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Sundance Films
Some of the films being screened at Sundance this year have already
appeared elsewhere in whole or part. Here is some of the nudity:
| The screener DVD of Factotum was out months and months ago.
It is actually a pretty good movie, although it is a pretty bad
interpretation of Bukowski.
My comments. The
greatest appeal of this film: Marisa Tomei topless, in case you
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| Alpha Dog is the roman a clef about Jesse James Hollywood,
and it features Justin Timberlake in a major role. Some
pretty big Hollywood names appear in smaller roles: Sharon
Stone, Bruce Willis, etc. The kinda sorta nudity here is from
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| The Spanish language Battle in Heaven sounds cheery: "Marcos
and his wife kidnap a baby for ransom money, but it goes
tragically wrong when the infant dies." The star and naked chick
to the right is Anapola Mushkadiz |
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And now for something completely different.
This has nothing to do with celebrity nudity. I just happened
to find some pictures of something which I had never seen
pictures of before, although I've been a Brando fan. In fact, I
didn't know there were any pics of this in existence. This is
Marlon in his very first professional stage role, playing Nels
in I Remember Mama in 1944, He was 19 or 20. According to
crosscity.com, these were scanned from a 1945 issue of "Stage
Pictorial Magazine."
 
Other Crap:
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A small and lame clip from Alpha Dog, which
is now playing at Sundance
Internet Explorer 7 leaks onto Internet
"Two years from now, spam will be solved," Microsoft's
Bill Gates said - two years ago.
Grandpa Simpson registers his complaint about THX
sound
Unnecessary Censorship: Jan 16th
Some clips from Big Momma's House 2
Katie's pregnant belly.
Lou Reed calls the script for Factory Girl,the new
Warhol movie, "one of the most disgusting, foul things
I've seen by any illiterate retard in a long time"
- I'm thinking ol' Lou didn't catch that Jenny
McCarthy movie last year.
Canada, Muddled By Seasonal Affective Disorder, Votes
in Conservatives
Drew Barrymore spoofs her Golden Globes appearance on
SNL
It's official. Scientists prove that
January 23rd is the worst day of the year.
Today's copy of The Sundance Insider (Super
quality, but .pdf format, if that scares you.)
Only in America:
"Buttafuocos, Fisher plan TV reunion"
"Death of a record store ... the famed Rhino Records
shop in L.A. has its last gasp"
Welcome To Tampa; Go Devil Rays
Yankees?
Jumbo-ass sign falls on a San Diego highway (CNN
raw footage)
Katie Holmes sex scene mysteriously missing from Thank
You For Smoking
"CRITICS BARRED FROM BUYING TICKETS FOR UNDERWORLD:
EVOLUTION"
- ushers and ticket sellers have been faxed
reference sheets with headshots of local critics and
strict instructions not to allow the critics to see
the film
- This article is just kiddin' around, but I've
heard some critics talking about sneaking into films
in disguise.
"DICK CHENEY CALLS FOR MORE HORROR FILMS TO
DESENSITIVE AMERICANS TO TORTURE ... Veep praises
Hostel, slams Glory Road"
"JOLIE BLAMED FOR TROUBLED MARRIAGES OF SWANK-LOWE,
BROWN-HOUSTON ... Tabloids go with stories about
Chadalina and Bobbylina"
The international trailer for Va, vis et deviens (Live
and Become)
- Set in the mid-1980s, a Christian Ethiopian boy
from a poverty-stricken family is forced by his
mother to pretend he is a Jewish orphan so that he
has a chance at being adopted by an upper class
Jewish family in Israel.
- Click on Videos, then on Bande-Annonce
The trailer for Church Ball, yet another underdog,
misfit sports story.
- "'Church Ball' is the story of Dennis Buckstead
(Andrew Wilson) and his team of uncoordinated
misfits from the Mud Lake Ward. It's the last year
church basketball will be officially sponsored by
the church and whoever claims this year's
trophy...keeps it for life. Everything is at
stake-pride, glory, honor-and Dennis is charged by
the ward bishop (Fred Willard) to take his team of
ultimate misfits to the final regional tourney and
claim the coveted title of regional champions. Only
one team stands in their way...the Crystal Hills
Ward, with the always-victorious lawyers, the
Bracken brothers. With the notorious Brackens
standing in the way...the last game of church ball
is set to be the most important and potentially
biggest brawl in history - winner takes all. Church
Ball - it's not how you play the game...it's whether
you win or lose."
Coming Soon now has the international trailer for the
rom-com spoof Date Movie
SADDAM DANCES ON TOP OF LIMO TO THE DELIGHT OF FANS
... Deposed Dictator Hoping to Create Media Circus,
Insiders Say.
The Da Vinci Code' will be the opening-night movie at
the Cannes Film Festival in May
Fascinating stuff!
Uwe Boll: Money For Nothing. Here's what the
submitter wrote:
- "Not sure if you've seen this, but check out
this link examining how Ewe Boll continues to get
funding (and more and more of it). Basically, it
claims that under German tax law designed to
encourage investment in the arts making money-losing
films actually *makes* you money in tax write offs.
Yep, it's the Producers come to life, except
perfectly legal and with no con involved -- except
to the viewers. It's a wacky world indeed.
Match Point, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic
- A surprisingly serious review from the Grimy One
OSAMA ANNOUNCES BOOK CLUB ... Madman on Collision
Course with Oprah
- This is one of Andy Borowitz's best columns. I
laughed at just about every line.
- Mr. bin Laden’s glancing reference to “Rogue
State: A Guide to the World’s Only Superpower”
immediately sent the book soaring to the top of the
best-seller lists, inspiring the world’s most wanted
evildoer to form his new club.
- Hours after he announced “Osama’s Book Club,”
hopeful authors and publishers deluged Mr. bin
Laden’s cave with books, hoping to get a blurb or a
mention in his next terror tape.
- In a new tape released today, Mr. bin Laden
revealed his club’s first selections, including
several anti-Bush books by filmmaker Michael Moore.
Other choices, however, were more unexpected, such
as “Memoirs of a Geisha,” which the terror
mastermind called “a sensual feast.”
This seems like small potatoes compared to Kobe's 81,
but the Suns had three guys with 28 or more - and
lost!
Kobe scores 81, including 55 in the second half
- It is the second-highest total in history,
behind Wilt's famous century. Kobe outscored
Toronto's entire team in the second half - and by a
lot! (55-41)
Brilliant!
"Sleepless In Seattle" trailer - recut to make it
appear to be a thriller
Latino Review has lots of pics and a poster from
UltraViolet
JoBlo.com reports from Sundance
Film Jerk's Early Report for January 22nd covers
the 51 known new movies opening in theatres or
expanding their runs between Tuesday January 24 and
Friday February 24
PC Magazine reviews the most popular Torrent clients
"The board of Pixar Animation Studios, the digital
animations company, is set to meet tomorrow to approve
the company's $7bn takeover by Disney."
- The all-share deal will make Steve Jobs, the
chief executive of Apple, around $3.5bn and will
make him the single largest shareholder in Disney.
This is a Google map of unprotected/open camera
streams obtained from Google searches.
- The IP address for each camera's url has been
mapped to its Geo-location. There is a del.icio.us
tag with the best cameras found so far. The pr0n
cameras are easter eggs.
It's time for celebrity Jeopardy. The category "The
penis mightier than the sword," for $100 ...
It is spineless, loves oysters, wears beige with
purple flecks and fences with its penis.
- In addition to "What is Richard Simmons?", I
believe the other correct question would be "What is
a new species of flatworm?"
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Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Kla$h (1995)
Kla$h (1995) is a Canadian thriller set in Kingston, Jamaica. You need to
ask yourself two questions. Do you like dance hall music (sort of a cross
between ska and reggae), and do you like Jamaican accents. If the answer is
not to either question, pass on this film, as, without the soundtrack and the
Jamaican dialgoue, it is a weak crime/heist/double cross plot filmed on zero
budget with poor production value. The story is told through the eyes of
Giancarlo Esposito, a recovering alcoholic and photographer who is sent to
cover a music festival called Klash. He runs into a former flame, Jasmine Guy,
who drags him into her underworld, and a plot to steal $1M from the Chinese
mob boss who is stealing it from the Klash ticket office, and who has
literally branded her as his girl.
Esposito is sort of hip, and not a total loser, but rather a player who has
never made it. The bad guys are hard-core bad. Jasmine Guy shows breasts in a
dark sex scene. Cedella Marley plays a tough police lieutenant brilliantly.
IMDb readers have this at 4.0. There are no reviews available. I can't
recommend this film based on plot, acting, or production value, but you might,
like me, enjoy the sounds and the cultural aspects of the location. This is a
D.
Air Erotica (2002)
Air Erotica (2002) is a soft-core flick undiscovered by IMDb. Based on the
cast, I am guessing it started life as a hard-core sex film, and was cut to
make it a hard R. Other than one establishing shot of a plane landing at a
small airport, the entire film takes place on two simple sets, one supposedly
an airport nightclub where the star works part time, and the other the same
woman's living room.
Certainly, it is more like a hard-core plot. A flight student intends to
open a charter airline with an inherited prop plane as soon as she gets her
license. To give herself a competitive edge, she plans to turn the passenger
area into a party, complete with hot stewardesses. The film consists of
interviews with applicants for the flight attendant jobs, and sex scenes between
the star and her
boyfriend, a frequent flyer who is skeptical of her plan.
This is a C, in that all of the women show everything in decent light, the
sex scenes have some heat, and there is an overall concept to tie it all together.
It is also nice to see some new faces and unenhanced or moderately enhanced
body parts. More plot or character development could easily have elevated it
to a C+.
It was only by referring to older projects, and a little guesswork, that I
was able to identify all four women in the cast, because nothing in the
credits equated cast to character. All four women give three B performances in
credible sex scenes.
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And now for something completely different. Today we take a
look at the "Miss America Pageant".
The new Miss America Jennifer Berry from Oklahoma.
   
Eudora Mosby, Miss Arkansas.
 
Shannon Schambeau, Miss District of Columbia
Mari Wilensky, Miss Florida.
Nicole Brewer, Miss Pennsylvania.
Kristi Lauren Glakas, Miss Virginia.
We wrap up today with some tittie from Jenny McCarthy
in "Dirty Love".
      
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I don't think the following clips need any introduction other than that they
comprise all the female nudity from 1990's The Hot Spot. The actresses exposed
are Jennifer Connelly, Virginia Madsen and Debra Cole. If you want to know
more about this movie please read
Scoop's review and Tuna's remarks in the Movie House, since Jennifer
didn't seem to have left them speechless :-)
So what do we have in the nudity department?
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Breasts and
buns by Debra Cole and
Jennifer Connelly, our Fun House Goddess and
Academy Award winning actress.
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Mostly dark breasts, buns and a few glimpses of her pubes ( 1,
2,
3,
4,
5) if you look very
carefully by Virginia Madsen, who for some
reason, as Scoop remarked earlier on these pages, didn't have the career she
deserved.
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A gorgeous nude dancer in a stage play presented on German TV |
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Herr Haut presents the famous doomed Playmate,
Dorothy Stratten, first in Autumn Born, and then in Hugh Hefner:
Once Upon a Time |
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One of our readers did some caps from the ICMS vids of Natacha Amal in
Gialloparma because ... well, because somebody had to do it! |
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LC has been in the future again, and has come back to show us what's
there. His first project is Tinto Brass's latest movie, Monamour, with a
monumental amount of nudity from the star,
Anna Jimskaia |
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Also from Monamour, Nela Lucic |
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LC also came up with a grisly look at Crystal Lowe in Masters of Horror,
the episode named "Pick Me Up" |
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