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Scoopy Jr. here...I'm holding down the fort while Sr. takes a few days off. My only words of wisdom today...
The only difference between the Sane and the Insane, is IN and yet within this world, the Sane have the power to have the Insane locked up.
-Hunter S. Thompson
THIRD PARTY VIDEOS
First up, a zipped two-pack featuring Dominique Sanda topless and then full frontal in "Le Voyage en douce"
3 more from "Le Voyage en douce". This time it's Charlie Chaplin's daughter, Geraldine Chaplin posing topless and then going full frontal.
Finally a four-pack with Sara Forestier in "Hell" (2006). She bares breasts in all of these and gets it on in clips #1 and #3.
OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Divine Emanuelle
Divine Emanuelle (1981), like Emanuelle in the Country, is not an Emanuelle film at all, and is not really called Divine Emanuelle. It is a Greek soft-core staring Laura Gemser as the leader of a love cult, and was originally called Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps, and previously released in the US under the correct title of Love Camp. Scoopy covered this a while back, but it bears a redo, as it is a very nice transfer and there is nudity in nearly every frame, including plentiful full frontal and rear. Unfortunately, Laura Gemser is the only identifiable naked actress.
Christian Anders, who also directed, wrote, and produced, composed the score and played the music, lives in town and is the head recruiter. The Love Camp itself is run with an iron fist by Laura Gemser, who doesn't hesitate to whip those who break the rules, and, for some reason never explained, has anyone who tries to leave killed. The camp is funded by the women performing special "religious" rituals for Johns that Anders recruits. The big prize is to be a US senator's daughter, who Anders is ordered to recruit. There is a behemoth whom Gemser also uses to maintain discipline.
IMDb readers say (4.6). Considering the amount of nudity and the quality of the transfer, this is a C as a European soft core.
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Notes and collages
....I have more than seven to create from this film! This is the first "group". Now...let's rock and roll!
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Pat's comments in yellow...
BRITNEY NOT PAID FOR PASSING OUT
That's Entertainment! - The New York Daily News
reports that Pure nightclub in Las Vegas may not pay
Britney Spears the $400,000 she was promised to host
their New Year's Eve bash because she passed out and
had to be carried off before her contractual
obligations were finished. A "close source" told the
paper that when celebrities sign a deal like that,
they're on the clock and the sponsor watches every
minute. Also, they said the club owners are furious
because her PR spin was that she "fell asleep" rather
than passed out drunk, which makes it sound like their
party was boring.
*Don't worry, guys: nobody believes she fell asleep.
*They want people to know they throw exciting parties, where chicks fall down drunk on the floor!
*If she was going to pass out on the floor, she could've at least done it while not wearing panties.
ANGELINA JOLIE: MOM OF THE YEAR
She Didn't Even Come With Tattoos! - Shiloh Jolie may
be the "golden child" to the tabloids, but apparently
not to her mom. Angelina Jolie told the UK edition of
Elle, "I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee
(her adopted Third World kids) because they're
survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed
so privileged from the moment she was born. I have
less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids
when they were 6 months old, they came with a
personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob!
But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm
conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her
needs, just because I think the others are more
vulnerable."
*Or she may just put her up for adoption...Let's hope so.
*Oh, I'm sure she'll develop a personality, unless personality is genetic.
*If Shiloh doesn't feel like eating, she gets a lecture about all the starving kids in Africa who'd love to be sucking on mommy's nipples.
*I bet 20 years from now, Shiloh is going to look incredibly gorgeous in the photo on the cover of her tell-all book.
TRUMP GETTING IT FROM ALL SIDES
Women Can't Be Over 30 - Donald Trump is getting it
from all sides this week. Joseph Hewett, 49, of New
Hampshire has filed a federal age discrimination
lawsuit against Trump, claiming he was rejected as a
contestant on "The Apprentice" because he was "out of
the show's demographic range." All the people chosen
were in their 20s and 30s. He's seeking class action
status, so that every person rejected for being over
40 can join the lawsuit.
*There's a rule that no contestant can be older than Donald Trump's current wife.
*If you really want to be on that show, you must not have an IQ over 40.
*The only thing sadder than wanting to be Donald Trump's apprentice is wanting to be Donald Trump's 49-year-old apprentice.
Rosie The Riveting - Rosie O'Donnell also fired back
at Trump for insulting her looks and weight, saying,
"I love when people say you're fat, like you don't
know," adding that Trump "is obsessed with me."
*No, I don't think Donald Trump would be attracted to a fat, obnoxious lesbian...Not one who's over 30, anyway.
*Rosie could hide her weight the Trump way, by growing her hair really long and combing it over her entire body.
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