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| The pipes, the pipes,
are calling
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With
Dan Quayle throwing his hat into the
presidential ring, let's just take a
little time to reflect upon his glorious
past. To refresh our collective memories
of his tour of duty as V.P., here are a
few actual quotes. Believe it or not,
Danny boy really said all of this stuff!
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"If
we don't succeed, we run the risk of
failure."
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"Republicans
understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child."
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"Welcome
to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my
fellow astronauts."
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"Mars
is essentially in the same orbit... Mars
is somewhat the same distance from the
Sun, which is very important. We have
seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe, and water. If there is water,
that means there is oxygen. If oxygen,
that means we can breathe."
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"What
a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not
to have a mind is being very wasteful.
How true that is."
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"The
Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in
this century. I didn't live in this
century."
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"I
believe we are on an irreversible trend
toward more freedom and democracy - but
that could change."
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"One
word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word
is 'to be prepared."
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"Verbosity
leads to unclear, inarticulate
things."
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"We
don't want to go back to tomorrow, we
want to go forward."
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"I
have made good judgements in the Past. I
have made good judgements in the
Future."
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"The
future will be better tomorrow."
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"We're
going to have the best-educated American
people in the world."
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I think
this one sums up his life
story...."People that are really
very weird can get into sensitive
positions and have a tremendous impact on
history."
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"I
stand by all the misstatements that I've
made." to Sam Donaldson.
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"We
have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a
*part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment
to Europe. We are a *part* of
Europe."
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"Public
speaking is very easy."
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"I
am not part of the problem. I am a
Republican."
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"I
love California, I practically grew up in
Phoenix."
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"A
low voter turnout is an indication of
fewer people going to the polls."
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"When
I have been asked during these last weeks
who caused the riots and the killing in
L.A., my answer has been direct and
simple: Who is to blame for the riots?
The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame
for the killings? The killers are to
blame."
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"Illegitimacy
is something we should talk about in
terms of not having it."
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"We
are ready for any unforeseen event that
may or may not occur."
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"For
NASA, space is still a high
priority."
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"Quite
frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
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"The
American people would not want to know of
any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may
not make."
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"We're
all capable of mistakes, but I do not
care to enlighten you on the mistakes we
may or may not have made."
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"It
isn't pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it."
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"[It's]
time for the human race to enter the
solar system."
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From Aesthete
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A Fun House
exclusive...Aesthete has taken about a
month off, but he returns with a new PC,
and a ton of new DVD 'caps of the 80's
comedy classic, "Porky's".
First, here are three collages of Kim
Cattrall.
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DVD 'caps of
Kim Cattrall in "Porky's" #2.
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DVD 'caps of
Kim Cattrall in "Porky's" #3.
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These next 11
all feature various ladies from the
shower scene.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #2.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #3.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #4.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #5.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #6.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #7.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #8.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #9.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #10.
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DVD 'caps
from the shower scene in
"Porky's" #11.
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