Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

I wrote about a zillion words and added some pictures, so you need to read my comments at The Movie House

As for the pictures, you will find Tuna's review in the January 3 page. I didn't repeat his caps, but have added some other women. (Two of my all-time faves, Cynthia Myers and Erica Gavin, who played the lesbian couple, plus another B legend, "Haji," who appears to have done a full frontal, albeit in body paint.)

Erica Gavin Cynthia Myers Haji

Bug Buster (1998)

I don't know much about this. Never seen it. But here are some interesting tid-bits: (1) It's rated a sterling 2.9 at IMDb (2) It stars both Scotty and Sulu - not to mention Doc from The Love Boat, Downtown Julie Brown, and somebody named Melba Toast. (3) Katherine Heigl did some kind of sorta-nude thing which is worth a look.

• Here's the zipped .wmv

and here's a sample of the sorta-kinda see-through thingy.

Look Good, Feel Fantastic (1987)

Some kind of crazy health and fitness thing from British TV. Beats me. The important thing is that Lysette Anthony is in it, topless. British TV is cool. Go, Britannia. You rule the waves, dudes.

• Here's the zipped .wmv. Quality sucks, but Lysette is a mighty purty lady, so suffer through it ....

 

Other Crap:

Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

"Hidden Beauties"

Hidden Beauties-day two (1999) is nearly non-stop nudity and simulated sex, along with two good shower scenes. It also doesn't star the typical players but includes:

Jennifer Bergeron, the least known of the cast Stacey DeSimone of the General Hospital spin-off Port Charles Janet Tracy Keijser a Dutch actress with a big fan base and several credits And Nikki Fritz, Michelle Hall and Catalina Larranaga

All sis women give three B performances, We have girl/girl, lots of boy/girl, two shower scenes, a four way, and some semblance of a story. Not only that, all of the performers could at least deliver their lines convincingly. IMDb readers have this at 4.5. For me, it is a C+. While the sex scenes are tepid at best, the film more than makes up for it in the clear photography and competent performances.

Janet Tracy Keijser Jennifer Bergeron Michelle Hall Stacey De Simone

4 video clips today....

Max mon amour (1986), directed by Nagisa Oshima, is a somewhat strange movie. Not because Fun House regulars Charlotte Rampling and Victoria Abril star but keep their clothes, no mainly because an important part is played by a chimpanzee.

The nudity in this film comes from French Sabine Haudepin. As far as I know this is the only time she ever revealed some skin on screen.

So what do we have in these four clips? A topless, natural big-breasted actress in her underwear in a cage with an apple and a chimp. Nothing happens that violates any law or Fun House Decency Act, so please check out what I'm rambling about. To my knowledge Max Mon Amour is only available on region 2 DVD in the UK.

• Sabine Haudepin (1, 2, 3, 4)

First up today...here is a clip of Brittany Daniel in "Rampage".

This woman is a goddes...the proud owner o the finest tush in captivity.

Next up...A couple of the gals who show up in Limousine Confidential are wrestling sensations Tylene Buck (aka Major Gunns) and Christine Vinson. They are clearly not in anything resembling a limousine. Uh huh. That's 'cause they are part of the DVD extras. Their scene seems to be taken from another of Peach's many strip and wiggle disks. Anyway, full frontal from both gals.

Tylene Buck

Christine Vinson