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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk: expanded format.
* Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Wild Camp
Wild Camp (2005), originally Camping Sauvage, is a French drama rumored to
be inspired by a newspaper article about a real event. Isild Le Besco (Girls
Can't Swim, Right Now, Roberto Succo) is a ripe teenaged sexpot living in a
summer camp with her parents. Dad seems to be an employee. She is dating a boy
her age, but is less than satisfied. They hire a new sailing instructor,
Dennis Levant, whose face looks like it has been tenderized with a hammer, and
who seems anti-social. He is married to the sister of the camp owner, and
evidently needs the job. Isild is somewhat attracted to him, and much more so
when everyone tries to force them apart. Eventually, he is run off, and she
elects to go with him. The film does not have a "feel good" ending.
Isild Le Besco shows breasts in three scenes, but looks finger-licking good
the entire film. She has also garnered a host of acting awards for her
transformation into the perfect young sexpot. Unfortunately, this is about all
the film has going for it. The events play out predictably, and Dennis Levant
was not given enough to work with. The whole thing is so lacking in detail and
character development that it seems as if the newspaper article must have been
the entire script.
But is worth a quick look for Le Besco's performance and appearance.
C-
It is presented in French with optional English subtitles.
IMDb voters say 5.5.
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Masquerade
We take a little Time Machine travel today, back to 1988 to see the venerable Kim Cattrall
when she was young and fresh. She's naked in bed, but really all we see are her
breasts. It is my sad duty to report that the butt you can just barely
see in the thumbnails belongs to Rob Lowe.Oh, well. Not
everything in life is perfect.
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The Hunger
(episode: The Lighthouse-Keeper)
Having had his heart broken, a man (Bruce Davison) takes on the job
of a lighthouse keeper but during a hurricane, he starts having
psychological problems that cause bizarre behavior. He believes a
woman named Amanda (Simone-Elise Girard) will come to make him happy.
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Notes and collages
"Wonder Woman"
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Scoop's note: I don't think you'll get much
argument. She's one of those classic beauties who seems to appeal to just about
everyone. Not many guys will say, "She's not my type."
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Mercredi
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Images
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Laura Allen in an episode of Dirt |
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Zuleikha Robinson in the Feb 11 episode of Rome (video below) |
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Katie Jones in Flight of Fury (video below) |
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Danielle Petty in The Mailman (video below) |
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Danielle Petty and Diana Kauffman in The Mailman (video below) |
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Videos
We'll start out by catching up on the new seasons of the naughtier cable
shows.
Rome has not had as much nudity in season two, but
Zuleikha Robinson got
her clothes off last Sunday, and
Kerry Condon finally
stripped down yesterday.
On Deadwood's third season, we've seen a bit too much of Calamity
Jane's body for my taste. Robin Weigert got naked in
episode two, and
then again in
episode
seven (with Kim Dickens bathing her, then kissing her. Kind of a
charming scene!) Elsewhere in the series, here
Paula Malcolmson in episode eleven and
Cynthia Ettinger in
episode five.
On to the new movies:
The Mailman: "A cunning psychopath with more than an axe to grind
murders and replaces the kindly mailman in a small, placid town." Yeah,
I know what you're thinking. I'm kinda hoping Blockbuster passes on this
one so I won't have to watch it. Anyway, here's the clips. One
with Danielle Petty and
the other with
Petty and
Diana Kauffman
Flight of Fury is yet another Steven Segal film made in Bucharest. He
and Wesley Snipes must be about half of Romania's Gross National
Product. Maybe more than half when you consider how much Segal must eat.
Here's Katie Jones.
And a couple of classics:
Sweetie is a Jane Campion movie made back in the eighties, before The
Piano made her famous. I plucked these clips out of Usenet. It's
supposed to be a good film but I have not seen it, and don't plan to
unless you guys have some great urge to hear about it. Tuna likes
Campion's movies more than I do, so maybe he'll get an urge to take it
on as a project. The nudity comes from
Karen Colston and
Genevieve Lemon
If you've seen Rose McGowan lately, you realize that she's only a
shadow of her ripe former self. She still looks good now with her
supermodel figure, but I kinda liked the old, round Rosie. Here she is
with plenty of attitude in the film that made her an indie legend,
The Doom Generation.
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