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| a | Scoop's thoughts on SNL: Belushi and Ackroyd still
sweep the top three, after all these years? Amazing. The
original SNL had a real edge to it. In the intervening
years, that hilarious anger was recaptured for me only by
Dennis Miller, although I always loved the malevolence
and absurdity of Deep Thoughts. Dana Carvey, Eddie Murphy, and Phil Hartman were all great, but no edge. Dana Carvey and the others did kinda loving portrayals of politicians. Ackroyd and Belushi were savage. Remember them as Nixon and Kissinger, re-enacting almost-real scenes from The Final Days - "on your knees, Jew-boy!". Ackroyd's Nixon was Satan Incarnate. Carvey's Bush was your lovable forgetful uncle accidentally stuck in the world's hardest job. Man, I wish the original writers, especially that late genius Michael O'Donoghue, had been around during the Clinton scandals. So I guess I pretty much agree with the poll results! I think John Belushi was a great comic in one special way. He was one of the two guys (Dean Martin was the other) who could make me laugh with a facial expression. I've always hated silly-face comedy and guys who talk to or mug at the camera, so I change the channel pretty quickly at the mere mention of Tim Roth, Jerry Lewis, Larry Storch, Huntz Hall, or any others of that school. Even the greats like Johhny Carson, Silent Bob, and Andy Kaufman have rubbed me wrong with silly faces and reactions. But Belushi could make me laugh just by raising his eyebrow in a promise of comic mayhem to come. I notice there were no Joe Piscopo choices. Is this part of the international conspiracy to dim America's greatest comic voice? I watched some old Andy Kaufman routines the other day, and I noticed that his god-awful obnoxious entertainer, Tony Clifton, who is supposed to suck, was actually more talented than Piscopo. |
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| A popular film to capture! Maelstrom took a somewhat different approach from some of the previous efforts. he chose to tell the story with a series of storyboards. This is his Phoebe Cates section. They are all great, but if you are a nudes-only kinda guy, then you want only numbers 7 and 8. (#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10) |
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Yesterday: Abby, 20, from
Blackpool. (#1 #2 #3 #4) Gold is Gayner Goodman from 6 October 1989 Request girl is Tracey Elvik. Another Tracey Elvik |
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Ever wonder what the
Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when
not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does.
Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue,
"Frodo", specializes in "outing" the
harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls.
Today's feature: "Page 3 Girl Donna Ewin has used Donna Ground in her early Playboy NSS appearances, and Nina Downe in other publications. She's always recognizable, though, and didn't fool anyone." (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15) NOTE: FRODO will be on a brief sabattical, but will return in about a week. |
The real meaning behind the
abbreviations in personal ads: FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN 40-ish.................. 48 Adventurer.............. Has had many, many partners Athletic................ Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat; ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun..................... Annoying Gentle.................. Comatose Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic New-Age................. All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................ Loud Passionate.............. Loud Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional............ Real Witch Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat Romantic................ Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............. Very Fat Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking Widow................... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart.......... Toothless crone -------------------------------------------------------------- THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Average looking......... Hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking............ Arrogant Honest.................. Pathological Liar Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent Mature.................. Until you get to know him Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister Physically fit.......... Travis Bickle Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall Spiritual............... Once took grandma to Easter service Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer |
| Tom Servo | We didn't have anything from
Crow today, but we have his 'Bot Buddy, Tom Servo. His
first captures ever. |
| "The Big Brass Ring" |
| Two masterful imagers tackle
this film. Hugo and Dann. Irene Jacob from Hugo Irene Jacob from Dann Sara Melson from Dann |
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Porn babes and assorted from
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| a | "There's A
Girl in My Soup", from Tuna Goldie Hawn hasn't really shown us enough, in my opinion, so this film is a real treat, since she showed her buns very clearly in a full-frame nude, and even did a more distant nude scene from the side. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6) "Against All Odds", from Johnny Web I really found this to be a good action thriller when it was first released. I guess movies have made a lot of technical advances since then, because it doesn't seem as exciting now. What's more, it seems like two separate movies. Movie 1, Bridges hunts for Ward, hangs with her until Karras tracks them down. Ward kills the big galoot, panics, and runs back to James Woods (at his absolute creepiest in this film). Movie 2, Bridges avoids getting caught in a massive set-up to blame him for a murder, and has to negotiate his way out of it. The two movies are almost unrelated. The second half is more like a sequel than a continuation of the story. Having said that, I'll add that I enjoyed watching it. Bridges and Ward were both young and handsome, and the music will bring back a lot of memories. (Phil Collins turned the theme music into a hit.) I can't really tell you why, but the final credits, with Ward crying, Bridges longing for her, and Collins singing their story, always gets to me. The biggest flaw of the movie when it first came out was that there wasn't enough flesh from Rachel Ward. The good news is that there are several pretty good nude frames in the deleted scenes, so I was more than happy to have gotten the DVD. There are also many other deleted scenes, lots of insider commentary, and two music videos, so I thought the DVD was an excellent product. Deleted Scene. Ward was skinny-dipping, and she came out of the water. The scene was deliberately shot at a distance through some trees, but the director was clear in his comments that this was really Rachel naked, not a body double or any tricks. Deleted Scene. Rachel lying naked and face-down on the beach. Deleted Scene. A close-up of above, but with only the top of her buns visible. The deleted scenes were not available in a wide-screen version, a fact that the director lamented greatly when referring to this specific frame. I couldn't agree more. How could they lose such a thing? Regular Scene. I didn't remember this scene, and I don't know how I could have forgotten it. Ward, wearing a white dress, jumps in the water at a nighttime party, and turns back to face Bridges. She is wearing no underwear. Very sexy. Regular Scene. Long distance shot of Ward and Bridges naked. Regular Scenes. Ward's buns were partially visible in this very sexy and beautiful top frame. In the bottom, a hint of her nipples and the side of her hips in the "sweat room". I liked these scenes a lot. Forget about whether it was a good movie. With the movie plus the deleted scenes, the DVD forms a very nice little piece of stimulation, in the fashion of Body Heat, if perhaps not as good. Hope it turned you on, too, because Tuna will do his version tomorrow, so we'll have more of the lovely Miss Ward. I forgot to mention yesterday that this week's new DVD releases had only some minimal Rachel Griffiths nudity in a BBC film called "My Son the Fanatic". I'll have that tomorrow. |
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