Tuesday


Naked News

February 6th, 1080hd

Marina Valmont hosted the Entertainment segment.


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Shameless

s11e6, 1920x1080

Tara Buck


Night of the Demons

2009, 1920x1080

Bobbi Sue Luther and Diora Baird

Luther

Baird

TV

Beverly Hills, 90210


Beverly Hills, 90210 was a teen drama series based on twins Brandon and Brenda Walsh, played by Jason Priestly and Shannen Doherty. It had a slow start but ended up running for 10 seasons and 293 episodes in the 1990’s. There was no nudity but some lovely looking women.

Beverly Hills, 90210 Series 2 Episode 23 Cardio-Funk (1992)



Shannen Doherty


Jennie Garth

Heather McAdam



Doherty and Garth together


Three of my new projects are the work of one Eric Jeffrey Haims, the director of only five films, three of which he also produced in the years 1971 to 1973.  Here is number two.

The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio

(1971)

ALL VIDEOS HERE
Things get decidedly worse in, in which Haims imagines he is Hitchcock.  There could be a lot to like in this one because a fave of my own, Jane Tsentas,



spends a boatload of time out of her clothes frolicking with Terri Johnson,



who is out of her own.  But the camera work sucks eggs.  Pornstar Jill Sweete



also shows up and shows off, as does Nora Wieternik



and the one-hit wonder, Eve Standish (who plays a character named... wait for it... Eve Standish).



This is supposed to be a gothic horror or some such silliness, and it has the ethos of teen slasher films that would dominate the 70s and 80s, in that someone cuts up couples as they are coupling, but if anyone cared at all who dunnit and why he dunnit, I would be surprised.  But then I am also shocked, shocked I say to read just glowing reviews of the stinking turd that is Glass Onion.  I can sum up the Funhouse failure of Jekyll and Hyde by pointing out that Rene Bond is in the movie but appears without clothes only for a second or two and only as a corpse.  Da fuck? 


Timeslip

1985, vhs quality

Brainscan's comments:

Here's something extremely obscure. Timeslip is an unaired British pilot for a possible anthology sci-fi series starring Duran Duran band member John Taylor as a hacker who overseas various stories. This one is about Greg (Jeff Harding) who is in an illegal relationship with Jenny (Virginia Hey) but they turn off their security credentials so they can have sex only to be caught by the building's computer security that hunts them.

Virginia shows her breasts in a fairly lengthy sex scene. Virginia has done a few nude scenes throughout her career including the Bond movie The Living Daylights, multiple scenes inthe 1988 Italian giallo thriller Obsession: A Taste Of Fear, a bizarrely violent scene while she's nude in 1994 Australian action thriller Signal One and a couple of scenes in the first two series of the Australian/American sci-fi TV series Farscape.

Virginia Hey film clip (collages below)




Objetos

2022, 1080hd

China Suarez film clip (collages below)

 




Yeardley Smith in Krampus: The Reckoning (2015) in 720p






Pamela Anderson in Interview


Tuna Retrospective



Many of you remember Tuna, who was the most prolific contributor of images, and the second-most prolific wordsmith during the first 15 years of the Fun House. For those who are not acquainted with him, it's high time you met. Although he passed away before the Blu-Ray age, his DVD captures and collages still hold up as some of the best work that has ever appeared on the internet. Enjoy!

Susan Blakely in Capone