Worst actor of the century: Costner, Shatner, Prince, Stallone, Pauly Shore. (You guys chose Pauly. I would have substituted Tom Arnold for Prince, because if you include Prince, then you have to include other non-actors like Shaq and Vanilla Ice, who were both worse than Prince.)

Worst actress of the century: Berkley, Bo, Madonna, Brooke Shields, Pia Zadora. (You guys chose Rosie O'Donnell, but four of those five finished in your top 10, excluding only Brooke. Personally, I don't think any of them hold a candle to Sofia Coppola).

Worst Picture of 1999: Big Daddy, Blair Witch, The Haunting, Phantom menace, Wild Wild West. (We didn't vote specifically on this topic, but I could name many worse than Big Daddy. For example: Crazy in Alabama, The Mod Squad, 200 Cigarettes, Message in a Bottle .... )

Worst actress of 1999: Heather Donohue, Melanie Griffith, Milla, Sharon Stone, Zeta-Jones.

Worst actor of 1999: Costner, Kline, Sandler, Schwarzenegger, Robin Williams

Worst screen couple of 1999: Brosnan/Richards, Connery/Zeta, Kline/Smith, Lloyd/Portman, Lili Taylor and Zeta

Worst new star of the decade: Berkley, Coppola, Rodman, Pauly Shore, Ahmed Best. (These are the perfect five choices, IMO. Mr Best is the voice fo Jar-jar Binks)

Worst picture of the decade: Burn Hollywood Burn, Hudson Hawk, The Postman, Showgirls, Striptease. (I agree with the incredibly bad Burn Hollywood, and maybe the two strip movies, but those other guys don't hold a candle to Kazaam or The Mod Squad or Wild Wild West, just to name three of many stinkers in the decade)

This is the scene that bugged me the most. I must admit that the first time I viewed this movie I fast forwarded through this scene after I ogled Nicole's see-through nighty thing for a minute or two. Sorry, but I was bored. Watching the scene fly by in fast forward, I thought that Nicole was telling Tom that she cheated on him and that's what made Dr Tom so distraught, wandering the streets at night and looking for trouble. For some reason, I went back and actually watched the scene and (am I wrong?) she only fantasized about this guy but she did tell Tom that, at the time, she would've left her family for the handsome stranger if he had only asked. Big whoop! This is what I meant about the film having no balls. Yeah, the remark about leaving her family was cruel but jeez...Kubrick should've had her actually sleep with the guy, and maybe have a vidtape or something. Y'know? Something to really punch Tom in the gut, kind of like that Jeff Goldblum movie "Into The Night" where the insomniac Goldblum comes home early to catch his beautiful wife screwing her fat co-worker, leading him into a similar night wandering the streets having adventures. Made ya feel for the guy. Anyway, the other thing that bugged me about this scene is that, apparently no one associated with this movie ever smoked dope because frankly, I've never seen anyone smoke pot and get into an argument like this. Nicole's definitely never touched the stuff, her acting seemed more derivative of a booze sodden Liz Taylor than any pot smoker I've ever met. This scene bugged me more than any other in the movie. Nicole did look great though. See-through and Nicole "tweaks" her own nipples.

(Scoop's comments: I agree with Mongoose about the dope. Despite Kubrick's alleged attention to detail, he didn't understand the rhythm and mood of dope conversations, and neither did Cruise/Kidman. I don't agree with Mongoose on the infidelity. If my wife told me she cheated on me once, and it was great fucking - well, so what? I'd be ticked, but I'd get over it. Who the hell wouldn't cheat in the right circumstances? Can I say I never would, no matter what? World keeps turning, doesn't it? But to have the love of my life tell me she would have walked out forever, abandoned me and the kids for one night with this guy ... that I'd take hard. Because he didn't just get her body - he got to her deeper than I ever have in all our time together.

I didn't think this scene was dull. I found it very powerful emotionally, and beautiful visually. I did find it confusing that Cruise was so unsophisticated and naive for a successful doctor. His reactions sounded like a teenager from 1964. Now if you want to talk about dull scenes, how about when Kidman danced with the allegedly-but-obviously-not-Hungarian guy and he moved and talked in slow motion for a few minutes! I .. must .... see .... you ...... again. Now THAT was dull! I felt like finishing his sentences for him, like when Bob and Ray did the interview with the guy from the "slow talkers of America", and the interviewer was too impatient to wait for the end of the sentence.)

I find it ironic that Dr Tom Cruise was so upset that his wife was fantasizing about having sex with a stranger that he felt compelled to crash a sex party, and yet me, you and Tom get to watch his real-life wife laying back with her panties really off and some guy really put his hand up in her crotch. I said I wasn't going to talk much about this movie didn't I? I'll shut up now... Nicole naked in some damn blue lighting that made it hard to cap.

Leelee Sobieski in her undies. This and the later scene with Leelee were the most unsettling for me. First you think she's just a lolita nympho, then you find out that her dad's actually selling her ass. Sue Lyon would've never...

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If have the right flick, this has the funniest promotional trailer of any movie I can remember. In the movie, Glover is on a toilet which is set to explode if he gets up. In the trailer they simply show the toilet flying through the air, and landing on a car, and the announcer's deep voice says "Lethal Weapon 2 - this time they're not taking any crap." The nudity comes from Patsy Kensit, who co-starred in this one with Danny Glover and Melly Gibson and Joey Pesci and Derricky O'Connor. Hold on to your hat - you won't believe it if you haven't seen the film, but Pesci is almost kinda sorta OK in this, in a Dudley Moore kinda way. NEW FEATURE. If you love Tuna's work but are daunted by the quantity of his output, this might help. Click here for a thumbnail index of all of Tuna's pics from this film. Study the index first, the download the ones you want Patsy Kensit (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14)