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Sex Drive
2008
Massiel Perdomo
Caley Hayes
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Girl
House
(2015)
GirlHouse
is a slasher movie where
Kylie (Ali Cobrin) is
moving out of her dorm to
a house settled by webcam
models to become one
herself, as she is broke
and needs the money. Her
introduction to the house
goes extremely well,
attracting the interest of
many of the regulars
including loner Loverboy
(Slaine) and is found by
Ben (Adam DiMarco),
someone who went to school
with Kylie and had a major
crush on her. This gives
Ben the courage to ask
Kylie out, which she
accepts, but also causes
Ben to have a problem with
her new profession.
Loverboy has a private
session with Kylie, who
breaks through the heavy
security and manages to
send a picture of himself
to her, which is then
stolen by a wayward model
and posted on the house's
notice board. When
Loverboy spots this and
the offensive message
scrawled on it, he goes
berserk and begins a
rampage that begins by
killing all of the
website's online security
controllers and torturing
the owner of the site and
continues with Loverboy
invading the webcam house
and one by one, killing
the models, just as Kylie
returns home from college.
Ben and his GirlHouse
obsessed friend Alex
(Wesley MacInnes) attempt
to save Kylie (and
possibly the other girls),
but they don't know where
the house is and the
police are no help. Can
they save the girls in
time?
OK slasher movie that is
fairly similar to the
recent House of Bodies,
although there really
isn't much different you
can do with the people
trapped in a house with
the stalker story. Ali
Cobrin is well cast in the
lead as the nice girl led
astray (of sorts, although
the film does make it
clear it has reservations
about what she is doing)
and does a great job, just
wish in the reveal scene
where all the site
audience and fellow models
are impressed by her
breasts that you actually
saw them. I know, we did
in American Reunion and
they are indeed
impressive, but it
definitely would have
added something more to
that scene. The stalking
slasher stuff is not bad
either and it does end
with one great line and a
fairly reasonable
resolution. If I have a
real problem with the
movie, it's that so much
is made of the website's
and house's impenetrable
security, but Loverboy is
able is move within the
website without been
noticed, despite been
quite active in the
website's code and the
physical security is a
joke. Oh and did someone
say Michael Myers...
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