First there is Flemish model Ariane Ryckaert. She is 28 now and her modeling days are nearly over so she's looking for something new. She found it in adapting a book of famous but deceased Flemish author Louis Paul Boon into a monologue which she enacts on stage. The name of the book is "Mieke Maaike's obscene jeugd" ( Mieke Maaike's obscene youth ). Ariane performs practically the whole monologue in mimimal attire and her words make Jay Leno's monologue look very tame indeed. Here is a small excerpt that was shown on TV ( first in Dutch, then translated as litterally as possible ):

" ... en haar broertje, die ogen. Ik ging daar zitten in de zetel met mijn benen steeds hoger gekruist, zo kon hij telkens iets meer opvangen van mijn stalletje van Bethlehem. Zo leek mijn kutje een mooi versierd feestkaartje. Kuttige verjaardag ! Ik ging dan neerknielen bij broertje en ik opende zijn broekje en de knoopjes waren nauwelijks los en een jonge frisse fluit sprong naar buiten. Broertje die raakte daarbij helemaal in extase en kreunend begon hij zusje vol te spuiten. Wat had ik de handen vol ! Lekker is een fluit lang."

" ... and her little brother, those eyes. I went sitting there on the couch, my legs crossed ever higher, that way he could see each time a bit more of my little stable of Bethlehem. That way my little cunt seemed like a nicely decorated party card. Cunty birthday. Then I went kneeling down near little brother and opened his trousers and the buttons were merely loose and a young fresh flute popped out. Little brother got into the process completely in ecstasy and moaning. He started gushing ( his sperm ) on little sister. How I had my hands full ! Yummy is a long flute.

(Scoop's note: Remember this was excerpted on TV. You have to love the stuff they can say on Dutch TV. Can you imagine this stuff on Ally McBeal?)

Dutch Playboy already contacted her and it looks as if she will accept their offer to pose. She also said she had already posed for American Playboy two years ago, but until now she didn't give permission to publish because her manager thought it could harm her career at that time. She said she would also give the US edition permission to publish now. If Playboy USA does run the pictures she would become the first Belgian (and Flemish) playmate to grace the pages of the US edition. So Americans, if you are interested in seeing more of Ariane, just e-mail Hef. In this collage most pictures come from the small excerpt shown on TV, the bottom center picture is on display at the theatre in Ghent where she performs the play and the two left pictures come from newspapers. As for the book, I tried to order a copy but it's sold out everywhere. I think I know why.

If you're interested in more Flemish celebrity nudity, just browse the back issues and the encyclopedia. You'll find Wendy Van Wanten there, the Flemish singer who is a close friend to our Prince Laurent. She is 4 months pregnant now and refuses to tell who the father is. The prince has no comment on this matter. This causes quite some speculation in Belgium. I don't know what the fuss is really about since both are not married, it's not that they are doing something wrong.

Secondly I'll bring you the other actress from that flick on German TV about a lesbian couple. Schmutzfink brought you Nicole Ansari, so I'll put the spotlights on Eva Herziger, the other half of the happy couple.

Now it's time for some German nudity from the Seventies. Here is Eva Garden in Das Mädchen von Hongkong.

Finally from the same era there is Heidi Bohlen. She's drunk, takes a cab and then undresses completely in the back. The taxi driver isn't happy at all about this and "hands her in" in a police station. Say the cops : "She again. She's a regular customer here". Then they take her to a cell to sober up.

Okay, well, here're the new All Saints caps as promised. The first file is a picture of Natalie Appleton with a sumptuous cleavage, which comes from a poster that comes free with the new single (Pure Shores). The next 4 are caps from the video (theres a few nice frames where they appear to be nekkid), then there are 4 from when they appeared on TFI friday last year (Nic and Mel in school uniform, Nat with what appears to be freshly surgeoned-boobs). God I love the all saints :)

Appleton Pure Shores (#1, #2, #3, #4) TFI (#1, #2, #3)

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Tuna's comments about this new release: "Kate's Addiction (1999) has plot enough to make a decent movie. Kate has been taking drugs and having sex with Sara since high school. On a short vacation in LA, Sara falls in love and plans a wedding. Kate goes to LA to try to prevent it. The harbor settings are lovely, and both women are attractive, but the writing is so weak that the film has no chance. Kari does the "evil" scenes well, but it otherwise flat, and Farrah can barely act at all. I would describe the film as a soft-core without the requisite nudity level. Save your time and money, skip the movie, and enjoy the collages."

Kari Wuhrer. These is nudity in the first three. The next two feature Kari ... um ... scratching an itch ... while in her bikini. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8) Farrah Forke. Nudity only in #1. (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9)

"Beau Pere", from Tuna

"Beau Pere" is the infamous 1981 French classic, directed by the highly respected Bertrand Blier ("Get Out Your Handkerchiefs", "Going Places"). It is a classic because it is highly regarded by many critics, and it is infamous becuase it is about pedophilia and was banned from US distribution. There is an especially incisive review of the film and its history here.

Ariel Besse was praised lavishly for her portrayal of the girl who initiates a relationship with her stepfather after her mother dies. Despite the critical raves, she never appeared in another film, and I was not able to find any biographical information on her.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22)

"Resurgence", from Jimmy the Saint

This is an .mpg version of the caps seen elsewhere on the page.

"American Pie", from PicHound

Five small mpg's of the caps seen yesterday.

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5)

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Rebekah Elmaloglou. It is a little-known historical fact that because Australians were originally exiled there from England, they rebelled against sensible English names like John Crawford, and started to pick up names like Bruce Wallamaroo and Sheila Coolabah. And Rebekah Elmaloglou. (#1, #2, #3, #4)