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TV Recap

Malin Akerman was topless in the new episode (s1e5) of Billions



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Check out Defoe's French nudity section below for the latest from Groland (Feb 13th edition), the premiere of Trepalium, and Le Secret d'Elise, a TV movie.

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Naked News clips:

2/12 - Eila Adams hosts Hollywood XPosed

2/14 - an audition from Elise (nice looker!)

2/14 - an episode of Versus starring four of the anchors (Kat, Whitney, Carli, Isabella)

2/14 - one-on-one with porn star Samantha Rone


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"Shameless"

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today: s5e11

Bojana Novakovic



Sasha Alexander



Emily Bergl



Shanola Hampton













 

Kate Upton



 








 

Movies

Alix Benezech and Georgia Scalliet in L'Odeur de la Mandarine (2015) in 1080hd

Florence Janas in Les Rosiers Grimpants (2016) in 1080hd

Veerle Baetens in Un Debut Prometteur (2015) in 1080hd


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Various women in the premiere of Trepanium in 1080hd

More unidentified actresses from Groland (Feb 13th episode) in 1080hd

Helene de Fougerolles in Le Secret d'Elise (2015 TV movie) in 1080hd

 

 









The Babymakers

(2012)

Johnny's comments:

The Babymakers is a comedy where happily married couple Tommy and Audrey (Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn) decide to have a baby. After 9 months of trying, nothing and it's beginning to take a toll on their relationship. Convinced that he is not the problem because he donated sperm to by a wedding ring from Audrey, he reluctantly get his sperm checked and it turns out he's 'shooting blanks'. Tommy is unhappy about this a decides and after Audrey suggests adoption, he's having none of that and decides to get his frozen sperm to use with Audrey. Turns out there is only one vial left and it's promised to a gay couple. After unsuccessfully convincing them to let him have it although he rejects and offer of having sex with one of the men for the vial, Tommy decides to steal the vial with the help of his friends and a crazy Indian criminal.

Another one of this new genre of movies involving wacky hijinks involving someone's sperm. There seems to be no end to them, none all that funny and usually end up being disgusting in some way. The Babymakers is no exception, with the only decent humour involving the Indian criminal and his wacky ways. So much unfunny sex humour and the inevitable semen shower (Jesus, why is this necessary? Surprised there wasn't a joke about restocking...). While it's technically not a Broken Lizard movie, it involves a few of the members and sadly it's been diminishing returns since Super Troopers, which I quite liked (just saw they're currently making a sequel).

No more sperm comedies please! Never funny.


Olivia Munn and Jenny Nicole 1080hd film clips (collages below)



Audrey Sonnier and Alena Sav 1080hd film clips (sample below)



Helena Mattsson 1080hd film clips (sample below)













Film/TV Clips

Kristina Sheiter in a vid made for a Treats magazine shoot (2016) in 1080hd



Mia Goth in The Survivalist (2015) in 720p



Bea Santos in Coconut Hero (2015) in 1080hd





Pics/Collages


Ronda Rousey in a painted swimsuit



Caroline Wozniacki in a painted swimsuit



Rihanna see-through



an oldie but goodie of Sarah Hyland



Maggie Civantos in an episode of Vis-a-vis



Alba Flores in an episode of Vis-a-vis



Berta Vazquez in an episode of Vis-a-vis



Hiba Anouk in an episode of El Principe