and a final shoot-out with guns and shotguns blazing.
It's a routine and predictable script of no special merit, but I found it
watchable because the couple is extremely naive and likeable, while Slater's
character is deranged enough to provide some menace.
There is just a tiny bit of nudity from Jenna Dewan, which is a shame
because she's a cutie. Here's
the film clip. Sample capture below.

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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Uber-busty Hefmate Petra Verkaik in a strip-and-wiggle extravaganza called
Centerfold Fantasies. The caps are old...did 'em years ago...but
these fourteen clips
are brand spankin' new.
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Notes and collages
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American Pie presents Beta House
Call it a formula, or call it a tradition, but the sixth American Pie
spin-off, 2007's American Pie Presents: Beta House, delivers all the
silliness, fun, and crude humor of its predecessors, and with a really
nice bonus. It has, at least in unrated form, more nudity than all of the
others including The Naked Mile, the previous nudity champ.
Taking up a year after The Naked Mile, Eric Stifler and Cooze are back
at collage, this time starting their freshman year. They pledge Beta House
fraternity, which is led by cousin Dwight, who has happily upheld the
Stifler legend by bedding every co-ed in site. He has big plans for Eric
and friends as Betas.
Things go awry when the Geeks fraternity decides that the Betas and
their partying ways must be shut down, and to settle the feud that ensues,
an outrageous contest between the two fraternities, with events like the
"unhook the bra" race, is organized to declare a winner. The loser will
give up their house.
Typical goofy fun, exactly what you expect from a Pie, coupled with
amazing nudity, make this another must-see. Oh, yeah, and I don't normally
do multiple collages of one actress from the same movie, but I dumbly
forgot Sarah Power's "twister" scene, and I didn't want to lose it.
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Sarah
Power |
Sarah
Power |
Angela
Besharah |
Dawne
Furey |
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various |
Ashleigh
Hubbard |
Christine
Barger |
Meghan
Heffern |
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