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Nickel Mountain (1984)
It ain't easy to get a good look at Heather Langenkamp nekkid.
Apart from a very brief underwater peek in Nightmare on Elm
Street, the only screen nudity from this 80s starlet was in Nickel
Mountain, a film which has never come to DVD. It's been a while
since the last time. Both of those movies came out in 1984. Of
course she doesn't really do much acting any more. She has only
one IMDb credit since 1995, and that was in a 1999 Fred Olen Ray
movie.
IMDb reported last year that she was "in negotiations" to
appear in a film called Diablita, but I don't know the status of
that project. Even if she is in it, I don't think we can expect
her to add to her nudity resume since she's now 41 years old.
(Damn, does that make me feel old.) On the other hand, stranger
things have happened. Look at Laura Linney!
At any rate, Heather was quite a looker 21 years ago, so it's
worthwhile to look at a couple of short VHS clips. (1,
2)
Other Crap:
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A statistical review of a billion web pages
"Online search engine leader Google Inc. has agreed to
censor its results in China, adhering to the
country's free-speech restrictions in return for
better access in the Internet's fastest growing
market."
"Horse Sex Porn Candy Teens! Inside! Fresh Google
search terms to confound Dubya and the FBI."
President Bush's Remarks to National Association of
Coal Miner Widows Announcing Compassionate New
Survivor Benefits (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
Amazing video!
The U.S. government test-crashes an F4 Phantom jet
straight into a wall specially designed to absorb the
impact
Seth McFarland and Alex Borstein perform a Family Guy
duet live on Jimmy Kimmel
Today's Sundance Insider
Can you buy an AK-47 on the Home Shopping Network?
I guess this is a satire. I hope it's not real.
The Erotic (.pdf) Map of Canada, a loving tour
starting at the Atlantic with Dildo, through Bare Butt
Bay, and then out west to Suck Creek
Another Mr Skin update from Sundance
The Science of Sleep *** Caitlin Higgins
screws a guy on top and we get some solid glances at
her terrific breasts. *** Aurelia Petit is in a
bathtub, her boobs covered with cellophane. She then
gets out of the tub and we can see her ass.
David Duchovny to play the Hulk
- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Come to
think of it, I'm kind of obnoxious even when I'm not
angry."
- That puts a new spin on the character. People be
tauntin' Banner to turn him into the Hulk on
purpose.
The World Sunlight Map in nearly-real time. (I
think it is updated on the half-hour)
Another clip from The Matador
"JENNIFER ANISTON ACQUIRES NUCLEAR WEAPON ...
Ballistic Missile Could Reach Malibu, Experts Fear"
- A Presidential aide said that there was a silver
lining in the Aniston news: “If a Hollywood star was
going to acquire a nuclear weapon, we should all be
grateful that it wasn’t Russell Crowe.”
The Daily Show asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately,
or are you too busy attaching neon lights to the
bottom of your Kia?"
The Daily Show asks, "How can George Bush get out of
an unscreened question? ... By feigning hearing
loss, of course!
The Daily Show's Dan Bakkedahl investigates the spurs,
cowboy hats and tight jeans at the gay rodeo.
Reza Aslan, the author of "No God But God" talks to
Jon Stewart about the status of the "War on Terror."
"Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season
of the reality show 'Survivor,' was found guilty
Wednesday of failing to pay taxes on his winnings and
taken straight to jail."
Which Sports Car Are You?
From our "be still, my beating heart" department:
Magnum P.I. is coming to the big screen
Dirty girls, clean cars ... a variation on The
Subservient Chicken
How to catch fish with a boat and a flashlight
"A four-year-old British girl was stunned to receive a
reply to her message in a bottle from a boy in
Australia"
101 Dumbest Moments in Business ...(plus the
dumbest and smartest moves of 2005)
Production on NBC's "My Name Is Earl" is being shut
down for a couple of weeks because Jason Lee has the
chicken pox!
First look at Benicio del Toro as Che!
Sex helps calm nerves before public speaking..
full sexual intercourse offers the best results,
psychologist says.
- I think we're starting to understand a lot about
President Bush's love-life
A large gallery of stills from Ice Age 2
Some more of Mr Skin's nudity reports from
Sundance:
Flannel Pajamas: *** Justin Kirk is eating
out Julianne Nicholson. We see him between her legs
from her point-of-view and shots of her breasts as
she begs him to get inside her. *** Nicholson is in
her bathtub naked, bent over and peeing. Kirk joins
her in the tub and when she leans back we can see
her breasts. *** Nicholson strips down to pink bra
and panties while Kirk watches. She takes them both
off and then stands full frontal up against the
wall. She comes and lays down on the floor next to
Kirk and we see her butt. Then we see her full
frontal again in the next shot when he gets off of
her. *** Nicholson lies on the bed face down with
her butt exposed. Kirk kisses a scar on her butt.
*** Nicholson is sitting down naked doing her
makeup. We see her butt on the stool and brief
breasts in the mirror she is facing.
The Hawk is Dying: *** Paul Giamatti pulls
the covers partially off of Michelle Williams, who
is lying naked in her bed partially curled up. We
see her butt. *** Paul Giamatti imagines Michelle
Williams dead in the forest. She is on the ground
naked and we see her butt from behind.
Things You Should NOT Put in a Microwave
Abramoff fingerprints found on president's buttocks
JoBlo does Sundance - Day #3
Here's a fairly long excerpt from the very boring
Colin Farrell Sex Tape!
Stephen dims the lights, puts on soft music, and talks
about Medicare.
Henri Matisse biography surprise winner of British
book prize
Who owns election data?
- "The state Division of Elections has refused to
turn over its electronic voting files to the
Democrats, arguing that the data format belongs to a
private company and can't be made public.
The Alaska Democratic Party says the information is
a public record essential for verifying the accuracy
of the 2004 general election and must be provided."
MPAA admits to unauthorized movie copying!
Techies try to find a way to predict the winners at
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Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Confessions of a Call Girl (2002)
This is another soft-core starring hard-core performers, and once again
IMDb has not heard of it. The production company is the same as for Air
Erotica and this one also seems to be a former hard-core sex film cut to
eliminate penetration and male genitalia.
As the film opens, Callie Cox fantasizes about sex with a workman outside.
She then sees her big sister Alana Evans writing in a personal journal before
leaving for her job at a restaurant. Becoming suspicious of her sister's
irregular hours and huge tips, she reads the journal and discovers that big
sis is actually a call girl. She goes to the restaurant, meets another woman,
Daisy, and ends up going with her for a "date." Later, big sis is showering
when her pager goes off, so little sister takes the job. Little sis then joins
the company.
While the plot is hard-core level minimal, the sex has real heat, and this
is a chance for those who prefer not to watch hard core see hard core babes in
all their glory. I have to believe that is a good thing. The photography and
transfer are outstanding, yielding images of nearly photographic quality, and
all three women show everything. As couples erotica, this is a C+.
Lord of War (2005)
Lord of War (2005) is based on the realities of arms dealing, and is told
in a pseudo-documentary style, with narration by Nic Cage as the arms dealer.
It chronicles how he started in the business, married a trophy wife (Bridget
Moynahan), and eventually became the biggest private arms dealer in the world,
with ties to nearly every dictator and corrupt military official across the
globe. Cage points out early in the film that there is a firearm for every 12
people in the world, and his only problem is to figure out how to arm the
other 11. He also claims that individual firearms are the real weapons of mass
destruction.
It is kind of the moral of the film that the five largest arms dealers in
the world, the US, Russia, China, England and France, are also the five
permanent members of the UN Security Council, and that private arms dealers
like the one portrayed by Cage are the inevitable result of this global
militarism.
For this film to work, since it deals with horrific people and events, it
was necessary to make Cage a sympathetic character, and they succeeded by
having him use dark and self-effacing humor. They also made his nemesis, an
over-zealous ATF agent, a very unpleasant person. The film mirrored Cage's
view that he simply sold weapons, and that it was not his concern how they
were used. There was ample evidence, however, of the atrocities that were, and
are, committed with illegal arms. All of this sounds like a very
political film, but it isn't. First, I doubt you will find many people who
think the slaughter of women and children with AK 47s is a great idea, so
there is no real controversy about the film's point of view. Second, the film
made no effort to exaggerate international arms sales, or the outcome of many
of these deals. Yes, there is a strong moral message, but it is washed down
with what is a beautifully shot, well acted, humorous film.
The film was a box office disappointment and the critics were not kind, but
the 7.5 at IMDb is actually adjusted downward from an actual average vote of
8, thus indicating a strong groundswell of admiration. As you may recall,
Scoopy was wildly enthusiastic about this film. While I enjoyed it, and think
it a fine effort, I was not as impressed as he was. I never like heavy
narration, although in this case it was very well delivered, and contained
much of the black humor. I would agree with Scoopy's rating of C+, as a fine
film but not for everyone.
There were several scenes of brief nudity, including a breast from Annelene
Terblanche, breasts and buns from Liz Jooste and Tanya Finch, a possible bush
shot from Bridget Moynahan and a breast from an unidentified hooker.
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In the final episode of Rome, Kalends of
February, we are unlucky. There is no nudity at all. Plotwise we all know that
there was no happy ending possible for Caesar. For the other characters there
is a mix of both. Some find happiness, others tragedy, while Atia's and Mark
Anthony's future looks uncertain and leaves room for a sequel.
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On to business ...
In the Dutch thriller De Flat (1994) Renée
Soutendijk can be seen in various states of undress in seven clips while
making love or moaning so loudly in the bath tub that someone becomes
worried...That's all I have to say about this movie.
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