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A change. Tuna is now our colleague on the page, and will be a regular daily contributor to the member's edition. Every day (or almost every day), the members' edition will feature additional material from Tuna, with nudity.

Tuna's contribution to this page today is Angelina Jolie in "Playing God". She didn't get naked, but she is Angelina Jolie, fer heaven's sake.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)




Dana Delany's career hasn't featured all that much nudity, but she made up for it all at once in "Exit to Eden". And she picked a fine movie, too. Wait until we get to worst screen couple - Rosie and Ackroyd have to be up there. Aesthete pointed out that the original book was written by Anne Rice, although the movie pretty much ignored it.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13)







Yesterday was Katie, 22, from Manchester. (#1, #2, #3, #4)

Gold is Angela Jay, 4 Sept 1978.

Requests:Alison Bourne (#1, #2)

Special Lisa Niki Rachel Nina Suzie Jodie

+ Ever wonder what the Playboy, Page Three, and other softcore models do when not modeling for Playboy or the British tabs? Fred does. Fred, or as he is known in the ancient Elventongue, "Frodo", specializes in "outing" the harder action from these ostensibly wholesome girls. His comments:

"First, your honey from yesterday, J Nichole Italiano-Zaza, is Nikki Nova again. She has been Nichole Italiano in her Playboy NSS appearance.

Second, El Kabong's Lauryn is Taylor Moore, who is now trying to become a fitness babe or a wrestling babe or both."

Third, This is the legendary Linzi Dawn Mckenzie, who started Page Three modeling at 16. Danni Ashe featured her as soon as she turned 18. Her career seems to be taking a new direction in the last picture."

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6)




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  • Ahna Capri in "Enter the Dragon". If any of you decide to enter the dragon, I recommend taking it doggy style to avoid the fiery breath. Same rule applies to all women from countries with garlic-based cooking.
  • Ava Fabian "Erotic Confessions" (#1, #2, #3)
  • Debra Beatty "Erotic Confessions" (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)
  • Elizabeth Perkins, "Midnight and Valentino"
  • Hunter Tylo (Deborah Mooreheart) in "The Initiation" (#1, #2, #3)
  • Kerry Fox in "Shallow Grave"
  • Tawny Kitaen in "Witchboard" (#1, #2)
  • Tiffany Helm in "Friday 13,, Part V" (#1, #2, #3)
  • Virginia Madsen in "Class"
  • Summer Sanders, practicing her breast stroke




  • Katrin Cartlidge in "Before the Rain"
  • Emmanuelle Laborit in "Marianna Urcina"
  • Tracy Hway in "Snake Eater 3" Tempus fugit, and I haven't even seen the first two snake-eaters yet.
    		• Sharon Stone and the artist formerly known as Vanity in "Action Jackson"
  • Stone (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)
  • Vanity (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)







  • Dyanna Lauren with Mason from a 1996 issue of "Fox" (#1, #2, #3)
  • JR Carrington from a 1996 issue of "Fox" (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)
  • Missy Flores, aka Missy Manners, from a 1987 edition of Genesis (#1, #2, #3, #4)

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    Members Bonuses
    a "The Getaway", from Tuna

    I guess my theory of remakes is that you should only get a do-over with above average but not great movies, hoping that you can raise them closer to greatness the second time around.

    You shouldn't remake brilliant movies or really bad movies because who the hell wants to see Tom Arnold in Casablanca or yet another version of From Hell It Came (although Arnold might improve that one if he played the walking tree).

    Based upon this theory, I guess they felt the original Getaway with Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw could have been improved enough to make it good. Remaking Steve McQueen movies is rapidly replacing baseball as America's national pasttime. Well, the movie still sucks the ol' pinata de amor, but they did add plenty of flesh, and that's what really counts, isn't it?

    Jennifer Tilly (#1, #2, #3) Kim Basinger (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12)

    "Watch Me", from Johnny Web

    This movie is an experience I have blocked, and I can't remember having watched it. Perhaps under deep hypnosis ......

    There's a photographer, and some bimbos, and some bad lighting and .... no, I just can't remember. Pretty sure nothing happened, but people took off their clothing a lot. There was a telescope, some video equipment, and a sexually frustrated woman, and a handyman who has the right tools to fix her problem, and cheesy music, and some models, and guys said "work with me baby, yeah". Oh, maybe that was the Austin Powers sequel. Sorry, I've forgotten. I think this was a straight-to-vid, at least I hope nobody paid seven bucks to see this. The bims were pretty attractive in this one. Here's one of them, and she has a very lithe and sexy body, Jennifer Burton.

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10)

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  • Hurley in "Austin Powers 2" (Snappy Pappy)
  • Loretta Pflaum in "Die Liebe des Ganoven" (Slarti)
  • Carmen Electra on Baywatch (Fripp)
  • more of the esteemed Mrs Rodman
  • Bleeth on Baywaych -she really looked good in these pictures
  • more versions of Portman (Bob)
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  • Portman (Zononon Zor)
  • Athena Massey in "Undercover" (UC99)
  • Athena Massey in "Undercover"
  • Athena Massey in "Undercover"
  • Athena Massey in "Undercover"
  • Cynthia Nixon, "Sex and the City" (cambo)
  • Different Strokes, the movie (Dann)
  • Salma Hayek wirephoto
  • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (Graphic Response)

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