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Monday
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Stanley Kubrick |
We
spend most of our time talking about
movies directed by men and women who have
difficulty tying their shoelaces, but we
are fans of real movies as well. We lost
the best of the best Sunday, when the
position of "greatest living
director" was vacated. Stanley
Kubrick, at 70, died in his St Albans
home. As Ben Jonson said upon
Shakespeare's passing, "he was not
of an age, but for all time".
RDO
does Castaway
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Here we have
a strong combination. Castaway has about
as much nudity as any mainstream movie
ever made, and RDO never leaves any stone
unturned. When he finishes a movie, you
can be sure he has included the best
frames from every nude scene in the film.
The net of that combination is about a
trillion images of Amanda Donohoe in the
buff. I don't even know how to organize
them. Here's Amanda losing the bikini.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Nude chores.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Nude napping.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Underwater.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. More underwater.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. What happened? her
crotch is covered in this one.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Out for a topless
hike
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. She does a quick
Alan Bates impression, and has a
wrestling match with Oliver Reed.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Nude sunbathing on
the seaside rocks.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. The wrestling starts
to turn in Reed's favor
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. She runs, Oliver
follows.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. A quick full-frontal
interlude
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Following the scene
above, fully nude front and rear shots.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. A nude romp in the
forest in always photogenic
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Nude in the
shallows.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Hey, only breasts in
this one
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Swimming and at the
beach.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. A topless meal is
always good
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Reclining amid the
tropical greenery.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Her annual
self-examination
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Nude again. Crotch
close-up.
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. Earning her nude
marksmanship merit badge
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Amanda
Donohoe in Castaway. The Tempest.
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an
assortment from AP
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Our man in
Cologne is back again this week with some
German vidcaps, international vidcaps and
scans from German-language print
material. Batting leadoff, Sarah Isma in
"Preis der Unschuld"
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Katrin Ritt
in "Preis der Unschuld" .
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Angelike
Milster in "Verfuehrt" .
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Katja Woywood
in "Verfuehrt" .
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Katja Woywood
in "Verfuehrt" .
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Katja Woywood
in "Verfuehrt" .
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Katja Woywood
in "Verfuehrt" .
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Mo Asumang on
a talk show. .
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Charlotte
Lewis in an episode of "Red Shoe
Diaries" .
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Paula
Barbieri in "Red Shoe Diaries"
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Paula
Barbieri in "Red Shoe Diaries"
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Estella
Warren. These two topless pictures of
Estella are new to me
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Estella
Warren .
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Kate Moss in
a sheer top .
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Vanessa
Paradis in a semi-sheer top.
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PAL
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PAL's corner
is a small one this week - one vidcap,
but it is an interesting one. Bridget
Fonda in "Scandal"
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our man
in Quebec
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A new corner
of the world heard from. Like a dummy, I
misplaced the letter than came with
these, so I'm not going to be able to
identify the movies in some cases. Write
me and tell me. This one is identified.
Screen legend Jeanne Moreau in 1974's
"Je t'aime" (a movie not in
IMDb, by the way). Moreau was in her late
40's at the time. I don't know this
movie, but it seems that Peter Sellers is
watching her through the window. (Note:
Sellers was not in this movie)
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Celine
Bonnier in "Caboose" .
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Celine
Bonnier in "Le Sphinx" .
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Celine
Bonnier in "Le Sphinx" .
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Celine
Bonnier.
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Celine
Bonnier.
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Paule
Baillergeon.
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Paule
Baillergeon.
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Paule
Baillergeon.
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at the art
house with The Realist
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The Realist
has been dipping a bit into Charlie's
territory with this set. Many of you have
asked when we were going to come up with
some good nudity from the luscious French
babe, Judith Godreche. Well, here ya go.
The caps don't do her justice. She is
beautiful and soulful, and her body is
most impressive. You may have seen her in
The Man in the Iron Mask. My
recommendation is NOT to rent 1990's
"The Disenchanted" if you are
in North America. The print circulating
now (just out on video) is dreadful, with
the colors washed out, and the movie has
been chopped to 75 ambiguous and often
incoherent minutes. (It was a short film
to begin with, but at least three minutes
have been cut, and they are probably
three minutes we wanted to see.).
Possibly the original print of the
director's cut is worth seeing if you can
get it in Europe. It was an early effort
from Benoit Jacquot, director of A Single
Girl and Marianne, and it has some
excellent moments.
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Judith
Godreche, "The Disenchanted"
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Judith
Godreche, "The Disenchanted"
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If you want
to know more about nude scenes in French
Cinema, Charlie's Caps is your Valhalla.
Click here.
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The Realist's
next subject is "Girl on a
Motorcycle". In 1968, this was
considered a very daring film, although
it might be rated PG-13 today. The entire
movie consists of Marianne Faithfulll on
a motorcycle journey from her husband's
bed to her lover's, interspersed with her
thoughts as she makes the trip. The
director is a cinematographer by trade,
and the photography of the European
countryside makes for an excellent
travelogue. As for the substance of the
movie ... well, you should be able to
find better ways to spend your time, like
taking up alligator wrestling, listening
to old Al Gore speeches, or re-reading
Moby Dick. The acting and photography are
good, but that just isn't enough. Here's
a few of Marianne Faithfull. Although she
is topless quite a bit, and fully naked
in one dim scene, the two main sex scenes
were solarized to slip through the
censors, and are about as exciting as
looking at a lava lamp. This one is her
nude scene.
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless.
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless, and a bit of buns
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless (the very next frame
after the one above)
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Marianne
Faithfull, topless
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bad
movie hell with Johnny Web
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Well, Another
9 1/2 Weeks may be a pretty bad movie,
but it has some good features. The
art/set design and photography are
beautiful, including the outdoor shots as
well. (How badly can you screw up
Paris?). Angie Everhart is gorgeous, and
shows some of the goodies. And maybe,
just maybe, that's enough. These caps
follow the chronology of the movie.
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Y'know,
Angie is beautiful, she has a magnificent
mane of hair, and she fills out a sweater
as well as anyone. But she seems to have
done her acting training at the Royal
Kathy Ireland Academy of Dramatic Arts.
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Some
models make a successful transition to
acting. Jessica Lange, after a fitful
start in "King Kong", became
one of the finest actresses of her
generation. On the other hand, Cindy
Crawford has been, shall we say, a bit
less successful. Miss Everhart, as an
actress, is a helluva model. I sure
enjoyed looking at her, though. Here's a
decent look at her bottom.
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Actually,
I've been a little unfair to Angie
because her movement and her facial
expressions are all realistic, so you
really can't put her in the same group as
Crawford and Ireland, but she just can't
deliver a line without sounding like a 16
year old cheerleader.
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks. This was
one sexy scene.
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Angie
Everhart, Another 9 1/2 Weeks
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miscellaneous,
Another 9 1/2 Weeks. A Threesome,
including a Mickey Rourke bellybutton,
thereby violating the Prime Directive of
the Fun House. (No Rourke or Depardieu
flesh). Rourke wasn't bad at all in this
movie, but he sure isn't aging too
gracefully. Or maybe he's aging as well
as could be expected, given the raw
material he had to work with. He looks
like a ventriloquist's dummy with a
recent hair re-fitting. Possibly in his
next film he could put a new spin on the
Chucky character.
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miscellaneous,
Another 9 1/2 Weeks. Just a pretty extra.
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Johnny Web
has no site of his own, and premieres his
work only on this site. If you like his
work and want to see more, try the search
function in the back issues. Search for
"Johnny Web", and choose
"all". In addition to more than
300 back issues, the same site also
includes the Fun House, the Encyclopedia
of Naked Celebrities, the fakes, the
Mardi Gras page, and the rasslin' babes.
Click here to login, sign-up, or get
info.
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When you're
talkin' bad movies, the two syllables,
"Tro-ma" probably appear
together on occasion. Actually, Tromeo
and Juliet is a reasonably good movie.
Let me reword that. It sucks, but it
doesn't suck anywhere near as bad as you
would expect. On a scale of 1-100, it
would be about a 65, which makes it
exactly 65 times higher than Troma's
second-best film, and there's no Mickey
Rourke or Depardieu. The acting is
actually passable, some of the gory gags
and spoofs are actually funny, the
musical score is good, and some scenes of
the film have almost an "A"
look to them. Here's Juliet, played by
Jane Jensen
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Jane Jensen,
"Tromeo and Juliet".
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Jane Jensen,
"Tromeo and Juliet".
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Jane Jensen,
"Tromeo and Juliet".
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Jane Jensen,
"Tromeo and Juliet". The lady
applying her mouth to Jane's nipples is
the popular scream queen, Debbie Rochon.
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Debbie
Rochon, "Tromeo and Juliet".
She plays a perverted version of the
Shakespearian Nurse - she wants Juliet's
favors for herself, but she loves Juliet
so much that she protects her
relationship with Tromeo from those who
would oppose it. Debbie has spent her
entire career in the grade-b world, but
you would be quite surprised at how good
she is in this role (certainly too good
for Troma). If she got the chance and an
appropriate part, I think she could do
fine in real movies.
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One more of
Debbie Rochon, not from the movie, but a
posed shot with both nipples visible
under a sheer blouse.
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Antonia
Laurie, "Tromeo and Juliet".
She gets a nipple pierced on camera.
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Antonia
Laurie, "Tromeo and Juliet".
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Antonia
Laurie, "Tromeo and Juliet".
This is actually a scene cut from the
final print. What??? Troma actually cuts
stuff?
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Antonia
Laurie, "Tromeo and Juliet".
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Jacqueline
Taveras, "Tromeo and Juliet".
This girl could make the Tit Queen site
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Johnny Web
has no site of his own, and premieres his
work only on this site. If you like his
work and want to see more, try the search
function in the back issues. Search for
"Johnny Web", and choose
"all". In addition to more than
300 back issues, the same site also
includes the Fun House, the Encyclopedia
of Naked Celebrities, the fakes, the
Mardi Gras page, and the rasslin' babes.
Click here to login, sign-up, or get
info.
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Roxanne Michaels
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Roxanne Michaels
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Rachael Robbins
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Rachael Robbins
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Tiffany Shepis (she's
another Troma favorite)
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Tiffany Shepis
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Miscellaneous
Grade-b stars. Denice Duff
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Frances
Fisher in "Frame Up". She
played the mother in Titanic, and Lucille
Ball in the recent biopic. These caps
were actually done by Aussie from a VHS
copy of an old beta tape. OK, they aren't
so hot in quality, but you can see what's
going on, and there just isn't that much
uncoverage of Frances out there.
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Angie Harmon
in "Lawn Dogs". She's really a
babe, kind of a younger Ali McGraw face,
but more charming and a better figure.
Unfortunately she had a small part. If
you haven't seen this movie, you might
like it. It has a surreal charm, and a
certain magic to it. Maybe not a great
film, but great filmmaking in many ways,
and I liked it a lot. From John Duigan,
the Australian director who did Sirens,
Wide Sargasso Sea, and The Leading Man
(the Bonjovi flick). Duigan hasn't quite
struck paydirt yet, but I think he might
if he'd move a hair closer to the
mainstream. He has as much talent as any
director I can name, but he's stayed with
offbeat and stylized material which is
often coldly satirical. (Although Lawn
Dogs does have some warmth in the
characters it likes... it polarizes the
world into those with magic and warmth,
and those with mechanical and shallow
lives. This sounds a bit childish when I
describe it, but you have to know that
the movie is realized through a child's
eyes.) Reviewers were sharply divided on
this movie. Roger Ebert gave it only 1.5
stars, but some critics said it was one
of the best movies of the decade.
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Tilly/Gershon
in "Bound". I sure got fooled
by this movie. I expected a cheesy piece
of exploitation crap with plenty of sex
and nudity. Instead, it was a sumptuously
filmed thriller with some sharp
characterizations, some twists that keep
you squirming, and almost no nudity. It's
actually a pretty damned good movie!
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Tilly/Gershon
in "Bound"
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Tilly/Gershon
in "Bound"
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Tilly/Gershon
in "Bound". The nudity was
real, no body doubles, but a lot of it
with close-ups and camera pans. This is
really Gershon, but it took two frames to
show how the pan worked. The other breast
is, of course, Tilly's.
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Aesthetics
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The forgotten
woman of "Basic Instinct",
Jeanne Tripplehorn. These caps are in
chronological order
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn. Her
Douglas bends her over and rips off her
panties.
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn.
Starting the sequence over again, this
time with enlargements.
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn
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"Basic
Instinct", Jeanne Tripplehorn
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Johnny Web
has no site of his own, but I think we
have everything he's ever done in teh
back issues or in the Encyclopedia. If
you like his work and want to see more,
try the search function in the back
issues. Search for "Aesthete".
In addition to more than 300 back issues,
the same site also includes the Fun
House, the Encyclopedia of Naked
Celebrities, the fakes, the Mardi Gras
page, and the rasslin' babes. Click here
to login, sign-up, or get info.
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Late
Breaking News!! |
This just in
from Beercaps! Is this our first Jennifer
Love Hewitt see-thru nipple peak? This
collage of 'caps features Jennifer taking
a shower. If you look toward the upper
right, I think you'll see what we're
talking about!
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From
Graphic Response
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In this first
collage, Graphic once again proves his
talent for vidcapping. Here is Joan
Severance from the movie "Profile
for Murder". It Sucked! I mean Joan
is all about nudity! But this movie had
almost no Severance skin! There was
plenty of other quality nudity, but
that's just not the same. The movie did
feature a scene with Joan masturbating in
the tub, and that scene contained just
about all of her nudity. Since Graphic
put one of those frames into this
collage, you can save yourself the 3
bucks on the rental.
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Something
completely different for GR, a B-Movie
bimbo! Typically Graphic sticks to the
bigger celebs, but we all go off on wild
tangents once in a while, so why not.
From the movie "Lover's Leap",
here is former bunny babe, Carrie
Westcott.
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Another bim
from "Lover's Leap", here is
Sara Suzanne Brown. You may have seen her
before in both parts 1 and 2 of "The
Bikini Car Wash Company", or perhaps
in one of my favorites... "Test Tube
Teens from the Year 2000"!
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. From Scanman
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If you
haven't been to Scanman's site lately
here's a sample of what you've been
missing. He's now pumping out around 100
new, high quality vidcaps a week! Our
first sample offering, long time b-movie
bim, and one of the very few bims in the
biz without implants! Here's Jacqueline
Lovell in some hot lesbo action from
"The Exotic House of Wax".
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More lesbian
lovin' with Jacqueline Lovell and Kim
Dawson from "The Click".
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Another
familiar B-movie celeb, Jennifer Burton.
'Caps from the movie "Play
Time".
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Two more
samples from Scanman's site...here are
softcore 'caps of Olinka Hardiman from
the movie "La Maison des milles et
un plaisirs".
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Olinka
Hardiman from "La Maison des milles
et un plaisirs" #2.
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Fun House
Variety
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So many
models, so little time...here's another
"new to me" babe up on the
runway, Bridget Hall.
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From Master
Bagger, here is the owner of some of the
largest, natural, breasts of any major
league actress in Hollywood...Mimi
Rogers. Master B. 'capped these topless
frames from the movie "Bulletproof
Heart".
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For our Euro
Scoopy fans, Marie Bäumer in vidcaps
from "Männerpension", by
Slartibartfast.
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More finely
engineered, precision built, German
vidcaps by Slartibartfast. Here is
Alexandra Maria Lara in "Mensch,
Pia!".
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Alexandra
Maria Lara in "Mensch, Pia!"
#2, by Slartibartfast.
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Cool
Places To Go! |
Playboy. You
won't find any Playboy pics on this site,
but they have their own website, and have
digitized about everything they have!
Cool! Not free, but reasonable!
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