Monday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contempt

1963

BB in color in 1963 - a source of infinite sexual fantasies for the older Americans among us who were not able to see famous women naked in 1963.

La Bardot film clips.

Collages:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Caged Women in Purgatory

1992

Today is a "Babe in Bondage" day with "Caged Women in Purgatory."

In this nineties flick Pilar Orive is naked
 

 and then molested by a topless Isabel Libossart.

 

Plus a clip

 

TV Land

Over in TV Land newsbabe Martha MacCallum on the Fox channels "Live Desk" shows off a little leg. Caps and a clip.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes and collages

Tender Loving Care

1997

Maria Caldare

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

         
   

"Sexy Shorts"

episode: "Sensual Spirit"

Carrie Lee film clip.

 Sample below.

 
   
         

 

 

 

 

 

Solo Quiero Caminar

(2008; Spain)

 

Ariadna Gil film clip (collages below)

Elena Anaya film clip (collages below)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hot off the presses:

The women of Les Collones du Ciel

The women of La Maison du Chat qui Pelote

Juliette Binoche in Disengagement. Needless to say, this is a must-see. It will probably get some votes for scene of the year. It's not explicit or well photographed, but it's La Binoche and she's stark naked - and it's quite an entertaining scene. In English!

Clemence Bretecher in Jamais 2 sans 3

Juliette Dol in La Vie est a Nous

 

 

 

 

 

Elegy

2008

What makes this May-December romance good is not so much the storyline, which is far from unique, but the script and performances. Great performances by Ben Kingsley and Penelope Cruz with strong support from Dennis Hopper and Patricia Clarkson help bring the Philip Roth novel The Dying Animal to life. Exciting, no. Fascinating, yes.

David Kepesh (Ben Kingsley) is a cultural critic and college professor who spent the 60's in an unhappy marriage, and now spends most of his time chasing former students for unencumbered sexual conquests, while at the same time maintaining a sex-only relationship with a woman his own age.

When the games start with beautiful young Cuban-born Consuela (Penelope Cruz), David expects a typical round of sexual trysts but finds himself saddled with a new element....love. From that springs jealousy as he begins to track her every move. And from all this smothering springs the expected problem of overbearance, which eventually ends the affair, until two years later when Consuela comes back into his life bearing unexpected and life-changing news.

Not exciting, but a solid yet not maudlin romance, and slow-paced yet always an interesting character study, this film was made by the performances, and they are very, very good.
 

Penelope Cruz Patricia Clarkson

 

 

 

 

 

Pics

Abigail Rogan, aka "Abigail," in The True Story of Eskimo Nell (1973)

Anne Bennent in Lulu (1980)

Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe: HD version

Shannon Elizabeth showed off a pretty butt on a 2001 cover of DT magazine

 

Film Clips

Melissa Behr and Sherrie Rose in Me and Will

Nikki Ziering in Crazy Girls Undercover

Serbian star Snezana Savic in Sta Je S Tobom Nina

A tribute to Edwige Fenech: Part 1: The Early Years. These five films are all from her first year or so in the movies, before The Man With The Golden Brush firmly established her as the queen of Eurocrap. Edwige was about 20, possibly 21, when all of these scenes were filmed:

 

Penelope Cruz, topless again in Almodovar's latest, Los Abrazos Rotos. Sample right

Kira Miro, also from Almodovar's Los Abrazos Rotos. Sample right