Kama Sutra (2000) is a Showtime couples erotica series, using a "Retreat" that teaches Kama Sutra techniques to couples. This episode, Nirvana, features Chloe Nicholle as a housewife who has gone to the retreat to learn techniques she hopes will save her marriage. Her husband becomes jealous and hires a private detective to follow her. The clinic is run by Tamara Landry, and Amy Richards plays another student.

Richards shows breasts during a class exercise, while Landry shows breasts and buns. Nicholle shows full frontal and rear several times, and ay actually be doing the nasty in one scene (see images 5 and 6). IMDb has not heard of this episode, and has no votes on the series. It didn't start of strongly, as the editing was way too jumpy to build any heat, but it got better as it went along, and I really enjoyed Nicholle's petite, all natural body. C. This is what couples erotica should be. Lovely people enjoying sex.

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"Last Tango in Paris" (1972), part 2

• Maria Schneider 5 (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)

• Maria Schneider 6 (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)

• Maria Schneider 7 (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)

"Don't Go Near the Park" (1979 or 1981)

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• Linnea Pictures (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
• Linnea film clip (.wmv zipped, .avi zipped)

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Email Scoopy Jr. if you have any comments or suggestions.

Today from the Ghost...a bunch of video clips (zipped .wmvs) from the early 80's favorite, "My Tutor" (1983).

• Caren Kaye, doing some nude swimming in links 1 and 2, showing a bit of bum in #3 and baring breasts and bum in a love making scene with cheesy 80's music in clips 4-6. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Graem McGavin, showing off her lovely toplessness during a back seat rendezvous with the hero. (1, 2)

• Kitten Natividad, the ultra-busty B-movie favorite showing off her big'uns. (1, 2, 3)

• Katt Shea in a completely gratuitous topless scene.

Melissa Lechner
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