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"Sassy Sue"

Sassy Sue (1972) is a near hard-core produced by the legendary Harry Novak, the "King of Slease." He produced 18 of these films in several genres, this being the naive dumb hillbilly genre. While he was a contemporary of the great exploitation film makers, he took the nudity, and simulated sex further. There was never any need for a "square reel" of nudist footage after one of his films, as he had plenty of full frontal nudity, both male and female. Sassy Sue takes place on a farm The father sells moonshine and gasoline, added by his rather backward son. Ma is a corncob smoking fat woman who is only there for comic relief. Pa wants junior to develop an interest in girls, and marry him off, but Pa samples all of the prospects, and junior is in love with their cow, Sassy Sue, anyway.

There are 4 women who show breasts and buns in this film, and three of the four show bush and near gyno shots as well. Three of them have virtually no credits at IMDB, although they probably saw a lot of work in loops and underground films. They are:

  • Sandy Carey - all three B's
  • Karen Cooknell - breasts and buns
  • Talie Cockrane - all three B's.
The 4th woman, Sharon Kelly, looked very familiar, although I didn't know her name. Turns out that she made 60 films between 1970 and 1989, including hard core, soft core, and exploitation, under both Sharon Kelly and Colleen Brennan. Her films include two of the Ilsa films, Alice Goodbody, A Scream in the Streets, Taboo 3 and 5 and Vanessa: Maid In Manhattan. Most of you will recognize her flaming red hair (both above and below the belt, and her huge breasts. She even has some basic acting skills, although her roles seldom call for them. I will be doing several of her films over the next few weeks, as she is one of the few exploitation actresses who deserves to be remembered. Also, I am a sucker for bright red pubes.

Were it not for the fact that the hard core market was launched the same year with Deep Throat, Novak would probably not have been able to go as far as he did. Not only are his films explicit, but they manage quite a bit of sexual energy, despite the corn-ball plots. The market for this type of film was adult night at the drive-in, and it was intended for couples. As this is soft core, I am unable to award more than a C+, but it is a must own for real fans of this vintage material. As a matter of fact, it is worht seeing for Sharon Kelly alone.

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  • Sassy Sue (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Sandy Carey (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Sharon Kelly (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30)
  • Talie Cockrane (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    Graphic Response
    Three lovely ladies are caught "Dancing at the Blue Iguana"...
  • Charlotte Ayanna
  • Daryl Hannah
  • Jennifer Tilly

  • Helen Hunt, breasts and bum in scenes from "The Waterdance"

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  • ZonononZor
    Zon has been very busy working on 30+ amazing collages. You'll definitely want to check these out!

    Trya Banks Non-nude, but great cleavage, and a very wet swim suit.

    Jeanne Bell Jeanne takes on the title role and goes Topless in the tub in scenes from the exploitation flick, "T.N.T. Jackson" (1975).

    Nathalie Delon

    Karin Schubert

    Marilu Tolo
    (1, 2)


    Three lovely ladies all baring their breasts in scenes from "Bluebeard" (1972).


    Angie Everhart Pre-"Sexual Predator". Which of course was when she was still swearing that she would never do nudity.

    Eva Habermann Cleavage, leg, and a nice upskirt panty view in scenes from "Lexx".

    Daryl Hannah
    (1, 2)

    Sheila Kelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Jennifer Tilly


    If you've enjoyed other images from "Dancing at the Blue Iguana", then do not miss these!


    Helen Hunt Excellent breast and bum views from "The Waterdance"

    Kathy Ireland Very impressive cleavage...must be a super-wonderbra!

    Marsha Jordan
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Samantha Scott
    (1, 2)

    Unknown
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)


    Mostly a lot of wonderful, natural breasts with the occasional bare bum and pube view in these collages of 'caps from "The Head Mistress"


    Lisa Marie Tim Burton's ex in a non-freaky pose for once. No goodies, but nice lingerie images.

    Lynda Carter Wonder Woman at her finest! Including images from her one and only nude scene in "Bobbie Joe and the Outlaw".

    Jill St. John
    (1, 2)

    Sheer tops and brief breast exposure.

    Rossol
    Images and comments by Rossol:

    Little tit queen Irina Björklund strips again! These captures come from trailers, teasers and sound track commercials. The film, "Minä ja Morrison", was just released in early January and there definitely will be much more to cap when it will be out on video/DVD. Minä ja Morrison is produced by the same guy who brought us "Levottomat" (for those who don't remember, 5-6 full frontals and a number of steamy sex scenes in a mainstream film). I don't know if anyone else but Irina Björklund will get naked in this, but she alone is quite adequate for me!

    Variety
    Carole Bouquet
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Very nice topless 'caps of the French actress in scenes from "Cet obscur objet du désir" aka "That Obscure Object of Desire" (1977). Thanks to Touch.

    Barbara Lerici Full frontal nudity in "Non ho sonno" aka "Sleepless" (2001). Vidcaps by DeVo.

    Erika Marozsán Full frontal nudity from the Hungarian beauty in scenes from "Die Katzenfrau"

    Cynthia Nixon Breast exposure NOT from "Sex and the City"! Here she is topless in a love scene from "Advice From a Caterpillar" (1999).

    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
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