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Dark Tourist
2012
Suzanne Quast
  
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Haunting
of the Innocent
(2014)
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Haunting
of the Innocent is a
horror thriller where
Brenda (Jessica Morris),
her husband Tom (Rib
Hillis) and their son move
back to her hometown from
Los Angeles after Brenda
is raped in her own home.
They move in with her
father Erik (Neil Dickson)
and settle in to small
town life. But, something
is amiss. Both Brenda and
Tom start dreaming about a
strange witch Beyla
(Hannah Cowley) who seems
to plans to do something
to both but is also
sexually attracted to the
couple. What does Beyla
want and what family
secret is she very much a
part of.
Oh boy, this film is a
complete mess and I have
no idea what it's supposed
to mean. After the first
ten minutes of the movie,
this film runs around in
circles, going absolutely
nowhere for a good 40
minutes putting in
absolutely every 'cool'
idea they could come up
with. So a witch fights a
viking, what of it?
Apparently the townsfolk
are a cult, but there's
only one interaction with
the townsfolk and the
scene is so baffling, I
think it's just an excuse
for another idea to happen
that sounded cool but has
nothing to do with the
plot. Then the sex starts
up, none of which makes
sense, but at least
there's something to
distract from the nonsense
story about vikings and
witches which never seems
to end. The baffling stuff
just doesn't end, a scene
with Tom going back to his
old firm, which includes a
pointless cameo from Judd
Nelson, ends with the girl
he was having an affair
with have a breakdown
because he won't fuck her.
Ah, whatever, it's
terrible and there's
another baffling scene to
watch...
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