Dreammaster: The Erotic Invader (1996), day two. Yesterday, we had the topless images of Lisa Boyle as one of the test subjects, who was actually there because she had a crush on the post doc. Today, we have the other 5 naked women.

Kristen Knittle, as the other female test subject, has a recurring sex nightmare, where she is losing her virginity with her foster brother, when her foster mother discovers them. She shows breasts in the original dream, and then again when she is taught the technique of "lucid dreaming" and rewrites the dream eliminating the foster mother.

Patricia Skeriotis shows breasts and buns as the Erotic Invader (Devora), the dream witch who can invade your dreams and capture you to the point that you never wake up.

Teresa Langley shows breasts, buns, and possibly a rear gyno view as the dream subject of the male test subject. In his original dream, she is naked in bed, but he is prevented from joining her by an invisible shield. In the lucid version, he has sex with her.

Jennifer Barnes shows breasts, and buns through a wet nightie, in a dream by the post doc. It starts as a typical male rescue fantasy, with him finding her unconscious on the beach, and giving her mouth-to-mouth. They start having sex, and Devora interrupts. This beach scene is very badly and obviously shot on a sound stage.

Robbie French shows breasts as the post doc's ex girlfriend, who left him for his best friend.

This has no value as a film, with poor acting from most cast members, and wastes a pretty good premise, but delivers enough nudity to rate a C- as a soft core film.

Updates:

• Updated volumes: Meg Ryan

Other crap:

• WHOA! Meg Ryan's next film is “In the Cut,” an erotic thriller directed by Jane Campion. It’s said to have graphic sex scenes, and Ryan doesn’t use a body double.
• Peter Jackson's next film will be a remake of King Kong for Universal. I was really hoping that Peter would use his new power and fame to make more personal movies. Forgotten Silver is one of my favorites
• naked protestor update
• what is the most dangerous athletic activity? Not sure, but Pro Wrestling is certainly a contender
• Russian teenage pseudo-lesbian singer update
• Dave Barry visits Orlando
• Howie Long looks at Britney Spears
• Christopher Walken turns 60. He made his show-biz debut as Ronnie Walken.
• these transvestites today are so good it is scary
• Polish scientists come up with formula for marital bliss. Most important factor: woman's ability with kielbasa.
• "A leading film director has predicted major Hollywood movies will be showing explicit sex within 10 years. John Waters says it's only a matter of time before film-makers show penetration."

   

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Today it's Sascha Knopf from the movies "BlackMale" and "What´s the worst that could happen?"

• Sascha Knopf in "BlackMale". Breasts, bikini and a great bum view (#1). (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

• Sascha Knopf topless in deleted scenes from "What´s the worst that could happen?".

A few screen caps and a couple paparazzi today.

• Shannyn Sossamon (pokies) & Jessica Biel (pretty face, nice body) in "The Rules of Attraction".

• Yoima Valdés in topless caps from the 2002 movie "800 Balas" (aka "800 Bullets" International English title.)

• A nice face close-up cap from Tele 5 of Eva Maria González Fernández, the 22 year-old, 1.77 m tall model representing Sevilla won the crown of Miss Spain 2003 last week. Eva is expected to represent Spain in the upcoming Miss Universe pageant to take place June 3rd in Panama City, Panama. Hopefully we'll get to see more of her soon as we did with other recent Misses, like Helen Lindes.

• Collage of paparazzi pics of Judith, a contestant in the last edition of Big Brother 4 in Spain. The pictures were taken recently in the Canary Islands by Interviu photographers.

MADONNA THROWS GRENADE AT BUSH IN NEW VIDEO
Not The First Time Madonna's Shown Bush - Madonna's upcoming video "American Life" will feature her in fatigues amid images of war, but it's the final scene that'll really raise hackles: Madonna throws a hand grenade into the lap of a President Bush lookalike, who uses it to light a cigar. Madonna told "Access Hollywood" that she's not being anti-Bush, just "ironic and tongue-in-cheek." She said she's showing her wish for peace by turning a weapon into something "completely innocuous."