Different Strokes (1997) is billed as a Romance Drama, but is really more of a soft core. Dana Plato is a lesbian ad exec from New York, who comes to California to shoot with a local hot photographer for a lingerie catalogue. The photographer is a womanizer, but in a steady but non-committed relationship with Landon Hall. His associate and best friend is a gay man. During the course of the film, Plato's girlfriend in New York dumps her, the photographer terminally irritates Hall, and Plato and Hall become lovers.

Both women show breasts and buns, and Plato's character has a very distant full frontal getting into the pool nude, but it is hard to even tell that it is a woman. Hall also shows breasts and buns. Plato's girlfriend and her new lover also show breasts, as does one of the models, whom the photographer nails when Hall dumps him.

IMDB readers have this at 3.2 of 10. The acting left something to be desired, the photographer character was a complete MCP stereotype, and the message of the film seemed to be that only gay people were ok. The DVD is a poor quality 4/3, but cleaned up ok for the images. Highlights include a skinny dipping scene with Hall and Plato, and a shower with both. This is a C-.

Movies and TV:

Here's the DVD version of Victoria Smirnova in that cinema classic, The Foreigner

• Smirnova

I think you know what Blade Runner is.

• Joanna Cassidy (1, 2, 3)

Can anybody tell me where this picture of Hilary Swank came from?

Updates:

New Encyclopedia volumes for Laura Ramos, Lynn Redgrave, Vanessa Redgrave, Saskia Reeves, Amanda Ryan, Leslie Ryan., Jeri Ryan, Shayna Ryan, Tracy Ryan.

Other crap

• Is Dobby the House Elf based on Russian leader Putin?
• police "booed" for interrupting public lesbian sex
• Naked pictures of Australian athletes
• winners of the Ms No-Swimsuit contest, 2002
• Weird Texas nutburger stuff. The case of Margie S. versus George W Bush (This has been ignored by the press, and rightfully so)
• Russia now leading the world in snow penis sculpture
• Mick Jagger from his incarceration in Brixton Jail in 1967
• the Smoking Gun says, "We've posted some strange malpractice claims, but nothing more bizarre than the complaint filed by a Kentucky woman who alleges that a doctor branded her uterus with his alma mater's initials. And we've got the operating room video to prove it: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/guiler1.html"
• Die Hard 4 will have no gunplay and Mariah Carey still travels with an entourage of 17.  I wonder how many J-Lo has.
• WENN reports: "JEN AND BRAD DO THE DETOX THING Sexy Hollywood couple JENNIFER ANISTON and BRAD PITT work hard to maintain their great shapes - forking out $3,000 (£2,000) for  a two-day detox programme.   The married actors embarked on the fasting and colonic irrigation regime at a resort in PALM SPRINGS, California.   The programme included a liver flush, and a cleansing cocktail with a mixture of lemon juice and olive oil.  They also had to lie on their right sides to sleep." ====== So the big question is this - would you take the flusher job?
• The official transcript of the President's State of the Union address
• Billy Crystal insists on absolute realism when working with strippers

 

• Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen showing off some lovely, tan bodies in scenes from "Summer Lovers". Both look great topless, and Hannah also shows off a bit of bum.

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

Second batch o' things from Mummy's Kiss featuring two natural babes today.

Sasha Peralta plays the love interest of the Ava Niche (Lake) in this movie. There are three touchy-feely scenes with them together and then a really long outtake scene. End result is a triple B performance from Sasha.

• Sasha Peralta (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

My favorite, by far, of the nekkid babes in this movie is Nicolette Lupian. She plays one of Sasha's handmaidens and you can see her in the first few collages of Ms. Peralta's. Big eyes, long legs, natural body... what's not to like? But you don't see much of her on the DVD until you hit the outtakes, and there she is dancing for something like ten minutes with the camera moving within a nanometer of her perfect skin. Grabbed, I don't know, maybe fifty frames of her and pulled the best of them together.

Unless Nicolette goes by some other name this is her first appearance on screen. So might I speak for all of you when I say to the makers of B movies with women running 'round nekkid when I say, "Send more Nicolette Lupian!"

• Nicolette Lupian (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

• Bridget Fonda shows a bit of bum, and some partial breast exposure. (1, 2, 3)

• Simonetta Stefanelli, topless in an uncredited role. (1, 2)

Phoebe Cates
(1, 2)

Tara Reid

DRACULA PARK MOVED FROM TRANSYLVANIA
They'll Have To Move It At Night - Residents of Sighisoara, Transylvania, are angry after a planned Dracula theme park was moved from their town to the Romanian capital of Bucharest. Sighisoara is the birthplace of Vlad the Impaler, inspiration for Dracula. But a feasibility study done for the park's developers by Price Waterhouse Coopers claims that due to easier access and more hotel facilities, the park would draw over a million tourists a year in Bucharest, but only 600,000 in Transylvania.