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Scoops,
I just saw "Resident Evil" starring Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez and it was great!
As the end was coming closer, there is a scene where Milla's character is tied up and laying on a gurney. She is only wearing a very tiny white blanket to cover up her sexyness..... and guess what? She is completely naked under that blanket!
As she unties herself, she tries to stand up, but her character is so drugged that she falls to the ground. When she falls, the blanket "blows up" and reveals the goods!.
In the beginning of the movie, there is also a visible nipple as Milla's character tosses on a robe after a shower.
Enjoy the 'caps!
- StereoX
- Milla Jovovich naked in Resident Evil!!! Breasts in #1, pubes in #2!
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| Tuna
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"2001: A Space Travesty"
2001: A Space Travesty (2000) is yet another entry in the long line of Leslie Nielsen spoofs, and far from the best. Nielsen is sent to a distant planet to rescue president Clinton and expose the Clinton clone. Other than breasts and buns from Alexandra Kamp, and some good alien costumes, there is nothing worth seeing here. Most of the attempts at humor were slapstick, and not even good slapstick. IMDB readers say 2.4 of 10, with nearly half of those voting giving the lowest possible score of 1. This is an F, and not worth even a free rental.
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"18 Again"
18 Again (1988) starred a then 81 year old George Burns, who changes bodies with his college freshman grandson (Charlie Schlatter) after an accident. With natural charm and ability, burns turns Charlie's life around from being a nerd and kind of a loser to the most popular guy on campus, track star, and dating the most beautiful woman on campus. Through most of the film, Burns is doing voice-over -- supposedly his thoughts inside his grandson's body.
I am a huge fan of the late George Burns, but was not impressed with this film. His comedy timing was still evident, but the material was not dry enough to fit his sense of humor. The only exposure was breasts and buns from Connie Gauthier as a model in an art class. IMDB readers say 4.8 of 10, and Ebert agrees at 1 1/2 stars. I have to give it a C-, as a technically ok comedy starring one of the all-time greats, but very short on substance or humor.
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"Little Mother"
Little Mother (1973) is a Bradley Metzger film, but more serious than many of his efforts. It tells the story of Little Mother (Christiane Krüger), wife of the president of some eastern European nation, who has just found out she is dying. Her hopes of being Vice President are shattered both because of her illness, and because the military won't accept a female leader. So she decides she wishes to be canonized a saint to earn her permanent popularity. Just one small problem with her plan. Her climb from poverty to her position involved doing things that were not very saintly, so she makes a concerted effort to erase some of her past.
Among her small peccadillos are murder, prostitution, sleeping her way to the top, giving her virgin girlfriend to a bunch of drunken officers to deflower at a party, and torturing her enemies to get her way. Her sexual exploits are depicted in flashbacks, and we get frequent views of her breasts, as well as a lengthy scene with all three Bs. IMDB readers give it 6.1 of 10. Some think it was based on the life of Evita Peron. The new DVD release is mastered from a recently discovered 35 mm print in pretty decent shape, but is still not the best quality. The noise, darkness, and lack of saturation, as well as some audio problems, detracted from the film, but I sound it engrossing even with the problems. C+
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| Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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MOVIES:
Three new DVDs which will hit the stores Tuesday:
Salmonberries (1991). Scoopy Jr told me that Trey Parker has a
theory that all independent movies are about gay cowboys eating jello. Not so.
This one is about gay eskimos eating jelly. That's very different. Jelly, not
jello.
The film creates a mood of isolation and longing and loneliness in some
god-awful small hamlet in Alaska, using the stark arctic landscapes and k.d.
lang's plaintive singing for backdrop. My reaction to this film was about the
same as my reaction to Soderbergh's "The Limey" - "OK, the technique is
brilliant, but wouldn't the story unfold better with simpler technique? Don't
the fancy camera set-ups and the fantasy sequences actually get in the way?"
This film is too arty for its own good. so avoid it unless you really like that
kind of stuff, in which case it has some real strengths. I liked it and hated
it alternately.
Boxcar Bertha (1972) - This was a typical Corman drive-in
extravaganza from the early 70's. After the success of Bonnie and Clyde, Corman
made about three or four thousand movies about glamorous, loveable criminals.
This one, however, has three very strong positives
- Not many honored mainstream actresses have a film like this in their
past. Barbara Hershey prances around naked in a couple of scenes.
- Hershey and Carradine were actually doin' the nasty on camera. (as they
both have admitted)
- The film was directed by one of the greatest directors who ever lived,
Martin Scorcese, before he became successful. There are signs of brilliance
in some of his set pieces. He storyboarded several scenes beautifully. By the
way, you will see Scorcese acting in collages #7 and #9. He played a brothel
customer, and did a sex scene with a topless Barbara Hershey! As Mel Brooks
would say, it's good to be the king.
- Barbara Hershey
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Soul Man (1986) I don't
know how many times Jr and I have made fun of this film. This is the one in
which C. Thomas Howell pretends to be a black guy to get a minority
scholarship to Harvard Law. No nudity. It's too complicated to explain in a
few words. Read the long review if it interests you.
Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined
there might be something of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
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- Angie Everhart topless in the real stinker of a straght-to-vid sequel, "The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option". aka "The Substitue part 4".
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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Scoops,
Got two sorts of things for you and the readers today. First up, the continuing saga of "Timegate: Tales of the Saddletramps". This time 'round we have Kim Yates, one of the most active B movie bims out there in B movie land. Tuna sent me over 250 frames from this movie, exactly 100 of which were of Kim. I put the best 35 together in a series of collages.
Good news: the original frames were photo-quality stuff and Kim has a nice set of mid-sized, all-natural hooties.
Bad news: the only frames south of the border either hide the goodies or make it clear Kim was wearing one of those muff patches.
What's up with that? See, the way I figure, a set of Jennifer Connelly-quality hooters is like a 95 mph fastball with serious movement on the way to the plate: it will get you into the majors even if you couldn't catch a cold or hit sand when you fell off a camel. An example is the Hefmag: the larger a Hefmate's hooters are the less likely you are to see bum; the smaller they are the more likely. In other words, you gotta have other assets if the fastball just isn't there. Well, Kim's fastball is low 80's quality, so where's the glove and stick? In this movie, they are left in the dugout.
The second batch of things marks the return of Brainscan to the game of capping his own damn stuff. Thanks to some encouragement from Tuna and some help from one of the guys in the shop I got my G4 to act nice and capture frames from DVD.
First movie I chose to cap was "Play It To the Bone". Although IMDB rates it only in the low 5's, I found this movie to be far above average. The story has Woody Harrelson and Antonia Banderas as best-friends, over-the-hill boxers, barely making ends meet in L.A. Each had once been a serious contender but that was in the days before they pissed off the major promoter. Scheduled to appear in an undercard, preceding a Mike Tyson bout in Las Vegas are two boxers who become permanently indisposed. Woody and Antonio are called at the last possible moment to replace them. A good bit of the movie involves the two of them and Lolita Davidovich as a former girlfriend to each, traveling the freeway
from L.A. to Vegas. They do the trip in Lolita's 442, a bad-ass car for a bad-ass woman. And make damn sure, Lolita plays a wonderful bad-ass gal, with an abiding affection for both fighters. Along the way we learn of each boxer's history, the trio picks up Lucy Liu, Lolita hates her and then slugs her and they pull into Vegas for one of the best choreographed fight scenes this side of Darth Maul and Obiwan. The movie, from start to finish is honest and gritty, and it is often clever. Four out of five stars from
this boy.
When it comes to exposure, let's start with the Lolita Davidovich, cleavage only, and Lucy Liu in a zipless fuck scene with Woody Harrelson. No one gets nekkid in this behind-the-service-station sport-humpin' escapade, but Lucy looks marvelous.
Movin' on to some exposure: two beeootiful babes are ringcard girls, showing some bum in their gold outfits. The two are credited as Veronica Becerra and Denise Pernula but I dunno which is which.
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| Palrune
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In the history of the Fun House, the movie "Sirens" is definitely a contender for the "most vidcapped movie ever" award, and with good reason.....Really hot women get nekkid a lot!
Palrune did a fantastic job with all of these images! You can't go wrong with any of them.
- Elle Macpherson
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- Portia De Rossi
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- Tara Fitzgerald
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- Kate Fisher
- The Sirens posing together
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Emily Bergl
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She's probably best known as the lead character in "The Rage: Carrie 2". But since there are wedding videos that have seen more screen time, I won't be surprised if you don't know who she is (I had to look her up myself). Anyway...here she is topless in scenes from "Chasing Sleep" (2000).
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Katherine Lang
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Very nice topless and thong views as she gets it on with Skeet "The Skeetmeister" Ulrich in scenes from "Soul Assassin" (2001).
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Jess Walton
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Topless and some rear nudity (links 6 and 7) in scenes from "Monkeys in the Attic" (1974).
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Scoop!
I was in the check out line today when I saw the cover of The Star tabloid. On the cover they claim that there are nude photos of Jennifer Aniston! Can it be true?!
Here's a link to The Star with Anniston on the cover.
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Hey Scoop,
Just a short note of information for scanners that contribute to the Funhouse. We publish every two weeks a review of men's magazines - usually around 60 a month covering just about every American and foreign edition of all the men's magazines on the market and available in the US. The reviews list who is in the magazines, if they're nude or not and rates the magazines for overhaul babe content. The reviews are written by Steve Sullivan who has published a number of books on glamour models. It's a free service to anyone who is interested by clicking here.
Hope that helps some of the guys figure out which magazines are worth buying and which are not.
Magicman
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Scoops,
I'm looking for a high-quality scan of the photo of Allison Janney of "West Wing" fame reading a newspaper and wearing nothing but a smile. No nudity, but sexy as hell. The photo ran in More magazine last summer. Much appreciated.
3finger
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