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Spider's Web
I spent just a few more minutes on this film when my e-mail correspondent
finally convinced me what was so special about the unrated version. There are
about four frames which show Kari Wuhrer's bumhole, and they were cut from the
Region 2 DVD.
Therefore:
Tuna and I reviewed this film
long ago, and we both liked it, which is pretty damned rare for a grade-B
straight-to-vid. I felt it would have been watchable as a thriller even without
the nudity, which is my basic screening criterion for a top-notch erotic
thriller, so the sex and nudity was icing on the cake. It's not a classic erotic
thriller like Body Heat or Body Double, but it's in the second tier with films
like Sea of Love, except that Blonde Baldwin is no Pacino.
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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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Broken English
Broken English (1996) is a New Zealand drama highlighting racial problems
among Croatian immigrants, Chinese, and Maori. It's told from the point of
view of Aleksandra Vujcic, the mature and ripe daughter of a Croatian
immigrant (Rade Serbedzija). No matter how much the overbearing Rade tries to
control her, she has decided it is time to leave the nest. She works in a
Chinese restaurant, and agrees to accept money to marry the boyfriend of one
of the waitresses so he can obtain residency (her mother was born in New
Zealand, so she is a citizen). This gives her enough money to move out from
her father's house, and move in with the new Maori cook, Julian Arahanga. Once
Julian finds out exactly how bad her father is, he tries to break it off, but
that is before everyone discovers she is pregnant.
I will admit to a weakness for films with cross-cultural themes, and it was
nice to see the star crossed lovers win one for a change, but it was the
acting that really made this film for me. Rade Serbedzija has incredible
screen presence and power, and sells every part I have ever seen him play.
Julian Arahanga was superb, and had huge chemistry with the beautiful
Aleksandra Vujcic, who also sold the role. The one sex scene that included
nudity really sizzled, and ended when the bed collapsed. This is likely the
scene that earned the film its NC-17 rating, although I have seen similar
material in-R rated films.
- The proper score is likely a C, but will be most appreciated by those
who like cross-cultural themes and insights.
- IMDb readers say 6.6, and it won numerous technical and acting awards.
- It's only available in a Region 4 PAL DVD.
Here is a link to the exclusive American importer.
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Yo soy la Juani
Juani (Veronica Echegui) lives at home with her loser father and
stoic mother. She works as a checkout girl in an electronics store in
the Spanish provinces. Her gorilla-like b.f., Jonah (Dani Martin) has
his mind on cars, sex and jealousy. Juani's best friend Vani (Laya
Marti), who is obsessed with having a boob job, goes out with Nacho. The
tedium of pueblo existence is well-rendered. When Vani is violently
attacked by Nacho, and Juani finds Jonah having sex with another girl,
Vani and Juani head to Madrid, where, they follow different paths. Vani
falls in love, while Juani falls into the clutches of a slimeball film
producer.
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Notes and collages
"Farscape" - Part 8
Season 2, Episodes 3
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Rome really stepped up the nudity on Sunday, with
some goodies from three actresses, and an especially memorable effort from Alice
Henley and Drusilla.
Here
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Alice Henley |
Alice Henley |
Lyndsey Marshal |
Zuleikha Robinson |
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Gry Bay and Eileen Daly in All About Anna. This is
another one of those films which was marketed as starring mainstream actors ion
explicit sex scenes. Of course, to me Gry Bay is not a mainstream actress. She's
just another complete unknown, so All About Anna is just another medium core
porn film. Anyway, here's
all the goodies in a massive download.
This is really
a great clip of
Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan. No nudity, but just about the hottest
non-nude clip ever. I haven't seen the film yet, but this may be the most unabashedly sleazy
movie since Wild
Things.
Hot off the presses,
Sarah Parish in Recovery, a brand
new BBC drama. Sarah is beloved of Brit-nerds for her appearance on Doctor Who.
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Mimi Rogers in Rapture (full screen) |
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Drew Barrymore in Doppelganger |
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Here's Mr Skin's take on Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas: |
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Spanish Speakers
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Cecilia Roth in Lucia, Lucia |

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