Pigs

 (2007)

Bad frat movie as if it was written by a converted metrosexual with no (female) nudity. It took five years for this
to get distributed and by that time its American Pie antics got hopelessly dated.

Melanie Marden: partial boob and thong then fully clothed sex

Celia Rowen: fully clothed sex

Leslie Ferreira: fully clothed sex

Kelly Cunningham: bra-less pokies

Sarah Scheffer: sexy

unknowns: these nude scenes were tacked on by request of the investors in order to have some sort of female nudity.

 

Monkey Warfare

(2006)

Canadian indie about a former anarchist couple who meet up with a young woman (Nadia Litz).

Nadia Litz: very sexy

Tracy Wright: bra-less flapjack pokies

Marnie Robinson: cameltoe while stroking her pussy

Rachel Wilson: bra-less pokies in stitched collage

I Accuse

(2003)

True crime movie about a doctor who rapes a patient (Estella Warren) under sedation and nearly got away with it by faking his own DNA tests. CSI writers can learn a thing or two from this movie.

Estella Warren: very sexy.

Lindi Lee: sexy as stripper.

Drop Box

(2006)

Rachel Sehl plays a spoiled actress who must bargain with a video store clerk when she accidently deposits her home sex tape at the video store. Otherwise known in the video rental industry as the "Britney Spears Jackpot".

Rachel Sehl

The Piano Man's Daughter

(2003)

Television movie with a lot of male nudity while the women only stripped down to period piece bloomers.

Marnie McPhail: sexy

Deborah Pollitt: sexy

"Fire Serpent"

(2007)

Another bad sci-fi television movie with a ridiculous premise, bad science, and cheesy special effects.

Michelle Morgan: Heartland actress showing some cleavage

D'oh!

I got Astrid Brandt mixed up with Annie McAuley last week. According to the Internet Movie Database Annie McAuley is now working as "licensed sex therapist and sexual surrogate"  (a female psychiatrist who gives a "happy ending" after the session is over) and recently played a "female nudist hot tubber" in the sex comedy "Viva" which being released to DVD in February.

Here's Astrid Brandt: topless in The Best of Bizarre volume 9, circa 1985.

And here's Annie McAuley: topless in The Best of Bizarre volume 9, circa 1985

One more of Annie McAuley: getting molested by giant lobster in promotional photo for the Police Academy ripoff "Recruits" (1986)

Caroline Aspirot

More caps of the 300 actress from Montreal. She's the slave babe with the robohooters.

Caroline Aspirot: topless model in "Cheech"

Caroline Aspirot: cleavage in "Gaz Car Blues"

Caroline Aspirot: boobs and buns as stripper in "3 Needles"

Caroline Aspirot: boobs and buns as stripper in "Dodging the Clock".