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Krista Allen
as "Emmanuelle in Space"
All comments by Brainscan
One reviewer said of Patricia’s Arquette’s
performance in Lost Highway that her breasts and bum
appeared so often in the movie they should have gotten
separate billing. Heaven only knows what the reviewer
might have said about Krista Allen if he had watched any
of the Emmanuelle in Space series.
Those who wrote (?) and directed (?!) the series had a
1960’s Playboy mentality that guys like breasts, yes
indeed, so let’s show ‘em as many as we can, as often as
we can, and let’s forget about anything south of the
belly button.
Take One Last Fling
(Emmanuelle 6) as a real good example. Krista
is in 8 scenes that make up a total of more than
15 minutes of on-screen breast time, which really should
earn each of them separate billing - Krista B-1 and
Krista B-2 - but you could search high and low and find
maybe four seconds of any other B.
Same is true for any other actress in this, the last of
the series, with only Stacey Leigh Mobley (pornstar
Holly Hollywood) providing some brief moments of greater
exposure.
There are breasts from Jennifer
Burton and Debra Beatty as well as Stacey Mobley's
lower body shown above
Burton
Beatty
Because the camera does linger a bit at the back end of
an actor or two, you get the sense the series was made
for couples, but Ms. Allen was 21 when she appeared in
it and she was gorgeous and she has gone on to a
successful career in Hollywood, so I am guessing the
main audience for any of these episodes is us, the
readers of the Funhouse.
Earlier episodes of the series had a couple of triple B
scenes, with Krista Allen in one and a trio of women in
another. Krista's is in an episode entitled The Meaning of Love, which is
nothing more than a retrospective of scenes from past
episodes held together - ever so tenuously - with a
narrative of things such as, “Remember that time in
Paris” or “Let’s study the first time we met in
Athens”. Okay, fine, nothing new if you have seen
the others, but still really worth a look-see. Krista’s
scene, lifted from the original episode called
Concealed Fantasy, is in a shower, filmed with the most
common technique used by the rando they pulled off the
street and stuck behind the camera, which is go ‘round
and ‘round with some sort of dangling shit between
Krista and the lens. Impossible to complain too
much because she looks great and the camera does capture
about every inch of her.
Second scene has Stacey
Mobley again and Tiendra Demian and Kimberly Rowe
from an episode called A Time To
Dream. The three of them dance in the
buff in front of some guy
while Lori Morrissey and Debra Beatty loll around as he
just lays there. Doesn’t move a muscle, or
apparently anything else. Cinema verite’ at its
finest.
This one-guy-multiple-gal thing is a staple of the
series. One might be tempted to call them orgies,
but one would be wrong. They are what a
10-year-old boy with no internet connection thinks
orgies ought to be.
Anyway, that’s my view on Emmanuelle in Space.
Take away Krista Allen and no one, certainly not little
ol’ me, would pay a nanosecond’s attention to any of it.
Did anyone mention she was gorgeous? Must have
been me.
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