 |
|
|
-
* Yellow
asterisk:
funny (maybe).
-
*
White
asterisk:
expanded
format.
-
* Blue
asterisk: not
mine.
-
No
asterisk: it
probably
sucks.
|
OTHER
CRAP:
Catch
the deluxe
version of
Other Crap in
real time,
with all the
bells and
whistles, here.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

"The Girls of
National Lampoon's
Strip Poker"
volume 4
In
the next four days,
four gals, three
nekkid, in some disc
entitled The Girls of
National Lampoon's
Strip Poker, Volume
4. The four are
Fawnia Mondey, Kelly
Schreck, Taylor
Kennedy (Fawnia is
topless and the other
two do some full
frontal stuff) and
Roneique Banks.
Fawnia is the best
known of these by we
of the Funhouse
readership - Canadian
hottie, sometime
actress, sometime
stripper, oft-time
glamor model.
Taylor has spent a
good deal of time
posing topless for
magazines and
websites, all on the
basis of her naturally
large hooties.
She is not exactly my
cup o' tea.
Kelly Schreck is a
pretty famous fitness
model has appears to
have done relatively
nekkid modeling but
she makes up for that
oversight on this
disc. And
Roneique Banks is the
model whose image
appears on the most
websites when you
Google her name.
She is happy to show
off her killer caboose
but is loath to reveal
anything else.
That is true,
generally, and
certainly true
here. So, okay,
there was an extensive
still-photo collection
on the disc and those
make up most of what I
have sent along, plus
a few collages
(including an image or
two cobbled together
from slow pans across
bodies). In the
still photos, behind
the scenes variety,
were two of another
fitness model, Megan
Devoe; she is full
frontal while
sunbathing.
|
|
|
|

|
Hideaways
(2011)
Johnny's
comments:
Hideaways
is an Irish fairy tale
about James Furlong (Harry
Treadaway), a boy that was
born with the devastating
affliction of when he is
feeling threatened, he has
causes the death of any
living thing within range.
This has a horrific toll
on his life including
causing the death of his
mother, father and
grandmother and then
pretty much everyone at
the orphanage he was sent
to except for Liam (Thomas
Brodie-Sangster). James
runs away to the forest,
never to been to seen
again, until... Years
later, Mae-West O'Mara
(Rachel Hurd-Wood) is
dying from stomach cancer
and runs off from the
hospital she is staying.
During a rainstorm, she
takes shelter at a house,
which is where James is
now living, away from
everyone else. They spend
some time together and hit
it off. With a search
party out looking for
Mae-West, she returns and
is feeling much better.
James decides to find
Mae-West and be with her,
but also at that hospital
is Liam, who wants revenge
for ruining his life. Can
love bring the two
together? Will Liam exact
revenge?
Hideaways is pretty
standard stuff about love
curing all, but this is
still a pretty solid watch
nonetheless. The most
bizarre thing in this film
is Rachel's nippleless
breasts. Should get that
checked out ...
Rachel
Hurd-Wood film
clip
(collages below)
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|