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"Country Blue"
Country Blue (1973) is every bit a typical southern drive-in film, taking place in the rural south, with lots of poor folks, dirt track racing, corrupt law enforcement, and a whole bunch of car chases. As the film opens, Bobby Lee (Jack Conrad) has just been released from prison, and returned to get a job as a mechanic with Jumpy (Dub Taylor), his old boss, former outlaw, and father of his true love Ruthann (Rita George), who is unfortunately married. There is only one solution for all of this. Bobby Lee will rob a bank with Ruthann, and the two of them will escape in style to Mexico, where she can get a quickie divorce, and the two can live happily ever after.
The rob the bank, but get very little money, and manage to lose Jumpie's truck in the process. They are off to Mexico, when they read in the paper that the bank manager duped them out of most of the money in the bank. Bobby Lee has his principles, and won't have no damn bank manager laughing at him, so they return and rob the same bank. After that, things do not go well for the star-crossed lovers.
Rita George, better known for her appearances in 70s TV, showed her left breast in a love scene.
IMDb readers say 2.1. which is totally unwarranted. First, Dub Taylor is a staple of these films, and always worth watching, Second, Souther Drive-In movies are a genre unto themselves. While they did ok as second features to other exploitation genres in other areas, they played every drive-in in every small southern town, and always made money. This is no worse than others of the genre. I suppose it has a very limited audience today, which might explain the low score, but met all the genre requirements in the 70s. This is a C.
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Yesterday we had Bobbie Phillips in "The Hustle", today we have her in "Cheyenne" a western and once again she gives us a peek at her rather impressive boobs.
Today we also have Lana Antonova...aka Lana Novac. Here she is showing some breast exposure in "Hitman's Code" (aka "The Face of the Serpent").
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'Caps and comments by Dann:
"American Pie Presents Band Camp"
OK, you figure: fourth in a series, only a couple of original cast members appear, stars are people you've never heard of, and worst of all, it's a direct-to-video release; no way this thing's going to be very good, or very funny. Well, it's not the original American Pie, to be sure, but in fact it is pretty good, and very funny.
After turning the graduation ceremonies into a shambles, Matt Stifler, chip-off-the-old-block younger brother of Pie's Steve Stifler, is sent to summer band camp as an alternative to being expelled. If he screws up there, he's toast next school year.
Faced with being labeled a "bandie", Matt decides to wire the camp with hidden video cameras to make a "Bandies Gone Wild" videotape. Not surprisingly, he finds plenty of material, until things take an unexpected turn.
This is a funny and well-done teen comedy that maintains at least the general crazy ambiance of the original. Arielle Kebbel, who I've never heard of before, is great as the up-tight drum major, and cute as a bug's ear.
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Pat's comments in yellow...
"SOUTH PARK" SCIENTOLOGY EPISODE CENSORED
Cowardly Central - "South Park" is continuing to pay the price for daring
to mock Scientology. Comedy Central was scheduled to repeat the "Trapped
in the Closet" episode that lampooned the cult and its famous acolyte, Tom
Cruise, but Comedy Central quietly yanked it. The Hollywood Interrupted
website claims that Paramount and South Park sources told them Cruise
threatened their parent company Viacom that he would refuse to do any
publicity for "Mission Impossible 3" if the episode aired again.
* He'll just stay home in the closet.
* Question: Do they really WANT him to promote the movie, like he did for
"War of the Worlds?"
* It's especially ironic since that episode of "South Park" is 1,000 times
more entertaining than that movie will be.
* The PR department's impossible mission: to make Tom Cruise not look like
a humorless, egomaniacal wank.
NOTE! Once again, to learn all about Scientology, visit
www.xenu.net
NEVERLAND RANCH CLOSED PERMANENTLY?
Beat It! - Fox News claims that Michael Jackson has shut down Neverland
Ranch for good. They say he somehow paid their mandated back pay and
insurance, possibly with a loan from his sister Janet. Then, he had his
longtime loyal employees called to Neverland and told they were being laid
off. While Jackson tools around Bahrain in a chauffeured Bentley provided
by Prince Abdullah, his workers will get no severance or pensions, even
those near retirement age. All they can do is apply for unemployment.
* Or finally start writing those tell-all books...
* Even the Elephant Man had to pack his trunk.
* It's hard to leave after so many golden memories, like all the fun time
they spent installing locks and soundproofing on Michael's bedroom.
GRANDPA A PORN STAR
The Next Viagra Spokesman - David Bozdoganov, a 75-year-old grandfather,
has become a porn star in Russia by mistake. He wandered into an audition
at a porn video company after mistaking their ad for a muscleman show. The
director said he was watching couples simulate sex when he saw an old guy
standing in the back, walked over to ask him to leave and noticed "this
massive package straining against his trousers." He said, "I thought, now,
this could be an original idea,' and I was right." All his movies, such as
"The Old Neighbor," have been hits; although the director said his female
co-stars complain about the smell because he believes in the benefits of
garlic and rubs it on his manhood before sex scenes.
* He thinks that's why they call it a "head" of garlic.
* And for lubricant, he rubs it with castor oil.
* If he were just 20 years older, he'd be Anna Nicole Smith's dream man.
* Young women having sex with a horny old guy for money...These may be the
most realistic movies ever made.
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