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"The Howling"

The Howling (1981) was loosely based on a novel by Gary Brandner, but deviated so much that one of the numerous sequels, Howling IV, The Original Nightmare, actually adapted the novel. In this tale, a werewolf colony, run by a self help shrink, himself a werewolf, was added to give a more human face to the beast, who, in fact, is half man. A newswoman, Dee Wallace, is bitten while investigating a serial killer, but has amnesia. She travels to the colony with her husband (real life husband Christpher Stone) on advice of her doctor. Two of her coworkers become suspicious and investigate. Meanwile her husband is seduced and converted to a werewolf by Elisabeth Brooks. On the off chance you haven't seen this, I will leave the plot there.

Sarina C. Grant does a full frontal in a fake porno loop, actually filmed well before principle photography in director Joe Dante's garage. Elisabeth Brooks does full frontal and rear nudity in a sex scene. Special effects were a cut above most before the film was made. The story was also stronger than the typical werewolf plot. It was a low budget effort at around $1M, but earned $18M, and won a Saturn for Best Picture. As I mentioned above, it spawned several sequels.

IMDb readers have this at 6.3 of 10. The Special Edition package includes both Wide Screen and 4/3 full negative versions. As is often the case, the 4/3 ration version shows more skin, including the best buns exposure from Brooks. There are also deleted scenes, bloopers, trailers, commentary, still galleries, and more. I have seen much more than my share of vampire, drugs suck and werewolf films, but this one was a quick, enjoyable diversion. C+.

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  • Elisabeth Brooks (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Sarina C. Grant (1, 2)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Orgazmo (1997):

    Orgazmo, an early effort from South Park's Trey Parker, has been covered several times by many of our contributors, so read the linked Movie House page if you want to know all the ins and outs. For this space, let me concentrate on the new DVD.

    This two sided DVD has pretty much everything you ever wanted to know about Orgazmo, There are two versions of the film, the NC-17 theatrical release and an unrated, uncut version unique to the DVD. I can't see any difference. The variations must be quite minor, because I watched the unrated one today and was not aware of anything I hadn't seen before. This is the first time that widescreen version have been made available (the Region 2 DVD was a full screen transfer. See Tuna's section for examples.)

    • The theatrical version has three commentary tracks. One is by the cast. One is by some guests (like Kevin Smith and Weird Al). The third one was made by Matt and Trey while they were drunk. (I don't know whether they are worthwhile. After watching all the extras, I just ran out of time and couldn't do the commentary tracks.)
    • The Book of Orgazmo is a lengthy documentary about the making of the film, as well as Cannibal the Musical and other oddities in the Parker/Stone canon.
    • there is a still gallery, with nudity
    • there is lots of behind-the-scenes footage
    • about fifty minutes of interviews
    • about forty minutes of outtakes

    In other words, if you like this film, you can spend about a dozen hours watching the DVD for fourteen bucks, which seems pertty damned reasonable.

     

     

    Dark Obsession (1989)

    Haven't seen it, but these topless caps of Sadie were not in the Encyclopedia, and was her first screen nudity, so here ya go.

    • Sadie Frost (1, 2)

     

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    MOVIE REVIEWS:

    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

     

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Jr's Polls
    This week's poll is another look at a poll from a few years ago...

    Best Sex Scene in a Mainstream Movie
    For this poll it's A-list only. No skinemax or adult stuff. You'll also notice a lack of lesbian lovin'....I'm saving that for another poll.


    Here are the results of our most recent other polls...
    The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
    Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
    Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
    Best All Time Television Comedy
    Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance.

    Email Scoopy Jr. with more nominees, comments or suggestions.


    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.


    Today from the Ghost...another Skinemax flick featuring hardcore girls doing softcore sex. Today's 'caps and clips are from "Young and Seductive" (2004).

    • Alana Evans 'caps 1, 2, 3) We pretty much only see her breasts in the 'caps, but we have pubes in the clips. In fact in clip #4 we get a brief gyno-view...and I wouldn not be surprised if someone told me she was really having sex.
    • Alana Evans zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Dru Berrymore shows breasts and bush while gettin' it on. (1, 2)
    • Dru Berrymore zipped .wmvs (1, 2)

    • Felony, topless and briefly showing her faint, skidmark of pubes in a not very erotic stripping scene. (1, 2, 3)
    • zipped .wmv

    • Greta Dolan aka Nicki Dolan aka Mary Shannon. Too many ways to say the same thing...she's a not-so-hot Skinemax performer. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • Greta Dolan zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Julian Wells, the star of the flick gettin' it on in 3 different scenes. The exposure is all pretty much the same in each, breasts with a hint of pubes. The 'clips show a little more skin. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
    • Julian Wells zipped .wmvs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    • Susan Hale, toplessness and a serious thong view.
    • Susan Hale zipped .wmv

    Johnny Moronic
    Rachel McAdams The hot Canadian babe from "Mean Girls" and "The Hot Chick" briefly baring a breast and some parital rear nudity in deleted scenes from "The Notebook".

    Nina Gunnarsdottir
    (1, 2, 3)

    The Icelandic babe bares breats and bum while playing with an ice penis in scenes from the short erotic film "On Top Down Under" (2000). One of the many episodes in the "Erotic Tales" series.

    Franziska Petri
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Toplessness, rear nudity and almost a frontal view in scenes from "Der Nachtschwester" aka "The Night Nurse" (2000). I believe this is another episode from the Erotic Tales series.

    Isabelle Stoffel
    (1, 2)

    The Swiss born actress topless and showing some close-up pube views in scenes from "Verkehrsinsel" aka "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" (2001).

    Variety
    Farrah Fawcett
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Mr. Nude Celeb 'caps of a pre-Angels Farrah showing some see-thru views, serious pokies, cleavage and an occasional nip slip (links 5 and 7) in scenes from the 1970 Raquel Welch movie, "Myra Breckinridge".

    Jessica Collins
    and
    Nicki Micheaux
    Dragonscan 'caps of both ladies topless and making out lesbo style in scenes from the made for cable movie/pilot "The Ranch".

    Juli Ashton
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Chasey Lain

    New today on DVD! One of my personal favorite comedies...the Trey Parker/Matt Stone cult favorite "Orgazmo". I've had a barely legal Chinese import of "Orgazmo" for about 4 years now. The quality is horrible, there are no special features and the menus are in Mandarin, so I for one am really looking forward to picking up an official studio released DVD. Now if only they'd stop screwing with the release date of "Team America" (currently set for May 17th).

    As for the goodies...for a movie about the porn biz, there is almost no nudity. Almost all of today's 'caps by the Skin-man are from deleted scenes or other extras found on the new, 'Unrated Special Edition' DVD.

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    ANISTON: MARRIAGE WAS THE PITTS, FILES FOR DIVORCE
    No Spousal Support?! How Will He Live?! - Anyone still hoping for a Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt reconciliation can forget it: Aniston filed for divorce Friday, citing "irreconcilable differences." She also requested that Pitt not be awarded spousal support and that her name be legally changed back to Aniston.

  • Just when we'd all gotten used to calling her "Jennifer Pitt."
  • They're both blonde, beautiful, obscenely rich movie stars... What are their irreconcilable differences? Toothpaste preference?
  • Of course, "irreconcilable differences" is just code for "She wants me instead."


    ANYBODY CAN BE AN ARTIST
    He's Now Called "Soupy" - A British graffiti artist known as "Banksy" proved that anyone can be an artist by smuggling his paintings into four top New York museums, and nobody noticed the difference. He had friends stage a gay spat to distract guards while he hung his work on the walls. His painting of a tomato soup can hung in the Museum of Modern Art for three days before anyone realized it couldn't be an Andy Warhol because it wasn't Campbell's Soup, it was Tesco supermarket's discount house brand.

  • They assumed it must've been painted when Andy Warhol was a starving artist.
  • It's just as a good as a Warhol, and it only costs 59 cents!
  • This actually won Banksy 15 minutes of fame.
  • That's nothing: there's a water fountain that's been hanging on the wall for 10 years, and nobody's drunk from it because they all think it's art.

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