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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe version of Other
Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
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Stripped to Kill
(1987)
Kay Lenz film clips
(captures below)
Scoop's notes:
For a while there in the 80s, we saw a rash of "detectives going undercover
as strippers" films. There were no such films from A-listers, but Kay Lenz had
once come kinda close to that status. When she broke into the business she had
leading roles opposite Lee Marvin, Oliver Reed, Bill Holden and other heavy
hitters. She married pop superstar David Cassidy.
But ...
By the time Stripped to Kill came along, she had dropped a few tiers,
for reasons that have never been clear to me. Her co-stars in this film were
Greg Evigan ("BJ and the Bear") and Mr. Roper. The tiny actress never regained
the movie success of her youth, but she's still working and has probably
appeared on just about any scripted TV show you can name.
All of which reminds me - an off-topic note for my fellow fans of forgotten
70s movies - "The Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday" is now available for three
bucks on the amazon.com "instant video" plan. (You can watch it, but not
download it.) I'll probably watch it in the next day or so. I have not
seen it in 35 years. I never saw it on VHS and it has never come to DVD. If I
remember right, there's no nudity, but it was a pretty good Western comedy.
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Colpo Grosso
BS wrote:
"In the days to come are clips from Polarscan, edited by me, of the Italian TV
show Colpo Grosso. No plot - women strip and seem to score
points somehow but who really cares? Some passingly well-known gals, all of them
more than sort of attractive. And topless. "
Today: perennial Oscar nominee Vicky EE
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InSearchOf
(2009)
Johnny's comments:
In Search of Sex (InSearchOf) is about the Gross
family and how amazingly every one of them is fucked up sexually (and then
some). Mindy (the gorgeous Emily Grace of What Alice Found) is in a thorny
relationship with Dave, who is busy getting his new business going, except
he's lying to Mindy about the business. He is in fact a male prostitute.
Shea (Rachael Kemery) knows this and is using Dave for sex and she is in a
relationship with Mindy's brother Jack (Michael Rady). Jack is a sexual
predator, desperate for sex with anyone, but is currently also involved
with Cathy (Jamie Lea Thompson), who claims to be pregnant, but as Jack
finds out, she is a high school student. Cathy goes to school with the
youngest Gross, Andy, who is struggling with his sexuality and tries to
prove he's straight to his friends by sleeping with the local 'retard'
who'll let you fuck her for ice cream. Meanwhile, their mother Lauren
(Tracey Toth) is having an affair with a much younger man while rejecting
her loyal husband. Then Dave, depressed by a trick with a virgin that has
really stunned him and Shea's increasing neediness, drives his car into a
tree, rendering him disabled. One year later, Mindy has a young child but
can't bring herself to visit Dave, Jack has moved on to Beth Ann (Laura
Cotterel) who desperately wants a child, Andy is still struggling with his
sexuality in collage and Lauren is pregnant to her lover and her loyal
husband is about to get a rude shock.
Then things get worse...
Man, this film doesn't mind rubbing your face in
the character's fucked up sex lives. The last 15 minutes is like the last
15 minutes of Requiem for a Dream, but sexually, as the characters come to
grips with their situations. Some of it is quite shocking. Also, all the
high school kids look at least 25, which completely distracts from what
the filmmaker is trying to say. And finally, all two of you who read this
know how I feel about ensemble dramas and you can only gather what I think
as this film evolves. Just one question. How can one family be this fucked
up?
Ah well, plenty of sex and nudity throughout, so
there's that. And why doesn't Emily Grace get more roles? (And why doesn't
she get naked here? Come on!)
Johnny's Collages:
(see someone else's film clips in the Catch O' The Day)
Laura Cottrell
Rachael Kemery
Leah Schmidt
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Teachers with porn backgrounds
Here's a hardcore collage of the naughty school secretary from Quebec who
students found out moonlighted as a porn actress under the moniker Samantha
Ardente. Lucky bastards, when I went to school during the 1970s it was a cause
of celebration when a home-ec teacher taught a class not wearing a brassiere.
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Film Clips
Lene Nystrom
("Aqua Lena") in Varg Veum - Svarte far (2011; see below)
Julie Debazac in Empreintes criminelles, s1e3, in 1080p (2010;
see below)
Nathalie Nell and others in Empreintes criminelles, s1e3, in
1080p (2010; see below)
Nell
others
Aycil Yeltan and Asun Ortega in Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010;
samples below)
Yeltan
Ortega
both
Ortega with Sarah Emmons
Sarah Emmons and Jessica Elder in Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010;
sample below)
The women of InSearchOf (2009; with
samples below each)
Laura Cottrell
Rachael Kemery
Robin Wachsberger
Leah Schmidt
(left below) and others (right below)
Two long film clips of Monique Van de Ven in Turks Fruit (1973),
(Part 1,
Part Two),
considered by some to be the best Dutch film and the best film of
Paul Verhoeven. Not by me. Verhoeven is one of my favorite
directors, but I tend to place this film toward the middle of his
output, as do IMDb voters:
- (8.00) -
Black Book (2006)
- (7.89) -
Soldier of Orange (1977)
- (7.60) -
RoboCop (1987)
- (7.40) -
Total Recall (1990)
- (7.29) - The
Fourth Man (1983)
- (7.20) -
Turkish Delight (1973)
- (7.10) -
Starship Troopers (1997)
- (6.90) -
Basic Instinct (1992)
- (6.70) -
Flesh+Blood (1985)
- (6.61) -
Spetters (1980)
- (5.50) -
Hollow Man (2000)
- (4.20) -
Showgirls (1995)
I'd choose the same top two (both Dutch films), and would also
place some of the American films higher than Turks Fruit. (Total
Recall for sure, possibly others.)
Here are the Van de Ven collages:
Here is a film clip
of the other actresses in the film, with a collage below
Pics
Addison Timlin on Californication
Emmy Rossum on Shameless
Laura Wiggins on Shameless
Holly Madison in Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Kendra Wilkinson in Scary Movie 4
Julie Michaels in Point Break (1991)
Lori Petty in Point Break
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