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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Naked Bunyip
(1970)
In 1970, censorship
in all of the arts was extreme in Australia, and their domestic film industry
was all but dead. John B. Murray decided to have a go at proving that there
was a market for Australian film, and came up with the idea of a sex
documentary, calculated to have wide prurient interest, and to also show the
censorship situation for what it was. He got Graeme Blundell to star as a
virginal market researcher assigned to the sex angle on a major study of
Australian mores. Blundell interviewed hookers, massage workers, photography
models, figure study models, transexuals from Les Girls, homosexuals (male and
female), and anyone else who had something to say about nudity, sex,
procreation, abortion, fashion trends, etc.
The censors responded as predicted, and demanded several cuts. Rather than
actually remove the footage, Murray left it in, but inserted
a picture of a bunyip (a mythical aboriginal demon)
over the objectionable videos, and the sound of a horn over
the censored audio segments. The censor was furious, but Murray had made
a strong point about censorship. In a few short years Australia became
one of the more liberal countries. The Naked Bunyip is thus a seminal work of
the modern Australian film industry.
By the way, it was a huge financial success.
The subject matter now is hardly shocking, and the nude content is in the
ho hum arena, so the film is of interest primarily to those interested in
learning about the historical context. The DVD therefore includes the
censored footage and a 28 minute featurette about how the film came to be. The
complete package is fascinating for those inclined to be interested in the
subject matter. For further reading, there are also many on-line articles
about this film, including
this
good one.
Available from RLDVDs.com on a region-free PAL.

Mishka Buhler, as one of the figure models, does full frontal and rear.
Carlotta, from Les Girls, shows breasts. Several other women show body parts,
but could not be identified.
Mishka Buhler
Carlotta
Unidentified
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Downloading Nancy
2008
Well, we had to go to a wedding yesterday, so not much time to get anything
done, but we did play around with Scoop's trailer from Thursday's edition of
Maria Bello in "Downloading Nancy." Why would I do that you ask, because Maria
is a topless "Babe in Bondage"!
Nuff said, so here's more of Maria.

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Notes and collages
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Kicking off a new series. All the clips and caps are of
Hefmates. The caps are old, old, old but the clips are new.
Today:
Julie Cialini in Watchful Eye
  
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Good Luck Chuck
A funny premise doesn't always lead to a funny comedy, the main problem
with this 2007 effort. In addition, two competing themes actually got in
the way of one another, especially when they dropped one in the middle of
the movie.
When Charlie was 10, he played spin-the-bottle at a party, and when he
refused to kiss a scary goth girl, she placed a curse on him that said
that every woman he sleeps with would marry the next man she meets, while
he will never find true love.
Grown up and a successful dentist, Charlie has a healthy love life, but
nothing ever turns serious, although his exes always seem to get married.
At a wedding for his most recent ex, Charlie meets Cam (Jessica Alba),
a beautiful penguin trainer who has only one slight flaw: she's extremely
accident-prone. This in itself was a cute bit, but they dropped it about
halfway through the movie, kind of like they decided "let's not do this
bit anymore". That made the movie very uneven.
Aside from Cam's clumsiness, the bulk of the movie was devoted to
Charlie's "problem", and the unrated version is just loaded with nudity.
Charlie's growing love for Cam and his quest to avoid the problem of her
falling in love with the next guy was amusing, but the movie really failed
to deliver a solid comedy. The best thing about it was the nudity, and
that's a sad comment on the overall product. Close, but no cigar.
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Annie Wood |
Carrie
Fleming |
Chelan
Simmons |
Jessica
Alba |
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Michelle
Andrew |
Simone
Bailly |
Susan
McClellan |
Kari-Anne
Wood |
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Viviana
Dal Cengio |
Yasmine
Vox |
Tava
Smiley |
Victoria
Bidewell |
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American Pie Presents: Beta House
(2007) (V)
From the "hope to see more of her" department.
The uncredited redhead model who later shows up
as a venus girl at the geek olympics
is Canadian Hefmag model Pamela Mars. Mmmm... marshmallows.

Now some near skinless grade-D Canadian horror movies ...
Watched
(2006)
Beth Conacher

Population 436
(2006)
Charlotte Sullivan

The White Dog Sacrifice
(2005)
Kathleen Munroe

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Film clips:
A couple of new 2008 films still to be released:
Jessica Alba in The Eye.
Release date: February 1st. OK, there's not much to see, but it's
Jessica Alba. Sadly, even the body doubling is incompetent. Notice
the lack of continuity between the close-up of her in the shower and
the long shot through the frosted shower glass. On the other hand,
you later see some plumber's crack which does appear to be La Alba.
(Although it may also be a double because the owner of said crack
cannot be ascertained.)
Leonor Watling in
The Oxford Murders. There's no cheating on this one, and Leonor
is notably gorgeous, but there is a down side. The video is small
and kinda crappy. This is an English-language film starring John
Hurt and Elijah Wood, but it was a Spanish production and so far has
only been released in Spain, where it premiered Friday. No news yet
on a release in the UK or USA.
Speaking of Alba, this is an interesting little item from a
German TV broadcast showing how
Alba's skimpy
bikini in Into the Blue was expanded with CGI to get the film a
PG-13 rating in the USA, The good news is that it shows us what
the European version looks like, and that means lots more of Alba's
rumpus.
And Kira Reed in
more hardcore, this time with porno veteran Billy Glide.
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