Pervert!

Pervert! (2005) came about the way a lot of micro-budget indy films do. Director-producer Jonathon Yudis made a decision that he was going to make a feature film and not let anything get in his way. He knew the limitations of his resources so he his college chum Mike Davis to write a script using a small cast and one location. The are both Russ Meyer fans so they created an homage to Meyer, full of large breasts. They took Russ to his next logical progression, throwing in a horror element, but the entire thing is an outrageous comedy.

A college student is to spend the summer with his dad in the desert. When he arrives, he sees dad's new playmate, Mary Carey. Something does her in, as well as dad's next hooker/companion, and junior suspects that dad is doing them in. Dad suspects junior. Dad's hobby of making meat sculpture art is certainly suspicious. Just how silly the film is becomes obvious by the identity and appearance of the actual monster.

Finally, junior decides dad needs to be locked up, and sends for nurse Juliette Clarke to evaluate his condition. She, it turns out, becomes half of the requisite girl/girls scene, and has the gumption to survive The Pervert. The film makers wanted to telegraph what kind of film this was early, hence the bogus rating screen.

The film goes out of its way to insult as many groups as possible, and does a good enough job that nobody is insulted. The DVD is given the whole treatment, with two commentaries, deleted scenes, bloopers, and trailers. This is low budget lowbrow humor, but has cult classic written all over it. Oddly, women seem to like it as much as men.

This is a C in the cult classic genre.

IMDb readers say 5.4.

Scoop's note: I'm glad that some guys are still making grade-B tittie movies which are fun to watch. There were a lot of them back in the 70s and 80s, like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Return of the Living Dead, but it's hard to find an entertaining one these days. The indie producers all seem to be making either making serious dramas or horror films.

 

A Scream in the Streets

The Time Machine travels all the way back to 1973 for A Scream in the Streets. We feature Sharon Kelly who did both soft and hard-core flicks in the seventies and eighties often billed as Colleen Brennan for the more hard-core stuff.

Enjoy Sharon in these caps and six clips and play the "spot the tool" game.

Transformations

Wolfgang Shadduck (Rex Smith) is traveling in outer space when a monster, which he sees as a beautiful woman (Pamela Prati), appears in his spaceship and makes love with him. Then the ship is forced to land on a planet which is a penal colony. Here he meets Miranda (Lisa Langlois) who falls in love with him. A group of prisoners uses him and his spaceship to fly away from the planet. But the monster which is by now inside Wolfang arouses and only Miranda can save him.