Fancy Lady

Fancy Lady (1971) is a Nick Philips softcore featuring Uschi Digard. It is one part of a Seduction Cinema effort called The Buxom Bombshell Collection. In this one, Uschi is a magazine reporter from Denmark, here to compare the sex scene in San Francisco with the red light district in Copenhagen. There are basically three acts, girl-girl, guy-girl, and Uschi solo.

• Her first stop is a North Beach grind house where she watches a lesbian film likely shot in the bushes in Golden Gate park. Lynn Harris and an unknown show everything in a typical soft-core lesbian groping that, like much of Nick Philips' work, goes on way too long.
• Then it is off for a little shopping, and the required cable car ride. Then she is to interview a couple who recently visited Copenhagen. When she arrives, their apartment door is open, and they are getting it on on a waterbed. Uschi again plays voyeur. It is here that we meet the real star of the film, a calico cat, who must have had serious show business aspirations, and constantly upstaged the humans in the scene. 
• This turns Uschi on so much she has to go back to her apartment and hump a black patent leather shoe.

The video quality could be much better, and the sex scenes are far too long, but it is a must-have for Uschi fans, and gets some points for nostalgia as well. This is a C, assuming that Uschi's films are their own genre.

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The Betsy

The Time Machine is all the way back to 1978 for a trio of lovelies ...

 

Katharine Ross just shows the top of a breast at feeding time.

Lesley-Anne Down with some T & A.

Kathleen Beller is the star of the show with some full frontal action.

 

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

At birth, Grenouille (Ben Whishaw), the son of an eighteenth century Parisian fish-monger, is squeezed out onto a pile of rotting fish, behind his mother's putrid market stall, almost as a matter of inconvenience. He's sent straight to a workhouse, where he's picked on by the older boys and sold to a leather tradesman as slave labor at the earliest opportunity.

From the moment his nose first landed in that mush of decaying fish carcasses, he developed a keen sense of smell, able to detect distant beauty through the aromas that would cause severe nausea in anyone else. While delivering some leather samples, he smells unmatched beauty, a perfect young woman. In a moment of panic, while admiring her smell, he kills her. Try as he might, he can't find a way of preserving her smell. This then becomes his one and only goal in life, how to collect and preserve the smell of beauty.

After an apprenticeship with one of Paris's top perfumiers (Dustin Hoffman), he heads to the heart of the French perfume industry, where he hones his skills. But it doesn't escape the notice of the locals that one by one, all the beautiful women in the town are being found dead, in horrific circumstances.