A Little Sex (1982) is a romantic comedy starring Tim Matheson as a man who can't say no to a woman, and attracts most of them, and Kate Capshaw as the girl he lives with, and decides to marry. The question is, can he develop some willpower? Matheson's brother is used for exposition, as Matheson confides in him. He goes through a period where he resist every opportunity, but there seems to be nothing but attractive, willing women in his world. He convinces himself that not cheating is putting a strain on the marriage. Then he gets caught, and Capshaw leaves. Only then does he realize what he may have lost.

Capshaw shows buns running into another room, as her T-shirt rides up, and breasts after the wedding in bed. This scene is obscured by computer generated candles. Carolyn Perry shows full frontal as the neighbor who vacuums nude in front of an open window. Lisa Dunsheath is naked behind a curtain, so you see a silhouette, and then is in a bra and panties as Capshaw discovers them. IMDB readers have this at 4.0 of 10. There are no reviews listed. This is light entertainment, and gets kind of corny, but is full of attractive women, and Capshaw's character is lovable. C-.

Movies and TV:

The Gas Pump Girls (1978) is not exactly a great movie, but there are some cool things about it:

• It has copious female nudity which has never been captured before, to my knowledge, since the movie is not currently available on tape or DVD. One viewer sent me a homemade VHS tape that he created from a subscription cable broadcast.
• There are fairly interesting stories behind the three women who got topless:
  • Rikki Marin was the wife of that famous professional stoner "Cheech"
  • Here's the IMDb bio on Kirsten Baker: "Throughout the late 1970s and early 1980s, she worked as an actress in feature films and television, as well as a print model for Cannon Pictures. This led to a modeling career which she pursued into the early 1990s. Circa 1993, Kirsten was no longer acting or modeling; she was employed at an art gallery on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles, CA."
  • Sandy Johnson, who supplied 95% of the nudity, was a former staplewoman at the Hefmag. (June, 1974) (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• The flick has a bunch of nostalgia value for you older guys - supporting players include
  • Joe E. Ross - Toody from Car 54 "ooh ... ooh"
  • Wrestler/actor Mike Mazurki
  • former Bowery Boy Huntz Hall
  • Cousin Brucie -  the legendary New York DJ

Here are some light manipulations for the caps of Kirstie Alley in Blind Date, for those of you blinded by that outrageous blue filter

1. Here is the film footage transposed to natural light, or as close as I could get it.

2. Here is the outtake footage transposed to natural light.

 

Item three: does anyone know where I can get a copy of Two People (click here for far too many details)? I've never seen the film, but it was directed by Robert Wise (Sound of Music, West Side Story, Star Trek: the Motion Picture), and is said to feature the only meaningful nude scene from that famous bionic chick, Lindsay Wagner. She became The Bionic Woman two years later.

Mailbox:

• Hey Scoop, I just wanted to update you on the recent talks about FTV (Fashion TV). It is a paid satellite channel available through Globecast on a KU band satellite called T5 (Telestar 5) which is available here in the USA.  I have this service. It is possible the channel is still free on the C band frequency but who wants to install those big dishes.  It is totally uncensored.  The satellite company delays and rebroadcasts the station at Eastern Time as Paris is a few hours ahead. Midnight Hot is shown @ midnight.  FTV also has other specials like their own reality TV show called Model Flat which aired last year. You can catch something falling out @ almost any time of the day. My favorite is a special run called Flashback where they go back to earlier runway shows where you can find models like Gisele showing some skin- which she no longer agrees to do. There are few commercials. Oh, and totally uncensored "making of" those SI and Pirelli calendar shoots.  There is a site called VideoCatwalk.com, which of course is paid, that does an OK job of capturing the skin from FTV but it is a small dose of the real thing. The monthly membership just about equals the FTV monthly subscription price. Now if I could only capture some of the skin for you guys.  But my experience in that field is minimal.  It would be easier for me to hook up the service in each of your members homes. If you could advise me of a good program which makes it easy I would be more than happy to share some with the Funhouse members. It is too bad the few cable stations in the USA have to censor the channel. But that's reality here in the USA. - REMER.
  • Technical guys? What should Remer use to capture FTV images with a maximum of quality and a minimum requirement for technical know-how?

Other crap

• Headline says it all: France surrenders to Texas high school
• E-bay auction of the official patch of the Columbia flight. It isn't a profiteer. The auction began before the tragedy, and the opening bid was $1.00. But the tragedy changed the rules of the game. When I checked yesterday, the most recent bid was more than $15,000!
• Nothing goes together like Colin Farrell, buggery, and Britney Spears
• Ben Affleck, a man I like to think of as Mr Hip-Hop

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Courtney Love (1, 2, 3, 4)

Mia Kirshner in "24". Plays a seductively dangerous character who will boff anyone and then give them up, all for the job. And the clothes that girl wore? My oh my, ain't she worth the risk.

Twelve collages.

One has her in a really really nice skirt. Really.

Two through four are by firelight and #2 has small frames because they came from a split-screen, but in it Mia honestly and truly gives up the goodies as a breast slips out from behind her hair.

Five and six show the side of one of Mia's breasts.

Seven through twelve have her in a kick-ass top showing pokies and, then, in a scene requested almost six months ago, sooo close to a complete breast as she bends over at the waist. In fact, the left half of #11 gets into the nip-slip dept. Mia. What a gal!

• Mia Kirshner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

The old time machine took us to 1969 and one of my favorite oldies which was just released this week on DVD "The Ramrodder". This flick is full of nudity and great scenes, so over the next few days I will probably labor over this movie until you have seen it all.

We kick it off today with Julia Blackburn in the tub and love scenes with the movies lead actor. Love those soap suds on the boobs.

• Julia Blackburn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

• Ann Oost, see-thru
• Caroline Ribeiro, see-thru
• Maryanne Fletcher, excellent see-thru
• Isabelli Fontana, far off breast exposure
• Isabelli Fontana, see-thru
• Karolina Kurkova, a single breast is visible
• Unknown #1, see-thru
• Unknown #2, nice breast exposure
• Unknown #2, nice breast exposure again