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Tuesday
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Use this search device to seek additional information from amazon.com about any of the books or movies you read about here.
To see and use all the Funhouse features, you need Netscape 6.+ or MSIE 5.+.
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| Tuna
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"Forbidden Sins"
Forbidden Sins (1998) is a soft-core thriller starring Shannon Tweed as a hotshot defense attorney, Myles O'Brien as an arresting officer who is not above improving evidence, and is Tweeds ex, and Corbin Timbrook as a wealthy man accused of killing his girlfriend, a stripper in his club. This is a plot you should see unfold for yourself, but it has some twists and turns, and a logical conclusion, which makes it ok as a mystery thriller.
As a soft-core, the sex scenes are nothing special, but the exposure is not bad. Shannon Tweed shows her breasts briefly in a sex scene near the end. Kirstine Carlstrand shows all three Bs as the murdered dancer, and Amy Lindsay also shows all three Bs as another stripper who sleeps with two of the principles. The nudity in the strip club is better lit than normal. While the soft-core element is weak, the mystery is nearly good enough to hold up without the nudity. IMDB scores it 4.0 of 10, but Apollo is closer to the truth at 59 of 100. This is another C+, a solid genre effort, the genre being soft-core crime thriller.
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"Luscious"
Luscious (1997) is the softcore staring Kari Wuhrer as a struggling fashion model, and her boyfriend, Stephen Shellen, an artist plagued with self-doubt and unable to paint. In a fit of rage at his creative and sexual impotence, he throws paint at Kari, who is modeling for him, and is aroused by the look of the paint on her skin, both artistically and sexually. They screw on a canvas, and end up creating a masterpiece. The new technique is the hit of the art world, but there are a few more things to overcome for the couple before their relationship becomes solid.
I am probably the last imager in the world to do this film. Every time I have been about to do it, someone uploads more images. Since I haven't seen any in while, tonight is the night. This film gets no respect at all among the viewing public, but it has some strong pluses. The first, of course, is a very naked Kari through much of the film. It is very well lit, and visually stimulating due to the use of paint. Some of the sex is hot and some of it is honest, such as when she agrees to try anal for arts sake, but doesn't like it. I can't help but think that this was partially a tongue in cheek jab aimed at modern art. Also, the music was varied, and far more interesting than the typical soft-core. I personally give this a full C+, not for plot, but as eye and ear candy.
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"Risky Business"
Risky Business (1983), I am sure, needs no further review. In looking through my older images, the ones fo Rebecca de Mornay and Francine Locke really needed an upgrade. Had I remembered just how bad the transfer was on this DVD, I might not have bothered, but the resulting images are far better than my original effort. IF they ever do a clean remaster, I will tackle it one more time, although the shower scene is very steamy, and de Mornay's nude scene is in difficult lighting.
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| Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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The Olympics:
I was looking at the Curling Standings yesterday, and I noticed the
following:
Teams with good records: Canada, Norway, Sweden
Teams doing so-so: United States, Germany, Switzerland
Teams sucking: Denmark, Great Britain, France
Now I think you may be able to draw some conclusions about the relationship
between weather conditions and curling ability (the USA has Minnesota and
Alaska, remember). If you are thinking of forming
a curling team, you might want to use this handy checklist:
- when people in your nation say "perma-frost", are they referring to a
refrigerator (no points) or soil conditions (3 points) ?
- are dogs primarily used as pets (no points), for warmth (1 point), for
rescue (2 points) or as essential transportation (3 points)?
- can you correctly identify "lutefisk" (2 points)? do you actually eat it?
(4 points)
- what is the ratio of caribou, moose and reindeer to cows? far more cows (no
points), about even (1 point), far fewer cows (3 points)
- add one point for every percent of your nation's land which consists of
tundra.
If your nation scores less than 10, perhaps you might consider another
more appropriate sport, like cockfighting, or military coups.
The British can be forgiven for their optimism. They thought they had
tundra, but on second look, it turned out merely to be Scotland.
OUT IN PUBLIC:
Celebrity Sleuth.
Part
2 from his Volume 14, Number 9
- Molly Sims from The House of Style in various stages of undress.
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- Debra Messing from Will and Grace - minor see through
- Sleuth found the only topless picture I have ever seen of Mackenzie Phillips. There's only one hitch. Mac doesn't have any breasts.
- Golden Brooks, of Girlfriends, in see-through action
- Kim Cattrall - I'll bet you know who she is - with some moderate
see-through activity.
MOVIES:
Our character of The New York Guy is based closely on my college frat
brother, The Gnu. (Pronounced "ga-NEW", as per his executive fiat). The Gnu was
a tough-talkin' North Jersey guy, with no patience for pretension or
inexactitude. Whenever another guy would use some spongy fuzzy-thinkin' new-age
expression in a bull-session, he had a standard response. He'd grab his dick
and say " ______ THIS, douchebag", "this" meaning his happy stick. Thus,
if I said "executive fiat", as I wrote above, he'd say "fiat this, douchebag".
He was completely predictable, so we could say it along with him. Let's say
some asshole would tell us to "actualize our feelings", Gnu would grab his dick
and say "actualize THIS, douchebag". Since I don't actually need the Gnu here
to do the review of Twin Peaks, Fire Walk With Me,
I'll do it for him.
"Hey, Lynch (grabs crotch), fire-walk a mile or two with THIS, douchebag"
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UPDATES:
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The following are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
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there might be something of interest.
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Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
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| Janet Jackson on HBO
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Ya know her first name ain't baby. It's Janet. Ms Jackson if you're nasty.
Ah...great 80's lyrics. But more importantly, Ms. Jackson is in much better shape now then she was back then, and Sunday night on HBO she showed off her new and improved bod.
As for the skin...cleavage, a 6-pack of abs, the dressing room cam showed her in a few bras, and the big score...the opening sequence may have revealed a bit of nipple. At the very least, plenty of partial exposure. It could be a body double, but I can't tell one way or the other.
- Janet collages by DAI. These pretty much sum up all of the goodies.
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- Janet(or possible double) showing some partial breast exposure, and maybe a bit of nipple.
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- Janet backstage. Cleavage in links 1 and 3, even fewer clothes in #2.
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| Hankster
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Scoop,
A little "Hankster Lite" today. The beautiful, tall, blond, Canadian model turned actress Natasha Henstridge. Topless scenes her movie debut in "Species" (1995).
- Natasha Henstridge, breast exposure in all links except #4. Links 5 and 6 have the most visibility.
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| Halle Berry |
Not nude, but a very sexy, and inviting pose.
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Scorpion pays tribute to the legendary scream queen with these topless scans. Link #6 also features B-movie babe J.J. North joining Brinke in a shower pose.
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Jayne Brook
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Brief, and rare nudity from both of these actress in scenes from "Into My Heart", by DeVo. Just a warning...all of the collages are large, about 380k.
Jayne shows both nipples through a shower door.
The Claire 'caps...link #1 shows her in a t-shirt and panties. #2 has brief nipple exposure. #3 shows Claire in a black bra.
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Kim Smith
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A great assortment of sexy non-nude scans of the supermodel by Blackshine.
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Annalise Braakensiek
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Two scans by Dragon of the Aussie celeb. #1 is topless, #2 has a great thong view.
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| Cameron Diaz |
An excellent celebrity tribute collage by ZonononZor featuring topless images from Cameron's modeling days.
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| Jennifer Love Hewitt |
MEGA-cleavage and a rear view of her undies in vidcaps from "Heartbreakers", by nmd.
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From "Under Milk Wood" (1973). Both ladies are topless and Susan draws rings around her nipples with lipstick.
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Nude in scenes from "Queen Margot". Breasts in links 1-4, pubes in #5.
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Scoop,
Not much of interest today. A couple of items from IMDB News that might be up your street. Maybe Daryl Hannah will make an exercise video and spark a big fad for stripper dancing among women. She could be angling to knock off Jennifer Connelly as the Queen of the Funhouse. Or she might deserve the title just for the quote, "If women had poles..."
Daryl Hannah's Stripper Pole Workout
Darryl Hannah has found the perfect way to fight aging and keep her sexy figure - pole dancing. Daryl had to perfect the erotic moves for her role in Dancing At The Blue Iguana, and the 41- year-old actress insists it is the ideal way for women to keep in shape. She says, "I worked hard to
learn pole tricks and got in amazing shape. I don't have a pole at home - but there's something in my barn that functions as one. If women had poles, they could stay in great shape."
Sex And The City Star Caught With Her Pants Down
TV's Sex And The City stunner Cynthia Nixon was asked for her autograph while sitting in a Broadway toilet. The redhead, who plays Miranda, was watching a play when she made a mad dash to the lavatory. But no sooner had she whipped down her knickers and plonked herself down, than the door swung open. A mad fan pointed at the embarrassed red-faced star and said: 'Can I have your autograph?' The angry actress reveals, "I was not amused. I told her to shut the door but the worst thing was when I came out she tried to hug me. She was clearly a fan of the show but I was too mad by then."
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Here's the official word from Charisma Carpenter's website about her "nudity"...
02-06-02 We have a clarification on the UK Maxim article. The interviewer apparently misunderstood Charisma on several points which she would like corrected. First of all, Charisma is the lead-in female, not the lead female. She has a bit part that was uncast at the time the film began shooting. Secondly, she will NOT appear nude in the movie. Charisma appears covered in a towel. The woman she appears with, however, is topless.
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| Oxymorons
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45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12.Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer science
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6.Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
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