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"Fair Game", from Tuna
I've discussed this
before. It is Cindy Crawford's big starring role.
I don't think she was all that bad, but you guys
voted this performance as one of the worst ever
in one of our polls. Anyway, she showed some
flesh.
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Cindy Crawford (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16)
pictures
and words with ... Stone Cold
Scoop, I finally got to
this month's Celebrity Sleuth. Sorry it took me a
while, but I'm pretty busy now that I'm dating
Hilary Clinton.
Oh, I don't really have
to fuck her or anything. I just have to be seen
with her, and I get paid for it. I didn't have no
mofo'n job anyway, and I read in the New York
Post that she can't win in New York unless she
get like 99% of the black and Jewish vote. Then I
got wind that she goin' around from synagogue to
synagogue looking for a dark face, so she can
kill two birds with one li'l Sammy Davis-lookin'
stone. I figure, why not me. So I heard from my
man Ice, he work in a hotel where some of her
staff stayin', that she gonna be at Temple
Beth-Davidtz, down by the Guggenheim, which not
too far from my place, so I rush down there in
that suit I stole - which I figure is good cuz I
stole it from a Jewish tailor anyway, so I'm
profilin' right, and when I get there I forgot
that everyone got to wear one of them Yamaha's,
and I ain't got one. So I ask some cracka in the
back where I can get a Yamaha real flush, but he
look at me like I'm Hannibal Lecter, and he start
to give me his watch and his wallet. But I just
run out there and grab a quick cab to FAO
Schwartz, and I buy one of them propellor beanies
and rip off the propellor, so now I'm lookin'
right and I'm cabbin' it back up 5th Avenue to
the Temple.
Well, Hilary spot me in
the crowd, not that hard to do, and she just
smitten. After the ceremonial talkin' done, she
come up and ask my name, and I freeze up and
can't think of nothin' so I say Menachem Cold,
cuz I can't think of no Jewish guys with fly
nicknames. I draw some luck and she laughs one of
them satanic laughs, and drags me off with her
people. I say this is luck because I could never
convince them Jewish mofos that I was a member in
good standing of the Temple, but I knew how to
bullshit Hilary's people. So I start to do a
Sammy Davis impersonation, 'n slappin' my knee
an' shit, and for all they know I could be the
mofo'n Rabbi of Rabbis.
Now Hilary got me on her
arm wherever she go, and I get paid a thousand a
day plus expenses, and they offered me more if I
fuck her, and I'm thinkin' about it, but her
calves almost as big around as my dick, so I need
to do some more thinkin' about that shit, but I
need to think fast because she get tense from sex
frustration, and she already throwing stuff
around. One of her aides already got ash tray
burns all over his body, and her manager tell me
I got to decide cuz' if I won't fuck her maybe
they need someone else for the job. Maybe I'll
just quit, cuz' the staff keep bringing me kosher
food, and it ain't easy to convince people I like
it. I can't get down them matzoh balls without
some BBQ sauce from my man, Snuffy, who make the
best BBQ anywhere. And I can't eat them
gafiltered fish unless I take a big sip of Grape
Crush after every bite. That is some nasty-ass
shit right there. I'll keep you posted.
Here's the mofo'n
pictures.
First, Sleuth got some
Brazilian suga name Tiazinha, which mean Little
Auntie in Brazilian. She got a game show where
she wear some thongs and hang her butt out, and
if you get a question wrong she whip your ass
with a for real whip. And also she look a lot
better than mofo'n Regis. (#1, #2, #3, #4)
The Worm found his dream
bride all right. This girl not just any bim. She
like Queen Bim. After a love battle with Worm,
Electra snuck out for a little action with Tommy
Lee. So I think we can pin down what she want
from her man. Plenty of tats, crazy hair, big
dick, IQ in single figures. She gonna have to
stay with Worm. Nobody else to meet her demanding
standards. (#1, #2)
Porn again, part 1.
After something like 13 years, Ginger Lynn now
back in the porn game. I guess she stayed in
shape by bein' Charlie Sheen's woman for a while.
Here's some of her ancient porno ass in action
(first two) and just posing (last two). (#1, #2, #3, #4)
Porn again, part 2.
Ginger be lookin like a spring chicken compared
to Marilyn Chambers. This suga also back to porn
in somethin' name a "Still Insatiable".
A lot of years, and a lot of fried chicken later.
(#1,#2)
But Chambers herself be
jailbait compared to Mamie van Doren. This supposed to be the first
full-frontals she ever done. Mebbe so, but this
gal so old her wrinkles got wrinkles. I looked it
up. When she was born, Roosevelt was just
starting his first term. That a lot of years to
wait to show off that ol' gray suga.
This supposed to be Rene Russo in her modelin' days.
This supposed to be Andie MacDowell in her own
modelin' days. I
just scan 'em scoop, I can't validate 'em.
According to Mister
Sleuth, Francine Lewis is known for two things.
Number one, she on some UK TV show name a
Generation Game. Number two, she famous in the
London gossip columns for givin' head to
Dicaprio. Her mamma mus be proud. She do got some
decent guns. (#1,#2)
According to Mister
Sleuth, Padma is a hot new supermodel.(#1,#2)
This ain't from Sleuth.
I had some pictures of Annie Morton sitting
around my hard drive. I forgot to send them to
you long time back. (#1, #2, #3, #4)
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