Body Shots is compared by many to Roshamon, where 4 separate observers see the same act, but tell very different versions based on their own prejudices and perceptions. This classic has been remade many times -- the one I recall off-hand is "The Outrage" which was very faithful to the story line, but changed the setting to the American west. While it has been a long time since I watched either film, I recall the theme being that there is really no way to know the truth, as each man's truth is subjective rather than objective.

Body shots does show the story from two sides, but is not really about subjective reality at all. The theme of this film has more to do with gender problems and dating in the 90s, date rape, and with the effect of diminished capacity due to drink or drugs on someone's credibility. We follow four women and four men, all Yuppies, through a Friday evening, where they party hardy, then pair up. The conflict occurs when one of the women (Tara Reid) claims one of the men (Jerry O'Connell, a pro football star) raped her. When pressed, we find both of them very unreliable witnesses. She has a history of alcohol induced blackouts, and he admits that he was too wasted to remember what really happened.

While the main plot line was interesting, the backdrop was nearly as interesting, as we learn much about the views and actions of the 20-somethings. Topics include oral sex, bondage, intimacy, and emotionless sex. It is also interesting that Tara's girlfriends don't necessarily side with her because of her history when drunk, and O'Connell's buddies admit that they think he is capable of rape. The film has a real edge, due to subject, odd camera angles, and driving music. The biggest flaw, for me, was that all of the characters were shallow, self-centered and immature -- it is hard to enjoy a film when you dislike all of the players, but this one held my interest start to finish. We have breasts from Emily Proctor in a B&D costume, and tons of exposure from Tara Reid as the raped woman. As I looked through reviews after writing this, I noticed a curious thing. Everyone who saw it saw it differently, Berardinelli saw it as being about date rape and dating in the 90's, Ebert saw it as really about alcoholism, and so on. It somewhat proves one of the themes of the film, that the whole love/sex/dating thing can be very confusing and difficult. to figure out for everyone.

There's Deborah Dutch, or at least I think that's her from what Craig Hosada wrote in the Bare Facts (and that boy, I have learned, is just about always right). These must be from her pre-enhancement days.

Then there's former Pet Mariwin Roberts. (1, 2) The M on her tummy is the punchline of the joke, for her boyfriend wore his letter sweater while they was a-courtin's and a-sparkin'. Turns out he goes not to Minnesota or Michigan or Missouri, but to... Wisconsin. Ho, ho, hee, hee, oral sex was so funny... when I was twelve. In two other scenes she is a patient...and I'm not making this up... whose asshole sings "Suwannee" and a topless girl wondering how you give a man "shoulders." Don't know who the other babe is.

Major babe Raven DeLaCroix shows up in one scene. Impressive chest.

And former bunnymagmate, Sandy Johnson, is all over the tape. Four scenes. I capped em all but am posting only this one for now, 'cuz I am planning a mega- Bunnymate in the Movies post in the near future.

Second group of caps comes from a television show. Actually THE television show: "The Man Show" of a couple weeks vintage.

The local expert on the Juggy Dancers filled me in on some of the details here.

Niki Pulliam is my fave and the reason I capped the damn thing. She had a first-rate bio segment, filled with the usual droll humor and biting irony... and great face and bod. Wonderful skit.

The most impressive chest on the show is sported by Vanessa Kay. (1, 2) Dave, the Juggy expert, logged onto her website and learned two important facts: 1) her chest measurement is 36DD. I do believe she ain't exaggerating; 2) she has her own calendar. Boys, we will have one of those puppies in our hot little hands sometime soon, and then all y'all can see some of what's in it besides the names of the months

The collage of the other dancers includes Paula Harrison (upper left, lower middle and lower left) and Angelique Gorges, upper right. Dave tells me Angelique is a fitness babe and that there's a pic of her in the Encyclopedia. Hmmm, another good reason to give it a visit.

The other collage is from the Girls on Trampolines segment. The blonde is either Julie or Chanie Costello (they are identical twins).

And then there is the real weirdness. One skit in the show involved tricks with beer; a woman contestant by the name of Busty Hart made an appearance. Says she runs a topless joint, in Pennsylvania I think. Her trick? Crush a Foster's can with one breast. Did it, too. And whilst using the right breast as the crusher, the left breast came clean free of her garment. Now, the problem here is the Man Show is basic cable, so the folks at Comedy Central pixilated the offending, free-floating hooter. Not very well, as it turns out. So even though I don't have the foggiest how to decode the pixels, a little creative blurring and post-sharpening gives us what we got here. Isn't great but it's the best we can do.

Angharad Rees

Susan Penhaligon
(1, 2)

'Norma Jane'

Ruth Madoc plays Mrs Dai Bread Two and the topless scene you see is a fantasy dream by David Jason. The non-nude, but sexy, Angharad Rees plays Gossamer Heynon, the school teacher. Susan Penhaligon is the 17 year old daughter of Mrs Rose Cottage who has never been kissed. Why she is painting targets on her breasts I don't know. Maybe an act of rebellion, maybe something for the blokes to aim for.

The last actress is described as 'Norma Jane' but there is no mention in the credits. This is another non-nude collage but she is in her underwear and she likes a daylight ménage à trois.

Other Babes

Amy Brenneman

* You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically.
* Your kids call their mother "Household 1"
* Your newborn must attend the new comers' orientation briefing within the first 30 days of life.
* Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are lightgreen and loam.
* You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in your floorboard as a part of a tune-up.
* Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights.
* Your kids volunteer to pull air guard on the school bus.
* Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.
* Your house has sector sketches posted by every window.
* You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
* Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations.
* You make your daughter sign out on a pass on Prom Night.
* Your kindergartner calls recess "smoke break"
* Your wife calls foreplay "prepping the objective"
* Your wife "takes a knee" in the checkout line at the Food Lion.
* You do your "back to school" shopping at the U.S. Cavalry store.
* Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle"
* Your kids salute their grandparents.
* Your wife's '"high-n-tight" is more squared away than your commander's.
* Your pick-up has your name stenciled on the windshield.
* Your older kids call the youngest one "Cherry"
* Your kids recite their Alpha Bravo Charlie's
* Your wife left you and you held a "Change of Command" ceremony.
* All your possessions are military issue.
* You have pull-up bars outside the kitchen door.
* Your daughter's first haircut was a flattop.
* Your newborn's first words were "all OK Jumpmaster"