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"Night Call Nurses"
Night Call Nurses (1972) day two -- Our nurses in this third Corman nurse film, for the first time, don't live together, and don't live in a beach town. Mittie Lawrence is the woman of color, falls for an ex con, and helps him break a black prisoner activist out of the hospital, after the assistant warden shoots him and tells the world it was a suicide attempt. Patty Byrne plays the brunette nurse. She is seeing a doctor, and is also in a therapy group with him, run by a very manipulative therapist, who plays mind games with her. The blonde nurse is played by Alana Stewart, who falls for a patient, who is a shit kicker/long haul trucker, who freaked out from too much speed.
Unknown 2, the group therapy Unknown 2, shows breasts, as do Byrne and Lawrence. Stewart shows breasts and buns. By now, we have a clearly established formula. There will be three nurses, a woman of color, a blonde and a brunette. Two of them will have good other sex relationships, and the third will get screwed. This time, we have a generous dose of humor, such as the older psych patient who is always flashing, and the head nurse isn't nearly as much of a bitch.
IMDB readers have this at 2.9 of 10. The transfer is 4/3, but is not that bad, and the film is technically acceptable, unlike Private Duty Nurses. The plot is a little hard to follow in spots, mainly due to a rather odd technique. There is voice over dialogue from two characters during a montage of their evening together, which ends with the scene where they are actually having the conversation. I found it disorienting. Also, the group therapy sub-plot just suddenly started, with no lead-in, warning.or explanation. Acting ranges from very good (the young trucker) to ok. As far as I am concerned, this is a solid entry in the nurse genre. C.
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"The Young Nurses"
The Young Nurses (1973) is the fourth of the Corman naughty nurse films, and will be the last one I do, as I did Candy Strip Nurses a few months ago when it was released. We again have three nurses, are back at the LA beaches (in this case, Venice and Marina Del Rey) and the head nurse is a bitch again. Angela Gibbs, as the nurse of color, does outcall from the hospital, and gets involved in investigating a drug that is being sold illegally, and killed one of her patients. Her investigation includes an ex boyfriend, who took her to Baja, and bought her a pinata to bring back full of cocaine.
The brunette nurse is played by Ashley Porter, who is a doctor wannabe, and frequently exceeds her authority, ordering treatments that require a doctor. She also volunteers at a women's self help free clinic, where they can't understand why they are broke. It never occurs to them that free clinics don't make money.
The blonde nurse is played by Jean Manson. As the film starts, she is sunbathing topless on a hoby cat, and the guy in the next boat over hits on her. She stands up to put her top back on, providing such a good view that he is hit in the head by the boom and nocked into the water while staring. She dives in and saves him. By the time they get out of the ambulance at the hospital, he has a bleeding hole in his back, but the head injury is mysteriously gone. They, of course, fall in love, despite his overbearing father.
Gibbs shows a breast in a blurry down-blouse scene. Porter shows breasts, buns and brief full-frontal. Manson shows everything, including a lengthy full frontal, frolicking in the surf. Sally Kirkland shows breasts through a bra, and Terrill Maguire shows buns at the clinic, KImberly Hyde shows breasts as a candy stripper who screws a rock star, and several unknowns show breasts and bush seen by Gibbs in a drug induced haze. Thus, we have a nipple count of 14 this time. Both Hyde and Kirkland also appear in Candy Stripe Nurses.
Marina Del Rey is now an exclusive high rent community, but, at the time this film was being made, was just being developed. There were still beach cottages lining the beach access, and the beach was not well used. I personally fished in the surf there, and nude sunbathing was not uncommon. The film claims to have been digitally remastered. There are not many scratched or flakes, but the entire film has color shifter to a hideous green, and they did no color correction. Also, there are lots of focus problems, especially in boat scenes on the water.
IMDB readers have it at 4.3 of 10, but with only 5 votes, the score doesn't mean much. This is a faithful entry in the genre with plenty of nudity, and, for the most part, reasonably well filmed. The plot was pretty tired, and the few attempts at humor fell rather flat. With a better transfer, this would be a C, but, in its green version, it is a D+.
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Movies:
Leaving
Las Vegas (1995)
Nic Cage won an Oscar for his portrayal of a failed movie
studio exec who decides to drink himself to death in Las Vegas.
Elisabeth Shue was the other main character, a prostitute who
establishes a relationship with Cage. Their doomed love story formed
the basis for this exercise in noir Vegas-style.
I know it doesn't sound very good on paper. Don't
be fooled by that. It is richly drawn, with a perfectly realized
Vegas backdrop. Mike Figgis was the auteur, having
directed, and also having written the screenplay and the music. This
film was a success both artistically and financially. Critics liked
it, it won Oscars, and it made a lot of money. I am writing this
eight years later, and Mike Figgis is still trying to prove that it
was not a fluke of some kind. Here are the IMDB ratings for Leaving
Las Vegas and his subsequent films.
- (7.49) -
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
- (6.48) -
Timecode (2000)
- (5.89) -
Miss Julie (1999)
- (5.80) -
One Night Stand (1997)
- (5.07) -
Loss of Sexual Innocence,
The (1999)
- (4.90) -
Hotel
(2001)
Mailbox:
"Scoop- Emy Coligado plays Piama Tananahaakna (Frances'
wife) in Malcolm in the Middle, and IMDb lists one of her credits as
Oriental Blossoms in Asian Pride Porn. Does anyone out there have
any caps of her from this movie?"
Other crap:
What're the odds?
GOLF! Odds to win the US Money
List except for Woods
Odds without Tiger Woods. Closing Date: Mar 13, 2003 08:00
| Bet Selections |
Win Odds |
| Ernie Els |
2.1 |
| Mike Weir |
5.0 |
| Phil Mickelson |
6.0 |
| Vijay Singh |
7.0 |
| David Toms |
11.0 |
| Charles Howell III |
15.0 |
| Davis Love III |
15.0 |
| Jim Furyk |
26.0 |
| Sergio Garcia |
34.0 |
| Retief Goosen |
34.0 |
| Chris DiMarco |
34.0 |
| Jerry Kelly |
51.0 |
| Kyoung Ju Choi |
51.0 |
| Scott Hoch |
51.0 |
| Justin Leonard |
67.0 |
| Robert Allenby |
67.0 |
| Chris Riley |
81.0 |
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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- Amber Smith...Amber fans, hold on to your mice! The supermodel-turned actress looking very hot in a sex scene from "Star Struck" aka "Deception".
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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Bree Turner
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A Happy belated Birthday to the hot blonde starlet (she turned 26 yesterday). Vidcaps of her soaking wet t-shirt in scenes from "Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo".
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Elizabeth Berkley
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Unknown
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From the Oliver Stone movie, "Any Given Sunday". Both ladies are topless, Berkley also shows some bum in link #1.
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Halle Berry
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The topless and undies scenes we all know and love from "Swordfish".
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Laura Lane, Debbi Entin and Natalie Sokolova
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aka...some assorted partially nekkid pool babes. Also from "Swordfish".
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Melissa George
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Natalie Bollard
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Both ladies look great topless in scenes from the cool sci-fi movie "Dark City".
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'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we return to "Bacchanales Sexuelles".
First up Marie-French Morel becomes a "Babe in Bondage" and gets a little whipping to boot.
Then it's on to some serious lovemaking featuring Minia Malove, and that's not a lollipop in her mouth folks.
- Marie-French Morel
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- Minia Malove
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| Gisele Bundchen |
The very sexy über-model showing some partial breast exposure in a Dior ad. Another great scan from the master of fashion scans, Blackshine.
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| Keeley Hawes |
The UK actress posing topless in this collage of B&W scans, by Chumba.
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| More Girls Gone Wild |
Assorted drunk chicks showing off their boobs, shaving skills and vaginal piercings.
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Kathleen Kinmont
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Barbara Crampton |
Both busty babes topless in scenes from the 1985 Spring Break classic, "Fraternity Vacation"
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| Britney Spears |
Britney barely dressed on the pages of the April '03 issue of Glamour magazine.
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| Ophélie Winter |
The gorgeous French actress and singer showing just a little cleavage.
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Juli Ashton
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The popular adult film star posing topless in #1 and mostly full frontal in link #2.
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Allison Dunbar
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Topless in 'caps from "Time of Her Time" (1999), by Señor Skin. Call me nutty, but the toplessness combined with the nerd glasses make her even more hot.
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| Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
TERRORISM BOOSTS SALES OF BULLETPROOF CARS
Only Celebrities And Cockroaches Will Survive - A company called Secure
Cars Worldwide can barely keep up with orders for armored cars and limos.
Ford, GM and BMW are also introducing cars that cost hundreds of thousands
of dollars, but are bulletproof, grenade-proof, and in case of gas attack,
hermetically-sealed. They're selling to CEOs and Hollywood stars afraid of
terrorism and rappers afraid of drive-by shootings.
Hold on! They're terrorist-proof, not rapper-proof!
Hollywood stars are so demanding...They want these cars to be
convertibles.
Now, Hollywood stars can take terrorist-proof limos to the rallies where
they tell us there's no need to fight terrorists.
I'd rather face a gas attack than be in a hermetically-sealed car with
Russell Crowe.
CAR ENTHUSIASTS RECOGNIZE CARS BEFORE PEOPLE
This Marriage Needs A Tune-Up - A study by Vanderbilt University and the
University of Colorado found that people who are really into cars use the
same part of their brains to recognize car models that they use to
recognize faces. What's more, when asked to recognize both simultaneously,
they recognized the cars faster than the people. This means that a real
motor nut can identify, say, a BMW Z8 quicker than he can his own wife.
That's because he spends a lot more time thinking about BMW Z8s.
Ironically, she married him because he had a BMW Z8.
This took two universities? Jay Leno's wife could've told you that.
"MILLIONAIRE" LOSER STRIPS FOR PLAYBOY
Fairy Tail - New York magazine reports that "Joe Millionaire" runner-up
Sarah Kozar, who proudly noted that there was no nudity in her fetish
films, agreed to appear topless in Playboy for $500,000. She turned down
$1 million to pose completely nude
She didn't want to have bare feet this time.
See! She TOLD us she wouldn't sell her body for money!
Now Evan gets the best of both worlds: he's dating the good girl, but he
gets to see the bad girl's breasts.
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