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RDO, Mischievous
  • RDO continues his search for the legit movie with the all-time nudity record. He's done such classics as Castaways and Showgirls, and today's entry is Mischievous. The word "mischievous" must be the second most mispronounced word in the English language (After "mauve", which I've never heard any native English speaker pronounce correctly in 50 years of life. It rhymes with "grove"). The most common mispronunciation is mis-CHEE-vee-us, which is way off. The word has three syllables, not four, and the first one is stressed. It's easy, really, because everyone knows how to pronounce mischief, and the "-ous" doesn't really change much - just changes the "f" sound to a "v". MIS-chee-vus. The adverb is pronounced MIS-chee-vus-lee, which is tricky because it doesn't seem right in English to stress the first syllable of a four syllable word, leaving three consecutive unstressed syllables. As for the movie ... well, apparently it was filmed on fairly good film stock, and it's on DVD (good priority! Forrest Gump is not on DVD, this is) so it capped OK. I'm glad RDO had to watch it instead of me. Here's Jennifer Burton stripping
  • Burton, miscellaneous faceless body parts.
  • Jennifer jumps into the pool naked.
  • Jennifer comes out of the pool. A clear full-frontal, including a nice face shot.
  • Jennifer, sex scenes, dim lighting, topless.
  • Jennifer is in a public place, and shows her breasts to a fat guy who looks like a young Ned Beatty.
  • Jennifer strips.
  • After the strip Jennifer pleasures herself.
  • I think Jennifer is having phone sex here.
  • she's out on the patio stark naked. A large full-rear nude.
  • she's bending over the kitchen counter. She's naked, and a naked man is behind her, so I think we can assume they are not making pasta.
  • Here's one for your collection. Jennifer is nude from every angle.
  • Same movie, here's Chanda, a blonde with one name (two too hard to remember?) and a large bosom.
  • one more Chanda collage.
  • same movie, hardbodied Julie Mantia. Of the two Mantia pics, this one has the most nudity.
  • one more of JJ Mantia. She played a stripper. I never heard of her, and she's not in anything else that I know of.
  • same movie, Jennifer Behr, sex scene.
  • Behr naked, crawling around on her hands and knees.
  • the two Jennifers hanging out, Behr naked.
  • both Jennifers naked and getting really friendly. Behr has been in three movies, all pretty much of this ilk. Burton gets movie-naked whenever possible, and has churned out about a dozen of these including the queen ant of this genre, "I Like to Play Games"
    • Snappy Pappy
  • haven't heard much from Snappy Pappy lately, but he sent along a bunch today, and a promise of more soon. Here's Nikki Fritz in "Beverly Hills Bordello"
  • more of Nikki .
  • I think this is the best Nikki - full frontal, legs open a bit.
  • Ginhee Treadwell in "Beverly Hills Bordello". I don't think there are a lot of natural boobs in that bordello. You newer visitors, note the secondary Scoopy life-commandment: don't ever mess around with a woman who spells a normal name in a silly way. Genifer, Suzen, Byatriz, BEWARE. Remember Clinton? Gifford? They'd have been Ok with a Jennifer and a Susan. So if you get a chance to date Ginhee Treadwell, tread cautiously. Of course, I listed this as a secondary rule because it can be broken in emergencies, like if you're really horny. Unlike the Big Guy's Top 10, our commandments are divided, for your convenience, into ones that can never be broken and those which are just moral guidelines. The Prime Directive, of course, involves any movie where Shatner, Depardieu or Mickey Rourke are doing love scenes, and you're looking at them instead of the girl. Sorry, but this rule applies to gay guys as well. They are allowed to look at VanDamme or Brad Pitt or Chris O'Donnell, but not Depardieu or Captain Kirk. And if you break that commandment, you have to spend eternity watching those skits with the Sweeney sisters. Imagine - all eternity - "clang, clang, clang went the trolley"
  • Cyndi Freeman in "Compromising Situations. Her name also spells trouble
  • Kira Dahlgren in "Compromising Situations".
  • more of Kira.
  • Eileen Smith in "Compromising Situations".
    • Divers and Diverse
  • BeerCaps picked up a possible nip-slip from wrestling's Debra Sunday.
  • Inspired by "The Matrix", one visitor asked me for Carrie Ann Moss. I couldn't find anything but this one frame from Softkill by Blackshine. I don't know "Softkill", but considering that Blackshine is a great vidcapper and never does single frames, I'm guessing that this one fuzzy frame was about it for that movie. Anybody know of more?
  • Jessica Lange in character for her new role in "Titus Andronicus".
  • Goldie Hawn braless on "The View" last week. She is certainly a youthful 50.
  • Georgina Verbaan n "Enigma". Cleavage only
  • from Recaps: if you're a Maryam d'Abo fan, here's the Holy Grail. She's full frontal, at 23 years old, in Xtro. Don't bother renting the movie. Made with about a twelve dollar budget, poorly synchronized sound, incorrectly lighting, poor special effects, obvious make-up, etc. You could make a better movie in the garage with your friends, except Maryam d'Abo would probably not get naked in your garage.
  • also from Recaps: Juliette Cummin in "Slumber Party Massacre". Recaps now has a home page, and I added it to the "Imaging Artists" link page.
  • from Slartibartfast: Sophie Schuett in "Zerschmetterte Traeume" (Shattered Dreams)
    • Sunday's Stuff (Uncle Scoopy)
    Reminders
  • I really enjoyed this collage from Charlie's update this week. Bilingual Charlotte Rampling in a French movie from about 20 years ago, showing everything from every angle.
    • Rasslin'
  • Jr and I aren't too good on the rasslin' details, but the contributors are. These first five are Debra in a skimpy white bikini at WrestleMania. My youngest son (15) tells me she is the bomb diggity, which is good, I think.
  • Debra.
  • Debra.
  • Debra.
  • Debra.
  • this one is Marlena on RAW. I saw an interview with Vince McMahon yesterday, in which he admitted that the show is definitely getting more sexual and violent. (The report focused on a scene where a group of wrestlers castrated another wrestler, and the current watchwords of the WWF, "suck it"). He defended his position by saying that his audience was 70-80% adult, the show is marketed to adults, it's on cable, and ratings are so good that people obviously like it. The reporters observed that those adults are buying one hell of a lot of action figure toys and wrestling computer games. Good enough point. I guess McMahon's hands are tied when it comes to giving the answer he should honestly give, which is that kids do watch it, but even very young kids and very slow kids know it's all bullshit, and that you can't really have a buried-alive match with your friends, or castrate people you don't like. Unless they are a different race or religion from you. Or you want to be really cool.
  • Marlena.
  • This doesn't belong here, but it's a leftover from Crow. Lydie Denier in "Fatal Pursuit". (Lingerie, no nudity)
    • Aesthetics
  • Aesthete came up with the hit of the week. Meredith Viera's escaped breast, as shown on Access Hollywood.
  • Aesthete also came up with a complete set of caps memorializing Corinne Bohrer's nekkid walk to the motel ice machine in "Dead Solid Perfect". This movie was a not so hot adaptation of one of Dan Jenkins' lesser efforts. On the other hand, a bad version of bad Jenkins is still good for a few racy laughs. For those of you new to the page, I rate the greatest writers of all time as (1) Shakespeare (2) Dan Jenkins (3) James Joyce. And I'm thinking of moving Shekespeare down a notch after having re-read both Titus Andronicus and Semi-Tough. These caps should be in chronological order. Yes, that is the Love God, Randy Quaid, with her. Quaid played a struggling small-time pro golfer, and he showed a swing indicating a pretty good golf game of his own.
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
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  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect". A bit of beaver here.
  • Corinne Bohrer in "Dead Solid Perfect".
    • Master Bagger
  • Three terrific contributions from the Bagger this week. Here's Betsy Russell in "Tomboy".
  • Charlotte Lewis in "Excessive Force" .
  • always worth another look: Joanna Cassidy in "Blade Runner".
    • SB
  • Stephanie Beaton in "Witchcraft X". I couldn't follow this. I missed soem key parts of "Witchcraft VIII", and that has screwed up my comprehension of the sequels, sort of like reading the later books in "The Alexandria Quartet" without first reading "Justine".
  • Wendy Cooper in "Witchcraft X".
  • Marla Sucharetza in "Whore 2: The Wrath of Khan".
  • Natasha Henstridge in "Sendoff".
    • Jammin James
  • Toni Stallone (Sly's sis).
  • hardbodied Janice Dickinson, former Stallone squeeze.
  • Linnea Quigly, very young. These individual images aren't new to the page, but JJ has brought a fresh look at them.
  • Linnea, very young.
  • Linnea, very young. (A couple more recent ones as well)
  • Linnea, very young.
    • Saturday's Stuff (Scoopy Jr)
    From Dragon
  • Looks like Dragon has been saving up for a rainy day. Well, here are a truck load of scans ranging from no-names to Hollywood's finest! First up, Michaela Bercu. her only screen credit in the IMDb is as one of Dracula's wives in "Bram Stoker's Dracula".
  • Going way back to even before Scoop Sr's time! Here is Joan Blondell. (Scoop's note: Unfortunately, I remember Blondell well. Although she was well past her glamour days, it seems like she was the wisecrackin' next door neighbor or aunt in every old second feature and every sitcom when I was a kid, although this was long before TV. Sitcoms were then acted out by wandering storytellers casting hand shadows on the cave walls. Those were great days. Language was so much simpler without verbs. "buffalo here. wolves on mountain.")
  • Our Euro Scoopy fans may recognize this Italian beauty, Stefania Casini.
  • Another Italian actress for you...here is Dalila DiLazzaro.
  • Dalila DiLazzaro #2. Guessing by the cool scar in this one, these 'caps are from "Flesh for Frankenstein".
  • One more of Dalila DiLazzaro.
  • Fulfilling the previously mentioned "no-name" category...Rosangela Gaetano. I'm sure someone out there knows who this is, but not me, sorry.
  • Elsa Lanchester had a long movie career before she passed on in 1986. She's best known as The Bride of Frankenstein, and as the wife of Charles Laughton. (I don't want to imagine that. You know how hard it is to imagine your parents boffing? Well, if you had your choice of mom 'n dad or Lanchester and Laughton, which one do you go for?) You younger guys may have seen in her a few of those ubiquitous Disney movies like "Mary Poppins", and "That Darn Cat". Well, her she is nekkid, the sight that turned Laughton heterosexual, at least temporarily.
  • A little royalty is always a nice addition to the Fun House, here is a topless scan of Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
  • Daughter of hair care guru, Vidal Sassoon and B-movie babe! What a biography! Here is Catya Sasson.
  • Tura Satana is up next. our movie buffs might recognize this former exotic dancer from such B-classics as "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!", or maybe "Astro-Zombies".
  • For the hard core "Dr. Who" fans (are there any left?) here is a nice topless 'cap of Lalla Ward.
    • Fun House Variety
  • Spinger! That's right gang, vidcaps from Jerry's movie "Ringmaster". I missed this one in theatres, so I'm thrilled to finally see some 'caps! Personally, I still can't believe they ever made the movie. But I know there is much worse crap on my video store's shelves already, so come on, everybody do the Springer chant! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
  • On to a much higher quality of actress...Wait a minute, maybe I should retype that. After all, Marg Helgenberger did team up with Steven Segal for "Fire Down Below"! Anyway, from Graphic Response, here is Marg showing it all in the movie "Frame by Frame".