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Always From Darkness
2011
Brainscan's
notes:
Violetta Storms in
Always From Darkness
carries a couple of
lessons worth knowing:
1) If you take women
who have intentions to
do this acting thing
all serious-like and
pay them almost
nothing, they will not
take off their clothes
on camera.
Always From Darkness
has several very nice
looking women who
might sorta act okay
someday if they manage
to stay in the
business but none of
them gets anywhere
near to being
naked. A woman
who is very used to
getting all sorts of
naked - that would be
Violetta Storms
- does take off
her top for a while,
in a part listed as
Vampire
Succubus. And I
know what you're
thinking. She's
a vampire. Of
course she's going to
succubus on
someone.
Duh. A quick
search of the web
indicates Violetta is
a woman who has
stripped in front of
most cameras
manufactured or sold
in North
America. So
that's the first
thing: you pay next to
nothing and gals who
think of themselves as
legitimate actresses
will stay clothed so
you have to rely on a
professional
clothing-removal
specialist; 2) Making
movies must be
difficult. Or,
at least, making good
movies must
difficult. They
must be difficult to
write and difficult to
shoot and difficult to
edit. Must be,
because if all that
were easy, movies as
downright shitty as
Always From Darkness
would not be made, by
anyone, ever, for any
reason. One
scene of some 20
minutes length sums it
all up. In it, a
group of people sit
around a table lit
only with candles and
talk about nonsense in
a way that makes it oh
so painfully obvious
they knew the camera
was running. And
since they just sit
there, in the dark,
flapping their gums,
the director or the
director of
photography or perhaps
one of their mom's
cousin's best friend's
neighbor from
Waycross, Georgia
keeps moving the
camera round and round
the table, because
that was all the
action written into
the script. So
let's summarize:
dialogue sucks, actors
suck, photography
sucks, editing sucks,
directing sucks and it
blows at the same
time. I have
seen many a bad movie
in my days, searching
as I do for
Funhouse-worthy
material; this one is
not the worst.
Really. Which
leads me to conclude,
making good movies
must be really, really
difficult.
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Johnny's
notes:
The
Canal
(2014)
A
couple of quick updates
today, one from the fairly
decent Irish horror movie,
The Canal, about a man who
thinks the ghosts of his
old house are behind the
murder of his unfaithful
wife and now they're after
the rest of the family.
Has a surprisingly
shocking ending that's
hard to shake.
Hannah
Hoekstra
1080hd film clip
(collage below)
Irvine
Walsh's Ecstasy
(2011)
Ecstasy
from Trainspotting
writer Irvine Welsh is
a Scottish/Canadian
drama, which is a
baffling combination,
where a drug
dealer/smuggler finds
love with a Canadian
girl (Kristin Kreuk)
and decides to change
his life for her.
Didn't really like
this movie, found the
lead character to be a
real prick and
couldn't have cared
less that he was
turning his life
around. Plus a lot of
it felt heavy-handed,
especially the pill
popper falls for
anti-drug worker who
actually takes drugs,
heh heh, that's
profound! Some nice
nudity from Olivia
Andrup, but forget it,
go watch Trainspotting
instead.
Olivia
Andrup
1080hd film clip
(sample below)
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TV
and Film Clips
Annabelle
Wallis
shows a sexy
rear in Sword
of Vengeance
(2015) in
1080hd
Lilith
Stangenberg
in Rosa Roth:
Das Maedchen
aus Sumy
(2009) in 720p
Pics
and Collages
Hollywood
pin-ups. All
but one of
these are new
to my eyes.
Angie Harmon
Gina Gershon
Kate Hudson
Michelle
Trachtenberg.
Haven't seen
much of her in
the past two
years.
Rebecca de
Mornay
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