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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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She's Gotta Have It
(1986)
She's Gotta Have It was Spike Lee's breakout film, and tells the story of
Nola Darling, a successful middle class black woman who does ad paste-up for a
living, and has three lovers, all of whom know about each other. First, there is Jaimie (Tommy Redmond Hicks) a serious and caring
man who believes she is his soul mate. Number two is Greer (John Canada
Terrell) an upscale Manhattan model, narcissist, and "oreo cookie" (black on the
outside, white on the inside). Finally, there is Mars (Spike Lee) who is
funny, street smart, quick talking, but hard-core unemployable. Each serves a
different need for her, and perhaps the combination is her perfect man, but
the guys are not content to share her. Not only that, but she has a lesbian
friend who would like to become
#4. At one point she sees a shrink to find
out whether she is normal or a sex addict.
It won
good reviews and several newcomer awards, and started Spike Lee on his
successful career. I found the film very accessible, and enjoyed most of the
characters. Spike Lee has a great deal of comic ability in front of the
camera, and Tracy Camilla Johns has a great deal of presence, not to mention
sexuality. It is in lovely black and white, and is a very fast watch.
Tracy Camilla Johns, who plays Nola Darling brilliantly, shows breasts in
several scenes.
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Night Shift
(1982)
Time Travel back to 1982 for Night Shift with Shelley Long,
Michael Keaton, and Henry Winkler.
Shelley looking sexy in her panties.
  
A very young Monique Gabrielle topless at a party. Caps and
a clip.
  
A topless unknown pops out of a drawer at the Morgue. Caps and
a clip.
Joy Michael shows her tits.
Into the Blue
(2005)
Bonus caps of Jessica Alba in Into the Blue. No nudity of course, but
sexy.
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Notes and collages
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More from Naked and Naughty
(samples to the right)
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Lake Placid 2
Ok, here's the plan: let's take a mediocre flick from 1999, Lake
Placid, a comedy/horror about a man-eating crocodile loose in the lake,
and make a made-for-Sci-Fi Channel sequel. We'll make it even dumber and
more poorly made (the CGI seaplane is the stupidest and most unrealistic
I've ever seen) than the original, but we'll stick in some hot babes, and
then release an "unrated version" on DVD where all the aforementioned hot
babes show their boobies.
Sound like a good plan? Well, apparently the suits at Sci-Fi thought
so, because they did it, and this 2007 release is the result.
The croc is back. The boobs are yummy. They apparently realized just
how bad this is because one of the special features on the DVD is Lake
Placid 2: The Gnawed Up Version, where they fast-forward through all the
crap to let you see the "good" parts. That's all you need to know.
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From deep within the Vault of Obscurity. A film clip of
Anna Przybylska in Krolowa chmur, a 2004 film made for Polish TV.
Johnny Moronic is back with Episode 10
of Satisfaction
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Ellen Pompeo goes jogging, sweats a
bit. Her fabric gets damp. We profit.
Finally, here's almost-princess Koo Stark, who many believe to have been
the true love of Prince "Randy Andy" Andrew. She was shunted out of
the marriage picture when the queen realized she was a soft-core actress, but
the rumor before that was that QE2 was quite charmed by Stark, and
that Stark and Andrew were deeply in love.
Koo also acted in Star Wars. In the "missing Biggs-scenes" on
Tatooine (filmed in Tunisia), she plays one of Luke's friends called
"Camie". Camie is the least sympathetic of Luke's friends and calls
him by his nickname "Wormie" as he explains that there is a space
battle going on above their heads and rushes them all out to watch
it. The scenes were not included in the theatrical release, but
recently it has been possible to see these scenes on the "Behind The
Magic" CD-ROM released by LucasArts.
She's a freelance photographer now, and hasn't acted in two
decades.
Here she is in Cruel Passion, also known as Justine.
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