Thursday

Tuna
"Pandora Peaks"

Pandora Peaks (2001 video), AKA Russ Meyer's Pandora Peaks is a tit man's dream come true, which is no surprise, considering it is a Russ Meyer's production. This time, he didn't even try for a story with a plot. For most of the film, we have a travelogue of the Palm desert area of California and scene after scene of Pandora Peaks stripping, mostly in outdoor locations, interspersed with a travelogue of Germany, and German tit queen Tundi stripping mostly in doors, much of it in a bath. During the strip scenes, the girls provide a running commentary about their tits. Through in a few scenes of Russ Meyer fishing, and that takes you up to the last few minutes, where we see Candy Samples, and natural redhead Leosha.

All 4 women show everything, and we get several closeups of Peaks pubic area. IMDB barely lists this, and there are no reviews on line. The genre, if you can call it that, is TITS, and it certainly has them. The image quality is excellent. Based on this, it is a C+. If you are a big tit man, you need to see this one. IF anyone is interested, I can make 1024 x 768 sized wallpaper images available.

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  • Candy Samples (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Leosha (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Pandora Peaks (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29)
  • Tundi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I'm back from Sundance after a travel day, will resume normal activity tomorrow. Here're a few tidbits.

    Other crap:

    • Naked British news. Helena Bonham Carter topless in "The Heat of Me." She said, "It won't work. My breasts are small. Could you do computer work?" The director agreed, so we will see some half and half action. Not having a similar problem  to Carter's, busty Helen Mirren went topless at age 57 in "Calendar Girls," a true story about some North Yorkshire women who posed nude for a charity calendar. Page Six says Helen also walked around the set topless.
    • Indie film has a new queen. Patricia Clarkson is in FOUR films at Sundance. In my opinion, she could get nominated for an Oscar for Pieces of April if anybody ever gets to see it. (It was a crowd pleaser at Sundance, and the studios are fighting to get it, but it was shot on DV, with a 4:3 aspect ratio.) Here's my review.


     

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Mr. Nude Celeb
    First up from Mr. NC, the ladies (and nudity) of "FearDotCom" (2002)...the stinker that Both Tuna and Scoop disliked. Click here for their thoughts on this 'Internet Horror Flick'.
    • Amelia Curtis, toplessness, plus some Hankster approved bondage. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Emma Campbell, topless. (1, 2, 3)

    • Evie Garratt, topless and on all fours.

    • Gesine Cukrowski, fully nude in #1, bound in #2. (1, 2)

    • Isabella Van Waes, another Hankster approved, topless babe in bondage moment.


    Next up, set the time machine for 1988 (or simply turn on TBS), and let's have a look at the nudity in "Action Jackson".

    • Sharon Stone, steamy topless scene in links 1-2, topless and dead in links 3-4. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Vanity, topless and showing off the goods for the evil "Coach". (1, 2, 3)

    BFD
    Going back to 1971 to take a look at the original "Get Carter".
    • Brit Ekland...the woman the late, great Peter Sellers once called "a professional girlfriend and an amateur actress". Here she is topless.

    • Geraldine Moffat, also topless as well as showing a bit of bum. (1, 2)


    Next...BFD takes a look at the Swedish flick "Montenegro" (1981).

    Blackshine
    Once again the master of fashion scans delivers the goods.
    • Elizabeth Jagger, the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, baring one full breast, plus a little nipple from the other breast.

    • Noot Seear, the Canadian model posing nude with lovely toplessness.

    • Amber Valletta, the model/actress in a full frontal pose. Breasts are in plain site, but she has a hand over the goods down under.

    • Demi Moore, a side nude pose with a bit of pubes.

    • Karen Elson, the model posing nude in the tub.

    • Mariacarla Boscone, an interesting photo to say the least. A full frontal flash with breasts and fake bush.

    Variety
    Britney Spears
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    New pics of the pop tart at a couple of events.

    Links 1-2...Britney showing off some leg at the American Music Awards. (is that a little cottage cheese on her legs?)

    Links 3-5...Britney wearing skin tight pants and a see-thru top at the Project Greenlight 2 party at Sundance.

    Bianca Klamt
    (1, 2)

    The Brazilian model posing topless.

    Muriel Baumeister
    (1, 2)

    Rear nudity, and toplessness in scenes from "Ich liebe den Mann meiner Tochter" (1995). 'Caps by DeVo.

    Sharon Stone Showing off some leg, and there's even some see-thru nipple visibility too. Great scan of her walking down the red carpet at the Golden Globes.



    Alizée

    Arielle Dombasle

    Isabelle Pasco

    Marlene Mourreau

    Mathilda May

    Noemiele Noir

    Vanessa Demouy


    A collection of French babes...

    French Teen singer Alizée looking fantastic in a bikini

    Wonderful breast expsosure from American born, French film star Arielle Dombasle.

    A topless fashion scan from Isabelle Pasco.

    Marlene Mourreau, excellent breast exposure.

    A Fun House favorite, Mathilda May and her wonderful chest.

    Model Noemiele Noir posing topless and showing a partial rear view.

    Vanessa Demouy, beautiful face, and see-thru nipples.


    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    NEW CANDY MAKES YOUR BREASTS BIGGER
    Speaking Of Supersized Mounds - The Mainichi Daily News reports that a company in Niiza, Japan, is selling a new candy called Bust-Up Drops that allegedly makes women's breasts bigger. They claim the natural ingredients, which include herbs and yams, "put power into breast cells," and just one or two a day will help you grow one cup size per month. One Tokyo doctor said the candy might enlarge breasts, but it does it by increasing the size of fat cells, which could lead to more padding in places where women don't want it.

  • In fact, just about any candy will do that.
  • Japan may be seeing a lot more female sumo wrestlers.
  • If you want bigger breasts from candy, try stuffing your bra with gummi bears.


    HOTEL SEX CAUGHT ON CAMERA
    Santa Claus Is Coming - An annual survey by Australia's Novotel hotel chain shows that with more security cameras going up, more guests than ever are getting caught having sex in public. Couples were filmed doing it in elevators, hotel pools, spas, saunas, parking lots, fire escapes and on a trampoline. One couple did it under a table at a gala dinner while the guest of honor was still speaking. And the weirdest was a couple who coupled in a hotel business center after a Christmas costume party while dressed as Santa and a nun.

  • They were so kinky, Santa kept shouting, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
  • They always dress like that for sex...It's a habit.
  • Santa sees you when you're naughty...and so do the hotel security guards.