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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Personal Best
1982
Personal Best is a film that I had to like. First, it is a very
authentic sports film made with actual athletes. Second, it shows a lesbian
relationship, and then how one of the two turns to men, in very believable
fashion. The banter and byplay among the professional athletes assembled for
the remarkable cast was authentic as well, showing them in all their
earthiness. All of that would have been enough for me to enjoy this film, but
two added elements made it my sort of film. The first is that it was centered
around the 1980 Olympics, when we boycotted the games. Not only was this
completely unfair to athletes who had spent their entire life striving to
attend these games, but it was politicizing an event intended to transcend
politics. Isn't it bad enough that major sports athletes have become a
commodity? Did we really think it was necessary to threaten the financial loss
of an Olympic boycott to try and influence Russian foreign policy? This was
not one of our finer moments.
Now to the positive side of why I love this film. Female athletes have far
less chance of fame than male athletes, and even less chance of earning lots
of money. Nevertheless, young female athletes are out there competing with
every fiber of their being to achieve their personal best performances, and do
heroic things with limited recognition and little opportunity for gain. In the
1988 Calgary Olympics, a young US speed skater, Bonnie Blair, had a good
chance at one or more medals, and while I don't find speed skating exciting, I
was inspired by her story, and watched all of her races. In the next to the
last heat of the 500 meter, Blair's best event, the current world record
holder, Christa Rothenburger, set a new world record. Last to skate was Bonny
Blair, against a slow opponent, which is a real disadvantage. Bonnie won
easily. What impressed me even more was her comment after the victory. A
reporter asked about how worried she was when Rothenburger shattered the world
record. Bonnie's answer, "It didn't bother me. I knew I had better times than
that in practice." She continued to perform, eventually winning 5 gold medals
and one bronze. She has now retired from sports, and makes a living as a
motivational speaker. She is one of my heroes. Not only were her achievements
extraordinary, but there was little hope of personal financial gain, and her
attitude was inspiring.
Another example came in the 1998 Women's Open of golf. A 20 year old
college student, Jenny Chuasiriporn, tied for the lead with a 40 foot putt at
the end of regular play. She went into a playoff round against an established
professional, and finally lost at the 18th hole of sudden death. An announcer
ask her, "you must have been so disappointed to lose after everything." She
said, "Are you kidding? I am just a college student; an amateur. I am thrilled
to be here." She has not done as well as Bonnie Blair so far, and has not done
well on the ladies pro tour. Still, I found her performance in the 1998
Women's Open inspiring.
That's the kind of pure dedication to sports and excellence that Personal
Best brings to the screen. This is a wonderful film.
Ebert awarded 4 stars. I do too.
Mariel Hemingway
Patrice Donnelly
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Notes and collages
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Film clips:
Several from the recent Spanish version of Lysistrata:
Maribel Verdu shows
only her bum, but more substantial nudity is supplied by several
other women, namely
Cristina Sola, Gloria
Cano, Marina Gatell,
Sonia Ferrer
Sabrina Salerno in
concert (nipple escape)
Two from American Beauty. You have seen these scenes before, but
probably not in this quality (1280x720).
Thora Birch and
Mena Suvari.
Samples below.
 
Johnny Moronic continues his coverage
of Satisfaction, the lusty Aussie soap:
Boyana Novakovic (film
clips here, collages below)
Madeleine West (film
clip here, collage below)

Other:
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Britney Spears doesn't seem to have raised her underwear budget. |
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The Comedy Wire
Comments in yellow...
In Malka Arda, Bulgaria, brothers Taso and Asen Hadjiev, age 74 and
75, still live together even after suing each other over 200 times. It started
in 1968, with a fight over land their parents left to them. The squabbles kept
coming, and they used up so much money on lawyers, they couldn't afford to move
out of the family home. A neighbor said they don't even remember what
started it, but they now sue each other for any reason, and none of it is ever
true. The two share the same house, but they've divided it in two with barbed
wire to keep them apart.
* Fortunately, it's a Bulgarian luxury home: 20 square
feet.
* They're currently suing each other over which one gets the side of the house
with the bathroom.
A Swiss bank paid for a study by a Geneva hospital that discovered the flu virus
can survive on banknotes for over two weeks, spreading
through the exchange of money. Researchers said in most cases, the virus on the
bills dies within a few hours, but highly concentrated samples survived for
several days; and in the worst-case scenario, if the virus was mixed with human
mucus on the banknote, it survived for 2-1/2 weeks.
* This is why health care costs so much: hospitals are
just trying to get our money away from us for our own good!.
It was announced that after 12 years and 5,012 performances, the Broadway
musical "Rent" will finally close June 1
* Ironically, their lease is up.
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