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I do not know if you've read Kathleen Turner's new autobiography, which I just finished and didn't find very interesting, but one thing did stand out in this book. She explained that she has always done her own nudity in movies, with the exception of having used a stunt butt in "The Man With Two Brains" because she didn't think the scene was funny. I doubt that was the reason since her ass is not her best feature and I think she didn't want it photographed up close. It always looked like an insert butt in the scene, but I wondered if she had that much clout in only her second movie to demand they use a stunt butt and after having just come off Body Heat. BTW, she was paid $30,000 for Body Heat. Anyway, the next time someone posts a photo showing that as her butt, you can point out what it actually is.

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The Gene Generation

The Gene Generation is a cyberpunk/steampunk offering which consists mostly of actors performing in front of green screens, with the superimposed backgrounds supplied by comic book art. The result is similar to a rotoscope film, except that the humans are portrayed by three-dimensional actors rather than two-dimensional posterized images of the same actors.

That is if you are willing to accept Bai Ling as a three-dimensional actor. Debatable, I admit.

Unlike speculative future fiction, which takes place in a future human society in which some dangerous modern trend has not been properly regulated, steampunk and cyberpunk adventures take place in some alternate universe in which a human-like society has developed with different styles and technologies. The most common conceit involves the extension of the 19th century's obsession with enormous machines, as used in a post-industrial society that could never quite get the "post" right because it never figured out how to miniaturize or transistorize the machines.

If you think about it, you'll realize that we had some periods in human history which played out sort of like steampunk adventures. For the first thirty years of the 20th century, we had recorded voices and silent films, but nobody seemed to be able to put the two together, even though it would have been almost as simple as playing a record while the movie was being projected. Steampunk and cyberpunk writers love to imagine exaggerated versions of these sorts of crazy gaps in technology. The people in their imaginary dystopias have advanced computers, but they operate them with rusty metal keyboards, and their monitor outputs are eternally stuck in the era of green text on black backgrounds. They can alter a human's DNA with a bracelet, but they don't have cell phones, and all of their gargoyle-festooned buildings look like places where the Phantom of the Opera would feel snuggly. They have the advanced technology required to fill the skies with traffic, but the airborne vehicles look like the Chinese junks one might have seen in the Hong Kong harbor in 1890. Their inventions have brought them all the drawbacks of technology, with none of the conveniences. Part of their world is derived from Blade Runner and another part of it from Conan the Barbarian, and the fun of it all derives from the mixing of technologies which should be centuries or even millennia apart.

The Gene Generation has all of those elements I just described, and they create a fairly interesting backdrop for the action, but one cannot build an interesting film solely on backdrop. Like this film, Sin City basically put an alternate comic book universe on screen with live actors, but Sin City would not have been worth the watch except for some interesting story lines, a lot of heart, and an authentic film noir sensibility. In contrast, The Gene Generation is basically just a routine B movie about mobsters and assassins, except with an odd alternate universe in the background. The original premise about DNA re-programming is virtually abandoned, and the little of it that remains is about as scientific as an episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Mostly the DNA reordering just involves turning humans into things that look like skeletons occupied by some writhing snakes, and even that bizarre conceit never really becomes central to the action, other than that the assassins will occasionally overpower somebody with magical snake bracelets instead of bullets.

Strangely enough for a movie with plenty of imagination in the animated portions, the costuming is completely unimaginative. The good people of their world, as well as the evil, all wear leather Fonzie jackets pretty much all of the time. I guess that 1950s bad boy style is supposed to look "punk," but as I surveyed the bleak and sunless landscape of their world, I had a hard time imagining the areas where they raised all the necessary cattle. (Fonzie grew up in Wisconsin, where there is no shortage of cows.) Of course the logic never matters in cyberpunk, but the imagination does, and one thinks the director might have benefited from employing some costume specialists who could have made the people in his foregrounds as outré as the cartoons in his backgrounds.

The bottom line on The Gene Generation is that some good concepts remain undeveloped, and some imaginative background details go unsupported by what the humans are doing in the foreground. The director (who also write the comic book, ala Frank Miller) showed some impressive talent in some areas of film creation, but desperately needed a better story.

 

Bai Ling did do some impressive nudity. Here are the film clips. The samples are below.

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red Planet

2000

Carrie-Anne Moss never really found a post-Matrix niche, did she?

Film clip here. (Not HD today, but solid DVD quality.) Samples below

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Deadly Memories

2008

Today we have a little unfinished business. Back in November we did a bad movie called Deadly Memories with Tina Krause, then life went a little topsy-turvy, and we never ran the rest of the stuff from that movie.

Rachael Robbins with some boobage in these caps and two clips.


Taylor Martin Durley with some blood & boobs. A caps and a clip.


 

"Late Night"


Over in TV Land Martina McBride on "Conan" way back in 07 with a little leg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

 

"Las Vegas"

More of Nikki Cox in season three.

s3, e18

s3, e19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hawaiian Fantasies

(2003)

By now we are all familiar with strip and wiggle videos. This is a strip and pose adventure, set in one or more of the Hawaiian Islands. Not much to say about it. Eight women in full frontal glory. They include a former Hefmate, Neriah Davis (she also appeared in a few movies, including Bikini Car Wash Company I and II); former Penthouse Pets Alex Arden, Alexus Winston and Megan Mason; sometime actresses and otherwise fitness models Nissa Hall and Kitana Jade; and two women I had not seen before (Jennifer Lawrence and Nina Sidotti).

The former Pets whip out the gynocam but the others are more reserved in their exposure. Perhaps the one notable sets of caps is of Megan Mason. The gal is a real beauty but years of bearing the weight of implants have left her with a most unattractive set of stretch marks in the boobage area. Sigh. You dance with the devil...



I also made clips but cannot, for the life of me, find them, so here's what I have ...

 

Nina Sidotti

Nissa Hall

Alex Arden

Alexus Winston

Jennifer Lawrence

Kitana Jade

Megan Mason

 

Neriah Davis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"C.A."

Counseil d'administation le saison trois. Third and final part part of the latest season from Quebec.

 

Isabelle Blais: partial boob having sex.


Magalie Lepine Blondeau: fully clothed sex.


Genevieve Brouillette


Melanie Boulais

Lena Blackburn


 

 

 

Obligatory strippers:


Genevieve Thibault Lanthier

Maita Lavoie

Isabelle Boulet



Myriam Crepeau



 

 

Other appearances by some of these women:


Maita Lavoie: sexy as stripper in another movie Obsessed.


Myriam Crepeau: tiny t-shirt in 2004 Montreal gay pride parade.

Myriam Crepeau: hardcore as the "everything goes" Zophia.




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Lots more of Zhang Ziyi undressed on the beach

Even more of Amy Winehouse topless. Apparently she will never wear clothes again.

 

The women of Halloween (Rob Zombie version) in Blu-Ray ...

... Hanna Hall

... Danielle Harris

... Kristina Klebe

Kate Moss topless in public yet again

Former TV tomboy Kristy McNichol in White Dog

A new collage of Amy Smart in Road Trip

 

Film Clips

The women of Fire. This was a mid-90s Aussie TV series about firefighters. Tottie Goldsmith, Samples right.

Louise Bitcon in Fire. Sample right.
Rebecca James in Fire. Samples right.
Fiona McGregor in Fire. Sample right.
Pamela Reed in The Long Riders. Sample right.
Former MTV VJ "Just Say" Julie Brown in Bloody Birthday. Sample right.
Frida Hallgren in As It Is in Heaven

The women of Hot Dog, The Movie: Shannon Tweed, Crystal Smith, and Tracy Smith

Jayna Leno in Stealing Candy

Susan Hayward in With a Song in My Heart. I have no idea how this slipped past the 1952 censors.