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Jacqueline Bisset, and ...
  • The Deep. 'Nuff said. The most famous wet t-shirt in the history of wet t-shirts, a reasonable bit of plot, exciting underwater scenes, and Jacqueline Bisset in her prime. Now that's entertainment. Here's some wet t-shirt action.
  • The Deep. more of the wet t-shirt underwater.
  • The Deep. more of the wet t-shirt underwater.
  • The Deep. the wet t-shirt out of the water.
  • The Deep. more of the wet t-shirt on the boat.
  • The Deep. more of the wet t-shirt on the boat.
  • The Deep. Here Bisset takes off the t-shirt entirely, and at least this one frame shows a nipple from the side-rear angle.
  • The Deep. No nudity, although you can see her nipples outlined under a white dress. This frame exists for only one reason. Just in case there may be one or two of you out there that don't think Bisset was all that good lookin'. Take a deep breath before you look at this one, pards, because she is breathtaking.
  • Johnny Web debuts all of his material on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has every nude he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for "Johnny Web". Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. The same site includes the Encyclopedia, the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin' babes. Click here for the sign-up, enter, and info page
  • Here's Bisset's other famous nude scene. In this one, there was more than suggestion. She got really naked. "Secrets", from BFD. I couldn't find any justification for his spelling her first name as "Jacquelline". Her real full name is Winifred (or Winnifred - sources spell it both ways) Jacqueline Fraser-Bisset. She has performed as Jacqueline or Jacky. She's 54 now, and still pretty darned sexy last time I saw her.
  • "Secrets".
  • "Secrets". Only a hint of nudity in this one.
  • This is only peripherally related. It is not Jacky Bisset, but Josie Bissett (two t's), in "Hitcher 2", from MacHero.
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  • Linda Fiorentino, and ....
  • Linda Fiorentino in "Jade". If you'll look at the frame carefully, you'll see that one breast is also visible, in the reflection.
  • Linda Fiorentino in "Jade". Large frame, very sexy. This movie's plot is complete gobbledegook, but it's sexy and beautifully photographed. William Friedkin is a competent director (Exorcist, French Connection), and he did what he could with this material. Miss Fiorentino is famous for "MIB", and respected for "The Last Seduction", but this is some of her more obscure work.
  • Linda Fiorentino in "Jade". From the evidence tape. This movie solved the age-old problem of the mystery genre. Normally, any intelligent filmgoer can figure these things out in a few minutes. In this one, the scriptwriter overcame that obstacle in three ways. (1) By having the original murder committed by someone who could not have done it, because of other things revealed in the movie, and by never explaining how that could be so. (2) By completely failing to explain who did the other murders. In the case of Angie Everhart, for example, only three people knew where she was going to be when she was killed. Caruso (the good guy), Angie herself (the victim), and another cop who took the message (minor character unrelated to the murders). Huh? (3) By throwing in completely irrelevant scenes with anonymous characters, to leave the audience totally baffled.

    I think you'll see everything clearly when I tell you that Joe Eszterhas wrote the movie. He established himself as a hot screenwriting property after "Basic Instinct". Since then, he has turned out junk like this thing, "Sliver", "Showgirls", and "Burn Hollywood Burn".

  • Linda Fiorentino in "Jade". From the photographic evidence. Too bad that Fiorentino was wasted in this movie, because she was sexy and as cool and competent as ever.
  • Just a body double, but a scene beautifully photographed. (Angie Everhart's Body Double, as it turns out. Angie couldn't get naked because Mickey Rourke was not available to watch.)
  • one more of Angie's body double and David Caruso. Junior and I have ragged this guy plenty for his non-existent movie career, but the truth is that he has done fine every time I've seen him. He's perfectly competent, if a bit charisma-challenged. The reason for his career misfire is simply because he just wasn't the flavor of the day. With a slightly different roll of the dice, he might have become a movie star.
  • Johnny Web debuts all of his material on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has every nude he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for "Johnny Web". Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. The same site includes the Encyclopedia, the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin' babes. Click here for the sign-up, enter, and info page
  • Back to the subject of Fiorentino, here she is in "After Hours", from PAL.
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  • MORE Movie Madness with Lescan
  • Lescan seems to be competing for the Scanman Trophy for vidcapping output. He sent a bunch more today, and you'll see plenty below, elsewhere in the weekend edition. How's this for a catch? Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in "Troll", and at least one of those frames (bottom left), although blurry, has to be her, not a body double. I'd guess the whole scene is really Dreyfus. In 1986 her career was not really at a point where she could ask for a body double.
  • ... and then there's Joanna Cameron, Isis herself, in "I Love My Wife"
  • Genevieve Bujold again. This time in "Alex and the Gypsy"
  • Pamela Franklin in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
  • Gabrielle Lazure in "Joshua, Then and Now"
  • Erika Anderson in "Zandalee"
  • Tracy Lords in "Campus Fever"
  • Rose McGowan in "Going all the Way"
  • Lescan debuts all of his work on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has almost every item he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for "Lescan". Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. The same site includes the Encyclopedia, the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin' babes. Click here for the sign-up, enter, and info page
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  • Our man in Hungary
  • Kata Dobo in "Out of Order". This is one beautiful woman. The film producer Andrew J. Vajna (Angel Heart, Jacob's Ladder, Nixon, Evita) has a soft spot in his heart for his native Hungary, still spends some time there, and still produces a Hungarian film now and then. He had a hand in this one, "Out of Order", the top Hungarian comedy of 1997, and one of the rare Magyar films to receve some international exposure. Mr. Vajna gave his star, Kata Dobo, a car when the filming was over, just because she did a good job. Really. Our man in Budapest thinks that they really were not involved. I think she should get a car just for doing this scene, where she shows her breasts to Jerry Springer. Man, that Springer really gets around.
  • Here's Kata in a sheer blouse. She sure looks a lot like Nicole Kidman in this one.
  • Our man in Flanders
  • I'm a bit disappointed in you boys. Despite my constant recommendations, there are still a few of you that haven't subscribed to the Flemish option with your cable ops. Have no fear, because our Northern Belgian corrspondant will catch you up on everything you missed. The first set is Pascale Bal from a 1998 movie "Le Bal Masque". This film is about the famous "Gang of Nivelles", which caused public terror in the mid eighties with a series of brutal supermarket robberies. They never got more than a couple thousand dollars per incident, but nonetheless managed to kill two or three dozen people along the way, and were never caught. Many people claim that there was a political cover-up. Every investigator that started to get close to the truth was removed from the case. The film assumes that there was a cover-up. Warning: All of the caps in this section were made from photographs of the screen, so they are somewhat primitive. If this boither you, skip to the next section.
  • Pascale Bal from a "Le Bal Masque". Pascale is also a presenter for TV1.
  • This is Anne Cuervels, from the series "Niet voor publicatie", which you would be watching right now if you had the all-Flemish option. Another capper, Flurk, previously did some vidcaps of her in "Diamant", and she is now starring in "Thuis" on VRT TV1. According to our anonymous correspondant, she is now on top of the a-list in the heirarchy of Flemish stars.
  • Anne Cuervels, from the series "Niet voor publicatie"
  • Anne Cuervels, from the series "Niet voor publicatie"
  • Anne Cuervels, from the series "Niet voor publicatie". If you only look at one of these, this is the one. The woman has, in the vernacular of today, a helluva rack.
  • Anne Cuervels, from the series "Niet voor publicatie"
  • Sabine De Vos, from the closing credits of a show on VTM, a commercial network in Flanders. Frankly, not much is showing here, but she doesn't show the goods anyway. However I do have an interesting story for you. Sabine is a respectable TV presenter and the author of a children's book. When she was still a student, she posed for the Dutch edition of Playboy. They never used the pictures at that time, but after she became famous, Playboy wanted to publish the pictures. She sued them to prevent it, and she won. Although the letter of the law appeared to be completely on Playboy's side, the Belgian courts bent the law a bit to stop "the evil Hugh Hefner", as her lawyer publicly declaimed. Not only was Playboy Netherlands forbidden to publish the pictures, but they had to destroy them under the supervision of an officer of the Belgian court. Can you imagine this happening between Canada and the US? If a Canadian official came over the border to supervise the action of a Canadian court against an American company on American property. (1) If he dared to enter Playboy's property, he would be beaten senseless by nationalist lunatics (2)If he was still alive, and dared to go to the police, American law officers would not pursue the thugs, but would arrest him for the action of illegally trespassing on private property. (3) If Canada protested, the US would either drop a nuclear bomb on Ottawa, or deport Robert Goulet. That Belgian official can thank heaven the Netherlands is such a civilized country.
  • Sabine De Vos, from the closing credits of a show on VTM, a commercial network in Flanders.
  • Sabine De Vos, from the closing credits of a show on VTM, a commercial network in Flanders.
  • Sabine De Vos, from the closing credits of a show on VTM, a commercial network in Flanders.
  • Our man in hardcore
  • In the past, only SE7EN has done professional and artistic vidcaps of hardcore material. Freakie 2 is now joining him in this exclusive club. I'm sorry to say that I can't speak knowledgably about this material, but Freakie laid out the frames and colors beautifully to make it look like a real movie. Here is N'J De Bahia in Love Sex Story.
  • Freakie 2: N'J De Bahia in Love Sex Story.
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  • More Movie Stuff
  • Melanie Griffith in "Night Moves".
  • Melanie Griffith in "Shine".
  • Melanie Griffith in "Lolita". No nudity. (Or maybe a slight peek at a nipple. I'm not sure.)
  • Rae Dawn Chong in "Boca"
  • Rae Dawn Chong in "Boca".
  • Kim Dickens in "Truth or Consequences, N.M.". This and the next two represent three frames of her dimly-lit love scene with Gallo. They are not much, but I don't know of any other nudes of her.
  • Kim Dickens in "Truth or Consequences, N.M."
  • Kim Dickens in "Truth or Consequences, N.M."
  • Iris Berben, full-frontal in "The Misunderstanding"
  • Helena Bergstrom in "Such is Life"
  • Trine Dyrholm, from the Danish "Springflod". I missed this movie because I was watching the all-Flemish network at the time. Trine is in the TV series, "Taxa". Damn, now I have to work on Danish and I was just starting to get the hang of those pesky irregular Flemish verbs.
  • Catherine Zeta Jones in "Splitting Heirs". I'm not too sure what we can see here. Might be a beaver shot, but without a DVD cap, it is impossible to tell. That Eric Idle is no dummy. He was the writer/star of this movie, and wrote himself a love scene with Zeta. This got me to thinking that writer/star would be a good profession for me when I grow up. I think I'll get started on my scenes with Cameron Diaz.
  • Non-celeb public nudity
  • Mardi Gras
  • Mardi Gras
  • Carnival (Rio)
  • The Naked Mile
    • Movie Madness with Lescan
  • Lescan must have a tremendous personal collection of material. I don't even know where he finds some of these movies. He sent in more than his share this week, most of the caps new to my collection. Many aren't out on video, like this one. Marty Cordova in "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things"
  • Here's Genevieve Bujold's shower scene in "Coma". She was a promising youngster, only 26, after her Oscar-nominated performance as Anne Boleyn in "Anne of the Thousand Days". At that time, she had already won an Emmy nomination for an English-language role in "Saint Joan", and had made several films in the French language (she is from Quebec). Her subsequent career, although it included several high points, never seemed to live up to the burden of her enormous early successes. She turns 57 this year.
  • Shannon Fabal in that screen classic, "Jack Frost" (no, not the one with Keaton), possibly the only known screen snowman-fucking.
  • Melanie Good in "Private Parts"
  • Monique Gabrielle in "The Rosebud Beach Hotel". I think Monique may be my favorite performer. When actresses appear on talk shows, they always say they might consider a nude scene if it is integral and necessary to the film (as if they were Pauline Friggin' Kael, and were capable of such analysis. I'd love to hear Carmen Electra explain to Stanley Kubrick why a nude scene is not integral to one of his movies). On the other hand, Monique always does do a nude scene, and these scenes are never necessary, except maybe in "Amazon Women on the Moon", in which she played a woman who is always naked. In every other case, the scenes are there to show Monique naked. This, to me, is justification aplenty.
  • Suzanna Love in "Olivia". She wandered through the grade-b world in the 80's
  • Vaitiare Bandera in "Stargate SG-1". She plays Sha're in the acclaimed cable series. Everyone sing along "Vaitiare, ho, ho .... plays Sha're ... ho, ho, ho ho. ... Nel plu ..." well, you know the rest.
  • some amusing cheesecake from Judith Light in "Who's the Boss?".I wonder. When Angie Everhart promised her dying grandmother that she would never do screen nudity except in the presence of Mickey Rourke, would she also be able to show her privates to Tony Danza if Rourke were not available?
  • April May in "Hollywood High 2". I don't know her, and this is her only entry in IMDb.
  • Christina Hart in "Games Girls Play". You may know this movie as "The Bunny Caper", but if I were a bettin' man, I'd guess you don't know it at all.
  • Donna Desmond in "Fresh Air". I guess this must be the movie also known as "The Naughty Stewardesses". If you remember Donna, you have a helluva memory.
  • Florence Barnes in "You've Got to Have Heart". One of those Italian "Spaghetti Comedies" from the 1970's, where people of many countries spoke their dialogue in their own languages, and everything was post-dubbed. This one also features Carroll Baker and Edwige Fenech, and is also known as "The Virgin Wife"
  • Angela Aames in "Lost Empire". Angela is our lead-off hitter in the encyclopedia. She died at age 32, unexpectedly, from an aberrant and rare heart condition.
  • Lisa Comshaw in "Portrait in Red".
  • Kathleen Beller swimming in "Deadly Messages". Bikini shots. No nudity
  • Kathleen Beller swims again in "Surfacing". She also swam in "The Betsy"
  • Kim Basinger in "Katie: Portrait of a Centerfold".
  • Lee Ann Baker in "Breeders". If nudity were the only criterion for a good movie, this puppy would be "Gone With The Wind"
  • International Movie Madness with Rossol and the Realist
  • Karen-Lise Mynster, with a full-frontal nude in "Sofie". She is a Danish actress whose career has consisted mainly of Scandinavian films. This particular movie was the first feature-length film directed by acting legend Liv Ullman
  • We've seen the better-known stars of "Sirens", but I can't remember if we've seen Pamela Rabe.
  • Tara Fitzgerald in "Sirens".
  • Gong Li in "Ju Dou". This is the first of a larger-than usual representation from Asia.
  • Gong Li in "Ju Dou". Sorry, I don't know where to find Rossol's archives. I don't think he has a site, and I don't think he's sent us material before last week.
  • From The Realist, here's Jade Go in Bertolucci's masterpiece, "The Last Emperor", much of which was actually filmed in The Forbidden City.
  • these two are re-runs from last week. Since Joan Chen didn't get naked in "The Last Emperor", here she is in "Temptation of a Monk".
  • one more of Chen in "Monk".
  • More foreign and art house movies from The Realist. Francesca Neri in "Outrage". She plays kind of a female Charles Bronson role in this movie located in Madrid. She's a circus sharpshooter who is raped by some young guys and exacts her revenge. If you want to watch it, don't get the dubbed version. Watch it in Spanish if you can, or Spanish with subtitles. The dubbing is terrible in the English version. This cap was her only nude scene in adequate lighting. The rest are dark.
  • Francesca Neri in "Outrage". The lesson of this movie is this: if you're gonna rape someone, a professional sharpshooter is a poor choice.
  • Francesca Neri in "Outrage".
  • Francesca Neri in "Outrage".
  • Francesca Neri in "Outrage".
  • The Realist Web debuts all of his work on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has almost every item he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for "The Realist" Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. The same site includes the Encyclopedia, the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin' babes.
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  • Cats ... now and forever
  • If "Breeders" is the Gone with the Wind of celebrity screen nudity, "Cat People" must be our Citizen Kane. And this lady, Nasty Kinski, is our Orson Welles. She did a passel of nude scenes in this epic. Just so you don't have to look too far, I put the best one first: beautiful, artistic, full-frontal ... all the things that make life worthwhile except humor and a well-struck 2-iron.
  • That one above was out of sequence. The others follow the chronology of the movie. Visiting Heard's cottage, Kinski wanders through the woods naked.
  • more nighttime forest action.
  • one more in the trees.
  • she seduces Heard and loses her virginity. You see, Cat Dudes and Dudesses have this urge to make love, but if they do make love they turn into Cats, and can't turn back into humans unless they kill. OK, it's not exactly comparable to Paradise Lost in the cosmic scheme of things, but it's a very suitable plot for creating plenty of scenes of nudity and violence.
  • Beautiful but dark close-up of her in bed.
  • Kinski gets out of bed after her scene with Heard, and a few frames look between her legs, albeit darkly.
  • wandering through the halls.
  • Kinski gets back into bed. Good shot of her behind.
  • back in bed, but not asleep.
  • in the final sex scene, Heard binds her to the bed so she can't escape and kill again.
  • she's securely strapped in.
  • There were a few other non-Kinski topless scenes in the movie, and the most memorable was this one of Annette O'Toole
  • The last two are bit players that McDowell attacked and/or seduced. Here's Tessa Richarde.
  • and here's Lynn Lowrie.
  • Johnny Web debts all of his nudes on our site, and I think the subscription area probably has every nude he's ever done. One way to start would be to go to the back issues and search for "Johnny Web". Just about every search result should be relevant to your search. The same site includes the Encyclopedia, the fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin' babes.
    • DVD 'caps from Aesthete
  • Lots of goodies today from "Interview with a Vampire". I think Aesthete nabbed every possible frame of nudity featuring actress Laure Marsac. The French actress has a great body, and several film credits to her name, but only two in English. Perhaps our Euro Scoopy fans are more familiar with her.
  • Scoop Sr. and I were just discussing the worst assembled cast awards again. These 'caps remind me that just about any movie with Antonio Bandaras is an automatic nominee. (Scoop's note: To get some scenes for my male nudity site, I have been watching some of Banderas' pre-fame movies, and I have been impressed by his range and authenticity. His current persona, with one macho facial expression, jaw set resolutely, is actually an aberration in an otherwise creditable career. I guess we can blame Hollywood for forcing him into a certain mold.)
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #3.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #4.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #5.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #6.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #7.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #8.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #9.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #10.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #11.
  • Laure Marsac from "Interview with a Vampire" #12.
  • Fun House Variety
  • From Graphic Response...Kelly McGillis from "Cat Chaser". I missed this one, but it looks like this movie featured some pretty hot scenes of Kelly in her prime.
  • Last week I mistakenly stated that Phoebe Cates had only appeared nude in "Fast Times...". Thanks to all of you who reminded me of her other nude scenes from the movie "Paradise".
  • Phoebe Cates once again...Thanks to Scanman for this excellent collage.
  • For our Euro Scoopy fans...here are 'caps of Vasiliki Roussi by Slartibartfast.
  • Have you ever seen a sexier skyline? From Valentino, here is a gorgeous non-nude of Laetitia Casta.