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TV Recap
The Hollywood XPress segment
of Naked
News was
hosted by Angie
Heyward this week
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As usual, Jessica
Parker Kennedy was
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"Groland"
Aline Stinus
Good People
2014
Kate Hudson
 
Mandingo
1975
Laura Misch Owens
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Begins next Thursday
on History (aka the
Hitler but now the
Haggling Network)
trailer:
Katheryn Winnick,
Alyssa Sutherland,
Jessalyn Gilsig.
"Mr. D"
(tv
series, episode
Callaghan's Daughter,
s4e04)
Lauren Hammersley
plays a teacher who
skirts the school's
dress code on short
skirts by wearing
the school's
schoolgirl uniform.
Lauren
Hammersley: very nice
legs.
Shitt's Creek
(tv
series, episode Wine
and Roses, s1e06)
Germany is going to
have their own
version of the
series called
"Fucking, Austria."
And
the Austrailians
will have "Rooting
Billabong"
Annie
Murphy: clingy wet white
blouse revealing black
brassiere underneath.
Jennifer
Robertson: cleavage in
leotards.
"Helix"
(tv
series, episode
Densho, s2e04)
Kyra Zagorsky: partial
boob while nude under
sheet.
"19-2"
(le
English-speaking
series, episode Tribe,
s2e04)
Laurence Leboeuf:
brassiere taking off
her paintball fighting
uniform.
"19-2"
(la
French-speaking
series, à la saison
trois, le s3e03)
The original Quebec
series is currently a
year ahead of the
English series.
Julie Perreault: le
nue.
Louise Portal: le
GILF.
Véronique Beaudet
& Magalie
Lépine-Blondeau: les
nue lésbiennes.
Here's a list of the
French actresses and
their English
counterparts:
Catherine Bérubé –
Laurence Leboeuf
Véronique Beaudet -
Mylène Dinh-Robic
Julie Perreault –
Maxim Roy
Louise Portal - Jayne
Heitmeyer
Magalie
Lépine-Blondeau –
Tattiawna Jones
Fanny Mallette - Sarah
Allen
"Unité 9"
(le
tv series, le s3e17)
Frédérique Dufort:
very stacked and sexy.
"Mémoires Vives"
(le
tv series, le s3e17)
Catherine
Renaud & Dominique
Quesnel: post-coital
lesbian sex scene
L'Amour au Temps de
la Guerre Civile
(2014,
le movie, le trailer,
aka "Love in the Time
of Civil War"
This movie opened up
in Quebec theatres
last week but if
you're thinking of
seeing it with your
girlfriend Fifi,
it's so gay that
Brokeback Mountain
will look like Bert
& Ernie by
comparison.
Catherine-Audrey
Lachapelle: le nue sex
scene.
Ana Christina Alva: le
sexy.
More
murder-porn
featured on Oprah
Winfrey's Oompah
Loompah Network:
Motives
and Murders:
Cracking the Case
(tv
series, episode
Identifying Remains,
s4e01)
Season four opened
about a troupe of
strippers, one whose
pimp is her abusive
incestuous
stepfather.
Megan
Hughes-Jones: sexy as
stripper, bikini in
lesbian scene.
Bea Santos: sexy as
stripper, bikini in
lesbian scene.
Carmen Corcoz: sexy as
stripper.
Erica Lane: partial
boob as stripper.
BONUS
Megan
Hughes-Jones: 36D
bikini top from her
instagram account.
"Paradise
Lost"
(tv
series, episode Baby
Snatcher, s1e03)
Heather Marie Annis:
bikini top.
"Surviving
Evil"
(tv
series, season two)
episode: "Betrayal of
Trust" (s2e01)
Kathleen Pollard:
stripped down to her
panties as rape
victim.
episode: "The Girl in
the Box" (s2e02)
Becky
shrimpton: brassiere,
cleavage as rape
victim.
episode: "Killer
Smile" (s2e04)
Nicole Smashnuk:
skivvies as rape
victim, later nude but
in body stocking.
Now
scraping the bottom
of the barrel are
these comedy
docu-dramas featured
on Discovery's ID4
network. They're
produced entirely in
the United States
and don't have the
production values of
their Canadian
counterparts. All
of the sex is fully
clothed with bra and
panties at the most
revealing.
Sex
Sent Me to the ER
Sex
Sent Me to the
Slammer
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Julia
(2014)
Julia
is a rape revenge thriller
set in New York where
Julia (Ashley C. Williams
from The Human Centipede)
goes to a bloke's house on
the assumption of a date,
only to be drugged,
gang-raped and left for
dead. She struggles back
home and struggles to cope
with it all. One evening
while drinking in a bar,
she overhears a
conversation where one
girl describes that a
friend had improved
dramatically after going
to radical therapy to get
over her rape. After being
laughed at by the person
who told the story, she is
tracked down by Sadie
(Tahyna Tozzi) who gets
her into intense therapy
which is a combination of
therapy sessions from Dr.
Sgundud (Jack Noseworthy)
and how to attract men
lessons from Sadie. Things
are going well, even more
so when Julia, Sadie and
members of the doctor's
clandestine group
ritualistically kill the
man who set up her sexual
assault. But, something
triggers in Julia, who is
now very friendly with
Sadie and she castrates
and murders a man.
Meanwhile, Adam (Brad
Koed), a reluctant member
of the group that raped
Julia and helped her live
when left for dead, walks
into the surgery where she
works and attempts to make
amends with her. But,
Julia is too far gone and
uses him to set up the
rest of her revenge. Sadie
tells the doctor about
Julia's behaviour and he
decides to end her therapy
permanently. Except...
Yeah, rape revenge movies
are all pretty much the
same except for the level
of violence in the
humiliation and/or
revenge. Julia is a pretty
violent movie including a
graphic castration scene
(oh joy...), but decides
to only briefly show the
rape scene. But, its point
of difference is probably
its major downfall. The
whole therapy cult thing
seems way too far-fetched,
particularly as it's never
really elaborated on and
leads to a fairly
ridiculous ending. The
doctor's motives are
pretty batshit crazy as
well. Where the film works
well is in the
transformation of Julia
from mousy victim to
unstoppable predator. The
relationship between Julia
and Sadie works well and
both actresses are pretty
good if completely glum
(particularly impressed
with Tozzi's flawless
American accent, it
probably helps that
neither Julia or Sadie say
all that much). Worth a
look if you're into the
genre, but by no means a
classic. Watch out though,
it's castration happy...
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