Monday Breeders 'tis a strange, introspective, self-referential and isolationist world in which we live, those of us that love celebrity nudity. We may love good movies, but the stuff on which we focus is not near the top of the barrel. Thus, over the years, we've never posted any 'caps from "Casablanca", featuring Claude Raines, but have posted many from "Breeders", featuring Frances Raines. In our Bizarro world, Claude is just Frances' obscure uncle. I don't know if the Breeders ever produced any half-human offspring, but they sure bred a lot of nude scenes. Aesthete is going to provide today's tour of "Breeders". Batting leadoff, Adriane Lee next Leeanne Baker . Leeanne Baker. Leeanne Baker. Leeanne Baker. Leeanne Baker. Leeanne Baker. Natalie O'Connell. Natalie O'Connell. Natalie O'Connell. Miscellany Graphic Response presents a tribute to Ava Gardner. If you compare these to the Deborah Kara Unger shots below, you'll see that the casting was appropriate. GR presents Maria DeMedeiros in "Henry and June". GR presents Elke Sommer in "Daniella by Night" . GR presents Uma Thurman in "Henry and June' . GR presents Jennifer Dale in Suzanne . Pepper presents some long-lost pics of giant-breasted Michelle Angelo. Michelle Angelo #2. Michelle Angelo #3. From Pepper. This is a strange one. Giant-breasted (like you were expecting Pepper to start sending in Twiggy pics?) Carmen Morrell and her watermelons. Literally. here's Val's StarNet colleague, DonBun, with a nice tribute to Nathalie Cardone in "The Little Thief" . here's another StarNet wizard, Sing, with Angie Harmon in "Lawn Dogs". from R?ddler, on of the CiArtists, here's Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight". Oh,no. I've violated the no-Depardieu zone again, and can expect the shelling to begin soon. Here are the impressive buns of Katherine Heigl in "My Father The Hero", and the face of you-know-who. Interesting stuff. Katie Holmes in a scene cut from the theatrical release of "Disturbing Behavior". Maybe (or maybe not) there is an exposed nipple here. Vidcaps by Akira Katie Holmes in "Disturbing Behavior". T-shirt, no bra. From Akira. CelebNet's Cedric presents Shannon Whirry in "Animal Instincts". supermodel Angel Lindvall. Collage by ZenGuru. supermodel Bridget Hall. Collage by ZenGuru. Scanman presents Lexus Locklear in "The Girl Next Door". The latest from Scanman is that he has found a home and will be reopening in a permanent location soon. Maria Bello in "Mr and Mrs Smith", from RosSol. Nadesha Brennicke, from MacHero's "Beauties of Tatort". Katya Woywood, from MacHero's "Beauties of Tatort. Rerun on request. From Figgis, Natalia Woerner in "Die Sieger". Here's something odd and unrelated to celebrity nudity. Somebody asked me if I had ever seen the graphics from the old Heaven's Gate site. (That is the mass-suicide group). Here is the logo from their home page. It's beautiful. Many of their members were serious internet designers. Here is that Callista Carradine upskirt that some of you asked about. Karen Elkin in "The Hunger". Vidcaps by Abys. Amanda Ryan in "The Hunger". Vidcaps by Abys. Elizabeth Cayton in "The Necromancer". Vidcaps by ReCap Lara Koerner in "Guten Morgen, Mallorca". Vidcaps by D.P. miss Koerner again, in "Toedliche Diamanten". Vidcaps by Slartibartfast. You can find his work at #german-celebs on the Undernet. Susann Winter in "Die Supernasen". Vidcaps by Slartibartfast. You can find his work at #german-celebs on the Undernet. Cindy Margolis, exposing more than usual, on the Stern show. Vidcaps by Cambo Alexandra Neldel in "Das Miststueck". Vidcaps by D.P. Dominique Sanda in "Story of a Love Story". Vidcaps by BFD. Movie Madness with Johnny Web Blair Brown in "Altered States". I saw this movie many years ago, and have seen a few caps here anfd there of Blair Brown, but I had no idea there was so much nudity in this movie Brown and Hurt spend as much time with their clothing off as with it on. Here's a few of Blair's sweaty chest in colored light. Blair Brown in "Altered States". The movie is kind of an homage to the "expand your mind" philosophy that spurred the drug use of the late 60's, the dope and LSD era. Feed your head. I don't normally enjoy blow-ups of these frames, but I think you'll find this one quite erotic. Blair Brown in "Altered States". It isn't a bad movie, but in today's context I think you'll find that the delusional scenes go on too long. Back in those days, I think they deliberately made those scenes for stoned moviegoers, to produce the obligatory "wow". Here's the scene you usually see, where Brown and the lizard become one in Hurt's delusion/ Blair Brown in "Altered States". Here's a magnification of a lizard frame. Blair Brown in "Altered States". This one shows her soft, round buns Blair Brown in "Altered States". And here's the enlargement of the buns. Brown was a sexy woman, and a competent actress. Not really sure why she never made the A list. Deborah Kara Unger in "The Rat Pack". Unger shows her goodies .... well, the lower half anyway, as Ava Gardner in the Sinatra biopic. Unger does create the flavor of Ava Gardner, although the physical resemblance is not that strong. This movie has some performances that have been widely and vehemently debated. Some people say Liotta and Mantagna completely failed to evoke Sinatra and Martin. Other people say they did a great job. I won't tell you it was the greatest movie I've ever seen, but if you remember the year at the top ... 1960, the year when the Rat Pack all hung together, made "Ocean's 11", were the toast of the Sands, and helped spearhead the Kennedy campaign ... then you'll like this flick because the memories will just come rolling back to those ring-a-ding koo-koo times. This collage is all of her bare scenes. Deborah Kara Unger in "The Rat Pack". I'll tell you who the real star of this movie was ... a guy named Michael Dees. Who the hell is he, you ask? He is the guy who did the Sinatra vocals in the movie, and he nailed 'em. I especially liked his version of "One More for the Road", which was a little sweeter than Sinatra's, and just as sad. Here's an enlargement of her beaver shoot. Deborah Kara Unger in "The Rat Pack". Over the years, I've come around to a reappraisal of Sinatra's singing. I went through periods when I was sort of snobby about his flat notes and his sometimes hoarse voice. I think I was wrong. He was flawed, to be sure, and nobody would confuse him with Pavarotti, but I just don't know if anybody ever "acted" a song better. After all, to sing is to convey emotion, and Sinatra's phrasing always delivered the correct emotional intensity to the songs. When he wanted to make you feel triumphant, you wanted to kick ass. When he wanted to make you cry, you wept. And, a seemingly small but not really insignificant point, you can always understand every word he sings ... critical to delivering the message. I think if I were a song writer, I would have wanted Sinatra to sing my songs. This pic is just an enlargement of her face Deborah Kara Unger in "The Rat Pack". Enlargement of her brief bare-butt shot Johnny Web debuts all of his work on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has every item he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for the two words Johnny and Web, making sure to choose ALL in the boolean selector. Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. Jenny Agutter in "Logan's Run. The ice strip sequence. Jenny Agutter in "Logan's Run. Enlargement of the ice strip Jenny Agutter in "Logan's Run. The outfit she wore when she met York. Nicole Kidman managed to do a nude scene in "Malice" without ever showing anything. The rear shots were so dark you could barely see her, and the frames with her bare breast stubbornly refused to yield a visible nipple. Nicole Kidman in "Malice". If you watch this movie, look for a very young Gwyneth Paltrow in a brief speaking role as one of Pullman's students. She was about 19 during the filming. An enlargement of the best frame of Nicole Kidman in "Malice". It's an OK mystery/suspense movie. I also saw the original version, "Bodily Harm", with Lisa Hartman and Joe Penny. The two movies are virtually identical, and the Kidman/Baldwin/Pullman version was made only a couple of years later. Strange, because if you know the plot twists (which are essentially the same in both movies), there's only a grade-b flick to watch... come to think of it, Malice didn't succeed anyway. Barbara Streisand in "The Owl and the Pussycat". Yes, there is one frame of clear toplessness, but her face is blurred in that frame, dammit. Is it my imagination, or is Streisand a dead ringer for Ron Perlman as Vincent the beast? Valerie Perrine in "Lenny". Frames contributed anonymously, collage by Johnny Web. Kind of a rarity. Victoria Rowell in "Dr. Hugo". This is a short film which further illuminates one of the scenes in "Eve's Bayou". It is made by the same filmmaker, and is an expansion of actual scenes and characters in "Bayou", but without Samuel Jackson. Victoria Rowell in "Dr. Hugo". Movie Madness with SE7EN SE7EN is our guide into the seamy and steamy netherworld of the adult cinema. This is his turf, we just visit it. The real treat is that he not only knows these movies, but does some of the best damned vidcaps you're ever gonna see. Today he is our guide to a medium-core pic called "The Exotic Time Machine", and our first stop is Gabriella Hall. SE7EN: "The Exotic Time Machine". Taylor St. Claire SE7EN: "The Exotic Time Machine". Nikki Fritz SE7EN: "The Exotic Time Machine". Tammy Gonzales SE7EN: "The Exotic Time Machine". Nikki and Tammy Movie Madness with PAL PAL's goal is to keep contributing material that is not commonly seen on the web. He mentioned that it's getting harder to come up with new material, but he's got a couple for us to review. Here's Zeudi Araya in "Robinson Crusoe" PAL: Ilsa Zylberstein in "Farinelli" PAL: Lena Olin in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". Some of the frames are familiar, some not. PAL: Athena Massey in "Undercover". More familiar territory, this time. More Movie Madness Here's four enlargements of the best frames of Tara Fitzgerald's skinny dip in "The Student Prince" Tara Fitzgerald's skinny dip in "The Student Prince" Tara Fitzgerald's skinny dip in "The Student Prince" Tara Fitzgerald's skinny dip in "The Student Prince" Two great ones from Master Bagger. Here's Krista Allen's other nude scene (not the shower) in "Haunted Sea" Master Bagger again. If, as Scoopy Jr contends, Joan Severance is the queen of our Fun House kingdom, then Linnea Quigley must surely be our favorite princess. Here she is in "Night of the Demons". It seems impossible to believe, but Linnea is now over 40, and has been in the business more than 20 years. She still looks about the same. Master Bagger has his own collection. Here's the Bagmeister's own site, which has both still caps and .mpg's. He will also entertain your requests, if the suggestion strikes his fancy. Here is also some interesting new material from Cougar. These caps are from "Daughters of Darkness". In a sense, the director Harry Kumel is a rather sad character in cinema history, because he had the talent of Arch Hall, but he thought he was Fellini. Kumel was a student of Josef von Sternberg (director of Blue Angel, Shanghai Express, Crime and Punishment, and the legendary unfinished Charles Laughton version of I, Claudius), and an ardent advocate of the artistic theories of the Belgian Symbolists. Filled with himself and the vision of his own genius, Kumel dedicated his first crappy movie to Sternberg. That would be about like Kevin Costner dedicating The Postman to Tarkovsky. Anyway, the movie shown here, Daughters of Darkness, could have been Blue Angel without the talent. It was meticulously filmed only in the early hours before sunrise or the last waning moments of light after sunset. It was originally performed like those Sergio Leone westerns, where everybody in the movie just spoke his native language, and they dubbed everything later. A lot of people think it's a pretty good movie, approaching the level of art, but others argue that it's just slow and pretentious. John Karlen stars in this movie. He's the former "Dark Shadows" guy who played Lacey's husband in "Cagney and Lacey" One of the posters for Daughters of Darkness. I have also seen "Malpertius", Kumel's ... um, masterpiece ... . I could never find an English translation of the novel by Jean Ray, and I don't have a friggin clue what happened in that movie, which is a surrealist nightmare like Robbe-Grillet might have after hanging with Dali for a while. Anyway, Kumel never got to escape the Eurocrap ghetto. Unlike Segio Leone, who proved he could make a great movie when given a chance (I strongly recommend the director's cut of "Once Upon a Time in America", although the theatrical release is crap), Kumel's only real successes came on television, and in live theatre. He directed some live operas, and various mystery and erotic TV entertainments in Belgium and France. He thought he was a great filmmaker, but nobody else did, and he never made a great film. The IMDb says he is now teaching film, so it seems that he still has not lost his inflated idea of his own competence. I wonder if Ed Wood would be teaching film if he were still with us. I never even heard of this film, ot the actress pictured here, but the poster is gorgeous. Here's Nonie Muse in "The Colony" Cougar now has his own page. Click here. Not too long ago, somebody asked about Asia Argento. Here she is in "Trauma". Caps by Recap. This is the first I've seen of these caps from Sigourney Weaver's topless scene in "One Woman or Two". You probably know that her dad was president of NBC. Perhaps you didn't know that her real name is Susan Weaver. She took Sigourney from an F. Scott Fitzgerald character. I don't know who did these caps, but from the look I'm guessing they are from Arthur Dent. A nice set of frames - Juliet Mills in "Avanti". from Celeby -yet another member of the #german-celebs group on the undernet - here's Chrissy Schulz in "Traumfrau". from Surfmarcus - here's one more Chrissy Schulz in "Traumfrau". from Graphic Response - Jayne Mansfield in "Promises, Promises". from Graphic Response - Beatrice Dalle in "Betty Blue". Here's the link to Graphic Response and Boatfan's various CD and subscription areas. from CHUD -Rae Dawn Chong in "Boca" Here's CHUD's home page. From Elliffen Graphix Well, the first official week of the new year is over, and so far I'm pleased to report that my local radio station has only made three references to partying "like it's 1999". However they have certainly made up for it with reference to Y2K! For the record, if you own a computer that can visit the Fun House, you're O.K.(unless your on a Commodore or something) In fact most everything in the U.S. is O.K. The only problems we'll see in the millenium is the perception of Y2K problems, not actual technical problems! So hold off on buying that Kazinski model survival shed for a little while! Instead kick back and enjoy some celebrity nudity! First, here's Angelica Bridges. Finally from Elliffen, an awesome full frontal of Samantha Phillips promoting "Hot Springs Hotel". From Valentino Supermodels anyone? If that's your bag, than Val's your man! This time he delivers 3 great B&W's from photographer Herb Ritts. First up, here's Bridget Hall. Next, here's Chandra North. A very nice scan...everything is exposed. Now this next one is just really f'd up! There's no other way to describe it! See for yourself. Here's supermodel Alek Wek. From Scanman From our favorite nomad imaging artist...Poor Scanman is having trouble finding a home again, but as always, we'll try to help because he always delivers great stuff. So..first up, a few 'caps I've never seen before of Deborah Kara Unger from the movie "Crash". Next, the First Lady of the Fun House, Joan Severance in 'caps from "Illicit Behavior" a.k.a. "Criminal Intent". From the movie "The Other Woman", here's Lee Anne Beaman. One more of Lee Anne from "The Other Woman". I've never seen this movie, and now that I've looked it up, I'm gonna have to turn in my membership card from the Adrian Zmed fan club. One of the rules of the club is you have to watch all of his movies. I guess I'm just not worthy. From Crow Not nudes, but a little something rare. Here's Fran Drescher bouncing around in a bikini from the 1980 classic, "Hollywood Knights". Fran Drescher in "Hollywood Knights" #2. Once again, Rasslin' 'caps from the dude with a Snappy at ringside! This time here are several of Tammy Lynn Bytch (a.k.a Dawn Marie). If your a thong man, check these out. Dawn Marie #2. Dawn Marie #3. Dawn Marie #4. Dawn Marie #5. Dawn Marie #6. Dawn Marie #7. Fun House Variety Let's kick off today's Variety with supermodel, actress, and just plain good looking woman, Amber Smith. Vidcaps from an episode of "Red Shoe Diaries", by Snappy Pappy. More from the man down under. No, not Aussie. Down a lot farther under, Satan. Satan has a few more scans of another Swedish babe for us toady. Here's Ann-Sofie Olofsson Ann-Sofie Olofsson by Satan #2. For the Tennis fans, here's Anna Kournikova. From MGM, once of the clearest 'caps I've seen of Annette O'Toole topless from "Cat People". From Boatfan, here's Katharina Thalbach from 1979's "The Tin Drum". Great 'caps of a great bim! Here's Jacqueline Lovell from "Lolita 2000", by Donbun.