Wednesday A Pirate looks at 50! Yes folks, the scooper is fifty years old today! Let's all wish him our best!   From Graphic Response Let's begin today's festivities with a few collages from the Grand Master, starting with the poor man's Daryl Hannah, Lori Singer. Vidcaps from the movie "Sunset Grill". One more from "Sunset Grill", here's former "Baywatch" dude, Alexandra Paul. . From Surfmarcus For our Euro Scoopy fans, let's take another look at the wonder that is German television. A far cry form Mike Meyers' "Sprockets" I must say. First, here's Austrian actress Sonja Kirchberger in 'caps from "Der König von St. Pauli". Sonja Kirchberger from "Der König von St. Pauli", #2. Since it wasn't on Skinemax, I never saw this. However, it's pretty easy to see that Sonja plays a stripper. Woo-hoo! A closer look at Sonja stripping in "Der König von St. Pauli". Next, here's Ina Klink. "Hogan!" Sorry, much like Homer Simpson, I'm a huge Colonel Klink fan. Anja Kruse. Vidcaps from "Dark Desires". One more from "Dark Desires", here's Laura Maña. I bet our German viewers remember Sabine Petzl as "Biggi Schwerin" from "Medicopter 117 - Jedes Leben zählt"...well, maybe not. Well how about this nude appearance in "Kommissar Rex". Jeri Ryan Thank You Thank You! Thank You! I was working on the page yesterday and missed Jeri on "The Sentinel". However, a loyal viewer remembered my love for Ms. Ryan and passed these along to me. Woo-Hoo! I especially like the bathing suit frames. These first four are from Maelstrom's Eye. Jeri Ryan on "The Sentinel" by Maelstrom's Eye #2. Jeri Ryan on "The Sentinel" by Maelstrom's Eye #3. Jeri Ryan on "The Sentinel" by Maelstrom's Eye #4. Here's R?ddler's take on on Jeri's guest appearance on "The Sentinel". Jeri Ryan on "The Sentinel" by R?ddler #2. From BFD A complete unknown to me...here's Papusha Demitro from "Perfect Timing". I'm surprised I don't recognize this next sexy celeb. After all she guest starred in 3 episodes of "Team Knight Rider"! Here's Rainer Grant in 'caps from "Not Like Us" Next, from the movie "Bad Timing", here are two sets of 'caps of Theresa Russell. Theresa Russell in "Bad Timing" #2. Fun House Variety Attention Stalkers!! Here's your poster girl, Athena. (Brad Pitt's famous "fan") More from the Golden Globes...Once again, Christina Ricci busting out of her dress, and looking surprisingly nice. Yuck, Dr. Laura. Personally I can't stand anything about the woman, so I'm glad to run images that embarrass her. Best of all, when it comes to making a difference in the world, I do something really important when it comes to her radio show...I turn it off! Dr. Laura #2. Thanks to RDO for both of these. From Freakie 2, here's former "Baywatch" Babe, Nicole Eggert in 'caps from the Corey Haim classic, "Blown Away". These are actually kinda refreshing, I've never never seen these frames before. Nicole Eggert by Freakie 2, #2. If it matters, it's before the implants. From Slartibartfast, here's Bernadette Heerwagen in "Liebe und weitere Katastrophen". I think this is the first time I've ever seen 'cap from this movie. Here's Sandrine Holt in "Rapa Nui". More Euro Scoopy fun with Slartibartfast, here's Marion Mitterhammer from "Julia". From Scanman, here's the large, and lovely breasts of Mimi Rogers from "The Rapture". From the movie "Saints and Sinners", here's an actress that really shouldn't do nude scenes in my opinion, Jennifer Rubin. AP sent this in to us from Dainsh TV. The model is named Tina, the experiment...Body Tequila Shots. Worth a look, and probably a really cool game at parties if you're lucky.