6 to 9 (2005) day two. Tonight, the other pairs of women. Christine Vinson, Becky O'Brien, Felicia Tang and Linda Tran also show everything. Photography was not at all bad, other than excessive use of a smoke machine. IMDb has yet to discover this one. There is simply not enough of an attempt at plot here to worry about. We are talking non-stop full frontal nudity with gyno shots sprinkled in, and some light simulated lesbo action. If this is your idea of entertainment, technical aspects are fine, and it is a good enough transfer. This is in about the same league as centerfold video magazine striptease, except a good but more explicit than most. Given the goal, they achieved it, but I think most will miss plot after a short while.

The principle is about the same as the reason people don't stare at a nude beach. You can see everything a woman has with just a glance when they are completely naked. No need to stare. This is also true in 6 to 9. They strip very quickly, and, with no plot and very unconvincing lesbian sex, there is nothing to hold your interest for the rest of the half hour until two more women step up to bat. Acting is about what you would expect from four women whose chief talents were inserted on an operating table. That does not make this bad eye candy, but it is not a good movie. I will call it a C-, due to an overwhelming amount of well photographed nudity.

In Dangerous Company (1988)

This was the beginning of Tracy Scoggins's career in semi-erotic thrillers. There is no reason for you to watch it. I watched it only because it was the only Scoggins nude appearance for which we had no caps.

It's not slick enough to be a noir thriller, and falls way short of being sexy enough to be an erotic thriller. It's a complete rip-off in the nudity dept. It is filmed just like a network TV show. The camera goes down until it is just about to show some nipples - then cuts away to another scene. The sex scenes are performed with sheets up to the nipples. Just imagine if Dean Wormer made an erotic thriller, and you'll get the idea.

The Deltas would watch and mutter "blow bob, blow job."

There are a bunch of sex scenes featuring Tracy Scoggins, but this one short sequence represents the only nudity!

• here's the detailed review

• here's Tracy Scoggins

Dead Connection (1993)

Another of the decreasingly capable projects featuring Lisa Bonet as she committed career suicide in the mid 90s. This one was pretty much of her swan song. She didn't work again for four years. There is only a tiny bit of nudity, but once again she demonstrates that her career did not fail for lack of beauty.

• Bonet collages (1, 2, 3)

• Bonet film clip (zipped .wmv)

Almost Pregnant (1992)

Completely unsophisticated sex farce about on the humor level of an average episode of F Troop. Unlike F Troop, however, it features lots of T&A. And it's pretty good T&A from two major babes.

• here's the detailed review

• Tanya Roberts (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

• Joan Severance (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

If You Only Knew (2000)

I have not seen this movie, but I think Dirty Harriet (Alison Eastwood) is really sexy, so I always look for her images. (And I love her voice almost as much as Molly Parker's and Scarlett Johansson's). I found these somewhere or another, and was very impressed with the quality of the captures. The scene takes place behind a shower door, and the imager/capper managed to get the nudity almost as clear as a straight-on view.

• Alison Eastwood (1, 2)

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Of the Best Actress Winners who showed nudity in their award winning roles, who gave the best nude performance? I think I've included every actress to show Oscar some skin. If I missed anyone, let me know.

There are a couple on the list that push the definition of nudity, (Hunt's scenes were see-thru and partial, MacLaine's nudity was very brief, and Christie's was rear only) but it's my poll, so ppphhhtttt :-p

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• "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" star Kathryn Erbe flashing her pubes in scenes from the season 2 episode, "Losing Your Appeal".

• Kristin Rohde, topless in the season 4 episode "A Word to the Wise".

• Unknown #1, showing off her robo-hooters in the very first episode "The Routine".

• Unknown #2 baring all 3 B's in scenes from two season 1 episodes, "Visits, Conjugal and Otherwise" and "God's Chillin'".

• Unknown #3shows her big'uns in the season 2 episode "Escape from Oz".

"The Vindicator" (1986) aka Frankenstein '88
Canadian Terminator knockoff.

• Teri Austin: boobs and butt getting out of bath.
• Jennifer McKeown: upskirt panty crotch shot as Teri's stunt double in rape scene.
• Caroline Arnold: topless showing her a-cups.

"Meatballs III" (1987)
Finally IDed Patrick Dempsey's mysterious girlfriend in the wet t-shirt.

• Caroline Arnold: now with bigger hooters. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

"Shock Chamber" (1985) aka Deadly Pursuit aka Greedy Terror
Canadian horror anthology filmed entirely on video.

• Jacqueline Samuda: bare midriff.
• Karen Cannata: torn open blouse.
• Hookers: Laura Centeno and Margaret Miniovich.

Bliss season 3: episode Penelope and Her Suitors
Woman gets serviced by her cable installer. A variation of the pizza delivery boy cliche used in porno movies. For US scoopsters season one has just been released on DVD and it has all the nudity the Oxygen network cut out.

• Stephanie Morgenstern: nude having sex but showing nothing.

Slings and Arrows: episode Outrageous Fortune

• Rachel McAdams: pokies in her skivvies.

Cold Squad: episode Christopher Williams

• Julie Stewart: pokies.

"Bizarre" tv-series (1980-1985)
John Byner comedy variety show which launched the career of the original jackass Super Dave Osborne. The first run episodes on Showtime had more nudity but these episodes have never been shown uncut in syndication.

• Cynthia Belliveau: sexy in 1985 episode.

Forever Knight: episode Bad Blood

• Krista Bridges: cleavage.
• Theadora Farray: cleavage but bald as a cue ball.

Puppets Who Kill: episode Gus the Arsonist
Buttons the teddy bear recently broke Lance Henriksen's record of having love scenes with the most Canadian actresses. He is now rooting to break Ron Jeremy's all-time record.

• Amy Rutherford: fully clothed puppet sex.

"Book TV" cable-series (1997)
MuchMusic VJ Ziggy Lorenc hosted this short-lived talkshow a decade ago but misses the obvious. Bookworms don't watch television.

• Ziggy Lorenc: bra-less pokies in white tank top.

"Side Effects" tv-series (1994-1996)
Short lived Canadian drama medical series.

• Nadia Capone: bare back in bed.
• Andrea Lui: skivvies caught having sex.

"Undressed" tv-series (1999-2002)
MTV drama series teaching safe sex by having characters keep their clothes on during sex.

• Sarah Smyth: brassiere.

Virgin Mobile Canadian Ad Campaign
Richard Branson fresh from sponsoring the first non-stop round-the-world solo jet flight has made news in Canada for using models hoed up as sexy nurses to promote a mobile phone service up North.

• Naughty Nurses: lots of cleavage, leg and upskirt.

"There Goes My Baby"
Kelli Williams and Jill Schoelen are down to their underwear in There Goes My Baby.

• Kelli Williams
• Jill Schoelen

"Halloween - Resurrection"
They're locked in a house in Halloween - Resurrection so Daisy McCrackin takes her top off and Katee Sackhoff lifts hers.

• Daisy McCrackin (1, 2, 3)
• Katee Sackhoff

"All About the Benjamins"
Some nipple exposure by Barbara Barron in All About the Benjamins. Carmen Chaplin looks good as a killer, as does an unknown.

• Barbara Barron
• Carmen Chaplin (1, 2)
• Unknown

"White River Kid"
Kim Dickens is running around in her underwear and there's some nice cleavage by Ellen Barkin in White River Kid.

• Kim Dickens (1, 2)
• Ellen Barkin

"Al's Lads"
Some mild pokies by Kristy Mitchell in Al's Lads.

• Kristy Mitchell (1, 2)

"xXx"
No nudity in xXx but Asia Argento and Alena Cihalikova show quite a bit of cleavage.

• Asia Argento (1, 2, 3, 4)
• Alena Cihalikova (1, 2)

"murder.com"
Some side nudity by Leslie Stevens in murder.com.

• Leslie Stevens (1, 2, 3, 4)

"Naked Gun 11 1/3 - The Final Insult"
When Janet Jackson flashes in America, it really hits the fan. Anna Nicole Smith does it in Australia and it's repeated on the nightly news just in case you missed it the first time. Here we see some of Anna Nicole Smith's cleavage in Naked Gun 11 1/3 - The Final Insult.

• Anna Nicole Smith (1, 2, 3, 4)

"The First $20 million is the Hardest"
The briefest of topless nudity by an unknown in The First $20 million is the Hardest with some nice caps of Rosario Dawson and Chandra West.

• Rosario Dawson (1, 2)
• Chandra West
• Unknown