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"Master's Plaything"

Master's Plaything (2002) is an erotic short starring Misty Mundae and Esmirelda Della Rocca. As the film opens, a naked Mundae gets out of bed with some guy in her altogether, dresses, and empties his wallet. Cut to her arriving at her new place of employment as maid for a rich couple. The couple, and especially the wife, Della Rocca, have a very sexy idea of a maid's duties. There is a brief punishment scene where Mundae is spanked with a riding crop while the wife masturbates, but most of the film is a girl/girl between Mundae and Della Rocca.

The DVD quality is noisy video tape level, for the most part, and the story is really just an excuse to get Mundae and Della Rocca naked in a scissors position. I would have passed on the project, but Mundae, with her innocent looks, has a big fan base, and both women show everything. There are also some good lesbian kisses, which are always a crowd pleaser. IMDB has not heard of this direct to VID short. Were the photography and sound better, I might give it a little more, but, as is, it is an F+. However, Mundae fans will like the images.

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  • Misty Mundae and Esmerelda Della Rocca (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23)
  • Esmerelda Della Rocca (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Misty Mundae (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    The Badge plays out almost like a sequel to Monster's Ball. Billy Bob Thornton plays a rinky-dink Southern lawman who has a crazy father. The old man may or may not have killed his wife, and may or may not have driven her crazy. Billy Bob himself is a bigot. Unlike Monster's Ball, this time he doesn't hate black people. Instead he hates homosexuals. This stance is complicated by two things (1) his brother is a homosexual, and Billy Bob once ran him out of town because he was a political liability  (2) ol' Billy Bob may be falling in love with a person who has a penis. The man/woman in question (Patricia Arquette) was the "wife" of a murder victim that BB found in the swamps, and the victim seems to have had all possible sexual organs. The victim and Arquette both look like women, and they worked together as strippers and lingerie models, so Billy Bob thinks that Arquette also may have a hidden surprise between her legs. He finds himself wanting her and loathing himself for it.

    The murder mystery isn't especially interesting, but Billy Bob carries the film fairly well as a character study, and there are plenty of moderately interesting machinations related to the corrupt and intricate nature of Louisiana politicians, who really don't want the case solved, each for his own reasons. The film is very well photographed, but could have been much stronger in Louisiana atmosphere and music. It is not surprising to me that it had to go straight to cable, since it is not exceptional or original, but it is certainly a top notch offering by the standards of straight-to-cable programming

    • Patricia Arquette. No out-and-out nudity, but revealing and sexy rear thong views. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • The stripper. Topless.
    • The victim - topless. (1, 2, 3)
    • Note: the IMDb identifies the victim (Mona) as Audrey Anderson. This appears to be incorrect, and is not justified by the film's credits. Anderson is listed in the ending credits, but she played the key part of the teenage waitress. I believe this is Audrey. I don't know who the victim (Mona) is.

     

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    If you are interested in the presidential approval ratings, here are some interesting facts:

    • Three presidents went below 30: Nixon, Carter, and Bush the Elder. Nixon holds the record low, at 24.
    • Two presidents went over 85: Bush the Elder, and Bush the Younger. Bush I holds the record high, 90.
    • As you can deduce from the above, by copping the high and nearly the low as well, Bush the Elder had the greatest spread from highest to lowest - 60 points
    • Although the first President Bush dropped precipitously, his average score over his term was 61, making him the most popular president since JFK.
    • President Kennedy never dipped below 56%. The current President Bush comes the closest to that record, never having been below 51%. Ike never dipped below 48%. All others were below 40 at some point.
    • President Reagan never went above 65. He is the only President who never exceeded that point. Even the much-despised Nixon  hit a max of 67.
    • Looking at the average rating over their full terms in office, two Democrats held the top and bottom spots. Jimmy Carter was the least popular President, Kennedy the most popular.

    Comparing Presidential Approval Ratings (1953-2001) 

    President

    Average

    High

    Low

    Kennedy

    70

    83

    56

    Eisenhower

    65

    79

    48

    Bush I

    61

    89

    29

    Bush II

    57

    90

    51

    Clinton

    55

    73

    37

    Johnson

    55

    79

    35

    Reagan

    53

    65

    35

    Nixon

    49

    67

    24

    Ford

    47

    71

    37

    Carter

    45

    74

    28

     


     

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    Scoop:   Just sent  Graphic Response a mail to let him know that he can get "All That Jazz" here in Australia on DVD at   http://www.ezydvd.com.au. I've had my copy since last year. Been having problems with the mail so in case he didn't get my mail maybe you can pass the info on to him. Also make sure he uses the correct title when he does a search there eg. All That Jazz  and not use lower case etc or it won't show up. I keep telling the bloke in charge there that they need to make it like the IMDB so that even if you spell something wrong it will pop up an option. Catch you later, AUSSIE

     


     

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Black Sheep
    First up, a very special welcome back to Black Sheep who returns to imaging after 6 months of recovery from a nasty auto accident. Scoop and I wish you the best!

    • Rie Rasmussen (1, 2)

    • Unknown, very sexy nipples. (1, 2)

    • Cameliia Clouse, topless. (1, 2)

    • Porn star Houston posing topelss.

    Hankster
    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Well the old Ford dealer got me up and running again with the time machine, but he suggested just a short trip until we are sure everything is A OK.

    So a quick buzz back to 1994 and a look at "Chasers" starring Erika Eleniak. Now you all know my fondness for a "Babe in Bondage", so here's Erika in handcuffs being transported as a Naval prisoner, a few bra shots and then handcuffed to a bed before William McNamara releases her to make love to her. She used him, when he woke up she was gone. This one is a romantic comedy and not a real good one at that, but she did qualify as a "Babe in Bondage". Sorry to say the love scenes were very dark.

    ZonononZor
    Kimberly Bee An excellent collage of topless images from her one and only movie credit..."The Bikini Carwash Company" (1992).

    Daryl Hannah Daryl's fantastic bum, and a hint of under water breast exposure in scenes from the 1984 comedy classic, "Splash".

    Rose McGowan The ultra-white skinned co-star of "Charmed" making a trip to the OBGYN. Posing with her legs up in the stirrups, and wearing a see-thru dress with clear nipple visibility.

    Jennifer Aniston All wet see-thru breast expsosure.

    Nicole Eggert The former "Baywatch" beauty posing partially nude.

    Nut51
    Julie Debazac Topless in a love scene from the French movie "Un chantage en or" (1996).

    Isabelle Nanty
    (1, 2)

    Exposing a great breast in scenes from "La Passion Béatrice" (1987).

    Loana Petrucciani The French former stripper-turned actress/singer shows of her robo-hooters in scenes from and episode of the series "72 heures".

    Variety
    Omahyra Mota
    (1, 2)

    Blackshine strikes again with great scans of a another thin, topless model.

    Jessica Simpson
    (1, 2)

    The young, pop-starlet's singing career may be disappearing, but it seems like her breasts keep getting bigger!

    Muriel Baumeister The Austrian actress topless in 'caps from "Berlin - Moskau", by DeVo.

    Shania Twain The queen of pop-country music is buff, tan and showing some wonderful cleavage. Thanks to Squiddy.

    Mariah Carey Is it me or have Mariah's boobs gotten bigger since her "breakdown"? Thanks again to Squiddy.

    Linda Lovelace
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Another round of hardcore action from Señor Skin as he takes another look at the 1972 porn classic "Deep Throat".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    NEW YORK NOW HAS $50 HAMBURGER
    Mushrooms? Bleah! - Just days after a New York restaurant introduced the city's priciest hamburger for $41, Bouland's restaurant (the former title holder for their $29 burger) retook the throne with a new $50 hamburger. Like the $29 burger, it's made of ground chuck and sirloin stuffed with foie gras and braised short ribs, but the $50 version has a layer of shaved black truffles.

  • And a free side order of potato chips.
  • A burger like that deserves the genuine Heinz ketchup, rather than the generic house brand!
  • For 50 cents more, they'll add a slice of American cheese.
  • That's nothing! For $2.99, Jack In The Box will sell you a burger with both bacon AND chili!
  • At this rate, that $41 burger will soon be a "Value Menu" item.


    MILLER BEER "CAT FIGHT" AD SPARKS DEBATE
    It's Selling Beer, Isn't It? - Miller Beer has been flooded with e-mails about their new TV commercial, in which two guys imagine the perfect beer ad as a cat fight between two clothes-shredding women who end up in bras and panties. Miller says the response is running about 50/50, and that young beer-drinking males see it as an "hysterical insight into guys' mentality." But one woman said it's explicit and degrading and has no message other than "all men are idiots, and all they think about are girls mud wrestling."

  • And her point would be...?
  • That's not true! We also think about beer.
  • This isn't realistic at all...If that were the perfect beer ad, there's no way their bras and panties would stay on.


    MADONNA ORDERED TO REDO ALBUM
    Fem-Bot - Madonna was reportedly ordered by her record company to rerecord her upcoming album because they think it's too avant-garde and non-commercial. A source told Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid that Madonna's "reinventing" herself again into a techno artist, and the album had a 12-minute experimental track and so many synthesizers on her voice, she sounded like a robot.

  • You know, like she does when she's acting.
  • But tuneless, robotic crap is about as commercial as you can get these days!
  • They told her she can stop cutting songs with melodies, or she can stop getting naked in her videos, but she can't do both.